John Stones #24 Praying to God no one can hear us at home because John Stones is forever making us moan

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Straddle his lap, curl around him, kiss him silly, rid him of his clothes… whatever he (and esp. I) feels like doing 😂

I’m so curious what you’ll get up to. I’ve never been, so I’m always happy to hear other people‘s stories.
I’ll be in Miami at the end of November for 2 weeks, probably not going to make my way up north, since there won’t be that much time. I’m looking forward to it, though. ❤
Will you be there for Thanksgiving? That's one of my bucket list things to be in the US for it. We've been early November quite a few times.


I need you to explain this to me in words of one syllable.

Where do you stay in relation to the parks?
Can you feed yourselves in wherever you stay?
Are you in a hotel?
How long does it take to get from hotel to park?
Can you go to other hotels that you are not staying at?
How do you get from the airport to the hotel?
Is this all on one site?

Talk to me like I am a baby
Sorry, I feel like I've just been propositioned by John Stones, feel a bit faint. This is such dirty talk.

The hotels are dotted around Disney property, and depending on which park they are closest to they are considered 'Magic Kingdom resort area' etc. Disney is 40 square miles so they are scattered over a huge area. There's three categories of hotels, Value, Moderate and Deluxe. The Deluxe hotels are closest to their resort area park and have better transport links. (i.e. Magic Kingdom resort area has monorail and boat services to the park.)

Yes, you can eat wherever you stay. Every resort has a food court, and the Moderate and Deluxes also have sit-down restaurants (sometimes more than one) and the Deluxe resorts also have high-end restaurants called Signatures. Pre-COVID there was the Disney Dining Plan, which you paid for alongside your resort booking. Covered all meals (even included 1 alcoholic drink per meal - mimosas at breakfast, cocktails for lunch and dinner) and 2 snacks a day. You could use this anywhere on site, even at Disney Springs where the restaurants are not all owned by Disney. Have eaten at STK there, can't wait to go back with baby.

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I cannot stress to you how amazing the dining plan was, and how much we'll miss it. Most nights we ate in a Signature and you're talking $300+ for your bill, and all we'd have to pay was the tip. In 2017, our food spend if we'd had to pay for it was over $3,300, Dining Plan cost us $1,300.

Only the Deluxe resorts are 'hotels' as we would think of them, i.e. enclosed corridors. The Values and Moderates are more along the lines of what we'd think motels to be like. There's a main building with all the facilities then several different blocks with rooms that open out to the outside. This is nowhere near as grim as it sounds, the resorts are beautiful, and walking to your car from your value room in seconds is SO much easier than trudging along endless corridors in Deluxes, walking through a busy lobby then a massive car park.

This one is a moderate.



The time to get to each park varies, and you have to take into account time to park if you're driving. My role of thumb is leave an hour before you need to be somewhere. Probably 10 minutes to get to a park then you have to park and take a tram to the main entrance. If you use Disney resort transportation (like we will be this year) the bus will drop you right at the entrance.

You can visit all the other hotels to eat or shop (you can't use the pools), and this is probably our favourite things to do. The last time we were there we randomly added an extra two days on to the beginning of the trip a few weeks before we went, we didn't have park tickets for the first day so we tried to visit every resort in one day, but didn't manage it!

To get from the airport to the hotel there was a free bus called the Magical Express, they've discontinued it now but the company who operated it have rebranded (and started charging), but it's the same service.

All on one site. Usually we don't leave site other than to go to Walmart/Target to stock up the fridge in the room, but this time I think we'll be using Uber to go out to eat a lot as the prizes onsite are just wild.

LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING THIS.

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Bend and snap 😂

Front ways camera or back?
Back I think

Why did I not just take a photo from above like a normal person? At least I have jeans on so am not showing my bum to unsuspecting people

Will you be there for Thanksgiving? That's one of my bucket list things to be in the US for it. We've been early November quite a few times.




