His face sometimes looks veryy sun kissed 🥹. I hope he starts today
John Stones #25 Getting RLFs laid and Love Honey paid as we swoon over his kindness and how well he's played
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RLF is absolutely having an affair.
He's not home!!
He's not home!!
He's definitley with the cleaner at her gaff
I can't wait to see how this unfolds
Does he know you've gone home?
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When you get home causally ask him how his day was and see what he says
Maybe he's out buying you a present
Thank you for the resistance band porn, I'm just about to go to the sorting office
Ffs I have no water
there's a leak somewhere in the local area. I actually cannot function without a shower.
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Have you already inadvertently used your one toilet flush?When you get home causally ask him how his day was and see what he says
Maybe he's out buying you a present
Thank you for the resistance band porn, I'm just about to go to the sorting office
Ffs I have no water
Can you go to your swimming pool, perhaps, if the water has been shut off?When you get home causally ask him how his day was and see what he says
Maybe he's out buying you a present
Thank you for the resistance band porn, I'm just about to go to the sorting office
Ffs I have no water
Yes
this happened a couple of years ago so I bought some big bottles of water to be prepared for future occurrences, except during the heatwave I drank them all because they were nice from the fridge 🥲Just had a baby wipe wash and was able to brush my teeth with the dregs from the tap
Yes this will be my plan B if it doesn't come back in the next few hours. Even an outdoor shower is better than nothing
You're lucky that bae is in Brum today as inevitably you'd meet him today because RM have fucked up and he's been sent to London to collect Olivia's LH parcel.Yes
Just had a baby wipe wash and was able to brush my teeth with the dregs from the tap
Yes this will be my plan B if it doesn't come back in the next few hours. Even an outdoor shower is better than nothing
locksmith is here
Is this going to cost hundreds of chicken pounds?
Yes, and when the dust settles I'll probably have to explain why noone has a key for a door that locks.
Oh well 3 hrs closer to home time.
Maybe ask the locksmith to leave a few spares...
What time will you be able to open now?
@cobette do they pay you in chicken pounds?
Fabulous bum action
Dilf bae
See I don’t do fan fics but have subconsciously absorbed your chat so I know that this is a possible fan fic plot - shagging in the ghost train or something
Aiming for half 12 but I am really anal about my shift. I need everything just so, so will be v stressed.
In Hot Wings!
I would read that fic! There is a JG one where they go to an amusement parkFabulous bum action
Dilf bae
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See I don’t do fan fics but have subconsciously absorbed your chat so I know that this is a possible fan fic plot - shagging in the ghost train or something
Can confirm packaging is v discreet
Why am I so invested in this!?
Is this voyeurism!?
Kyle's currently shouting down the bus 'John she's got it!', whilst bae pretends he doesn't know what he means.
Will report back my findings this afternoon. Am wanking my way through the feelings of not wanting in the hope it fixes my broken vagina
There is also 15% off for new customers
I'm so amused by this, because Kyle totally would go all out and proclaim things like these to the world, while Bae tries to have the earth swallow him whole to hide his embarrassment
Broken vagina?
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