John Stones #28 sticking things in his mouth…we wish he’d stick his thing in our mouths

[WylieWyles]

Cue the Champions League theme...

I got my work tasks arranged so I can have my first official WFH day tomorrow. Also caved and signed up for a Paramount+ subscription (for UCL) since it will be free for 3 months with a credit card deal. The timing of these two things is completely incidental. Totally. Yep.

Side note, I cannot believe I am unable to find a UCL intro video set to either the Hunger Games theme or Duel of the Fates. UEFA must have their copyright snipers on high alert.

Ocean Depths looks good on him.
No, this is not a threat.

And for everyone who needs a warm cozy cuddle, this sweet lil' baby is waiting on you with his blanky and hot water bottle:

 

[mimimithis]

I have just worked until now. I'm done with this day.

 

[cobette]

Have just made a tit of myself singing 'It's the final countdown' at the top of my lungs not realising RLF was on a work call.

 

[cobette]

Spoiler: confession part 2

RLF has the biggest Willy I’ve ever seen

So much makes sense now.

 

[lou_claire91]

I’ve had counselling on intimacy and one of the most important things to anyone who’s had trauma is understanding that actual penetration isn’t everything.
i could talk about this for hours, because I’ve learnt so much, but it’s really important you carry on talking.
We set date nights etc (even if it was just to sit at home without phones) or making a nice tea and made the night cosy so we were just being a couple - when the expectation of actually having sex goes, it makes it a lot easier to have sex

Honestly just hearing that helps!! Having known him for like a huge portion of my life i find it easy to talk to him about anything and everything and i said to him i dont want to shut him out of what i'm feeling! We have little date nights and we just spend time together and its lovely, and in the past couple of weeks i've felt more inclined to maybe try something soon i think its just that first hurdle!! Thank you for sharing this with me!!

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

@Gossgossgoss9888 and her love interest 🥹🥹🥹🥹. Do you have any incline he likes you?

He sounds lovely pros outweigh cons and you are a bit outdoorsy you were out loads on your hols. Good luck x

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@strawberrysunshine_x I think this is one of my favourite pictures they both look so good

I absolutely love everything about. Baby’s hair, his skin colour ( bit of a tan) the way they are holding each other and Jack just looks beautiful as usual I’d love to be in the middle of them

 

[cobette]

I’d like to give it a go though…

In the shower…

You've read Parade Day too many times. He'd knock himself out.

Baby would join in



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He is way out of Chilly's league.

I'm pleased to report I felt nothing at Madders JG unseen yesterday btw.

 

[Violetroselily]

I am currently deciding on prints for my office and every time an Arctic Monkeys one comes up I think of you all

Spoiler: click to feel tempted

HollieGraphik

Prints for the rock 'n' roll ✨

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I actually haven't touched my gallery wall for about a year and now this is about to change

Morning my loves, I overslept so just passing through with a hello. No time for breakfast or anything

Have a lovely day. @cobette safe travels

Speak to you all later. Fingers crossed bae plays tonight.

Hope your day improves, see you for bae porn this eve x

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Obscene. Do you think they get a bit embarrassed like we would with a VPL? Or just do not care..

You can’t be embarrassed about that… he should only ever be proud

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Morning everyone. Crumpets for breakfast I can’t remember the last time I had a crumpet!! Been up since 6

I had a fab dream about JG last night !!

 

[Violetroselily]

Checked in and through security with no issue waiting for breakfast now.

Had to leave bae at security because they asked to see his vaccine certificate. Someone will have to come pick him up @rasperryripple is closest! He's in a right strop!

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He'll get no sympathy in these parts, but I hope he manages to sneak on


Why is he always in the middle? Do you think he needs both hands held?

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I almost forgot happy match day!!!!

 

[Starttheline]

The words no parent wants to hear, "mummy I found a biiiiig spider but now it is lost"

 

[cobette]

Haha why??

Why you're always at it

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Spoiler: It’s like they’re all ganging up against me

 

[Starttheline]

Sounds like a good plan. Yay for you not missing the match. Any ideas what colour you want. Omg is it! It’s been 19 at mine today. Me and my son are currently eating ice lollies. The weather doesn’t help does it. I was miserable yesterday when it rained all day


I also have secret treats.but hide them from my son am I a bad mother

I say they are too spicy.

It may not be pretty but it is doing the job..

Spoiler

 

[cobette]

Morning girls!

@LurkingAnnie going to miss you today.

More bae and Kyle content.

My Kyle @Violetroselily don't want to crowd you or guilt trip you but we love you and are here if you want to talk/rant x

 

[Starttheline]

Wondering if this guy is going to be at the school gates today ( first day of pre-school!)

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Oh hun, I just want to wrap you in a blanket right now, and make sure you're comfy and cozy.

I've been suffering from endometriosis for a few years, too, after having to stop taking oral contraceptives for vital health reasons. The only kind of "cure": Oral contraceptives.

Thank you, you're so lovely. Wishing all possible comfiness and cosiness for you too.


The only time I was ever on the pill I bled so badly my doctor thought I might have needed a blood transfusion. So it's definitely not the cure for my period horrors

Aw sending lots of love.. I hate feeling fragile. Can you wear some office wear that is comfy? Do you like dresses ? I actually hate being at work and being on. We women should really get sick pay when we’re on. I’m gonna write to the new prime minister

Luckily my office wear is very casual, thankfully my pencil skirt days are long over. But usually I wear jeans and they tend to be diggy in when I'm bloated. Wore a slouchy jumper dress today which has been pretty comfy but I need to work out what to wear for the rest of the week.

@Gossgossgoss9888 Did your office crush help to make your day any better?

A little bit. Some mild teasing and general good vibes.

Spoiler: Praise for him as a colleague

When I ask him for help we sit and have a chat and I always come away from it feeling like I found the way to the solution on my own with his little bit of extra information, or like we've collaboratively decided on what to do. Quite apart from my little crush, this is a very nice work dynamic.

@cobette I'm so excited for your trip! Can't wait to hear all about it!

Is this new? I don't think I've seen it before?

I'm sure I've seen this before. Happy to see it again though

Spoiler: Therapy tales

A few weeks ago we had a Heavy Session. Like, full on, I'm sobbing and dissociating and baring my soul.

Since then we've gone a little lighter, treading carefully and focusing more on practical or less traumatic things, so as not to send me entirely mental by diving headfirst over and over into the painful things.

Then today what started as a chat about work and general functioning became a great big weeping session about feelings I can hardly put into words.

She says I need to take care of myself tonight so I'm going to have tea and put my feet up and ogle bae and hang out with you lovely lot

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

He'll play to spite me.

Don’t be like that darling