Sorry, I feel like I've just been propositioned by John Stones, feel a bit faint. This is such dirty talk.

The hotels are dotted around Disney property, and depending on which park they are closest to they are considered 'Magic Kingdom resort area' etc. Disney is 40 square miles so they are scattered over a huge area. There's three categories of hotels, Value, Moderate and Deluxe. The Deluxe hotels are closest to their resort area park and have better transport links. (i.e. Magic Kingdom resort area has monorail and boat services to the park.)

Yes, you can eat wherever you stay. Every resort has a food court, and the Moderate and Deluxes also have sit-down restaurants (sometimes more than one) and the Deluxe resorts also have high-end restaurants called Signatures. Pre-COVID there was the Disney Dining Plan, which you paid for alongside your resort booking. Covered all meals (even included 1 alcoholic drink per meal - mimosas at breakfast, cocktails for lunch and dinner) and 2 snacks a day. You could use this anywhere on site, even at Disney Springs where the restaurants are not all owned by Disney. Have eaten at STK there, can't wait to go back with baby.

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I cannot stress to you how amazing the dining plan was, and how much we'll miss it. Most nights we ate in a Signature and you're talking $300+ for your bill, and all we'd have to pay was the tip. In 2017, our food spend if we'd had to pay for it was over $3,300, Dining Plan cost us $1,300.

Only the Deluxe resorts are 'hotels' as we would think of them, i.e. enclosed corridors. The Values and Moderates are more along the lines of what we'd think motels to be like. There's a main building with all the facilities then several different blocks with rooms that open out to the outside. This is nowhere near as grim as it sounds, the resorts are beautiful, and walking to your car from your value room in seconds is SO much easier than trudging along endless corridors in Deluxes, walking through a busy lobby then a massive car park.

This one is a moderate.



The time to get to each park varies, and you have to take into account time to park if you're driving. My role of thumb is leave an hour before you need to be somewhere. Probably 10 minutes to get to a park then you have to park and take a tram to the main entrance. If you use Disney resort transportation (like we will be this year) the bus will drop you right at the entrance.

You can visit all the other hotels to eat or shop (you can't use the pools), and this is probably our favourite things to do. The last time we were there we randomly added an extra two days on to the beginning of the trip a few weeks before we went, we didn't have park tickets for the first day so we tried to visit every resort in one day, but didn't manage it!

To get from the airport to the hotel there was a free bus called the Magical Express, they've discontinued it now but the company who operated it have rebranded (and started charging), but it's the same service.

All on one site. Usually we don't leave site other than to go to Walmart/Target to stock up the fridge in the room, but this time I think we'll be using Uber to go out to eat a lot as the prizes onsite are just wild.

LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING THIS.

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I will read this properly at lunch time and come back with further questions
 
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Back I think

Why did I not just take a photo from above like a normal person? At least I have jeans on so am not showing my bum to unsuspecting people



I will read this properly at lunch time and come back with further questions
I do that sort of thing all the time, make things harder for myself for no reason 😂 And that would explain the sort off to the sidedness of the picture if you couldn’t see what you were doing, I sort of get it now thank you no further questions.


Will you be there for Thanksgiving? That's one of my bucket list things to be in the US for it. We've been early November quite a few times.




Sorry, I feel like I've just been propositioned by John Stones, feel a bit faint. This is such dirty talk.

The hotels are dotted around Disney property, and depending on which park they are closest to they are considered 'Magic Kingdom resort area' etc. Disney is 40 square miles so they are scattered over a huge area. There's three categories of hotels, Value, Moderate and Deluxe. The Deluxe hotels are closest to their resort area park and have better transport links. (i.e. Magic Kingdom resort area has monorail and boat services to the park.)

Yes, you can eat wherever you stay. Every resort has a food court, and the Moderate and Deluxes also have sit-down restaurants (sometimes more than one) and the Deluxe resorts also have high-end restaurants called Signatures. Pre-COVID there was the Disney Dining Plan, which you paid for alongside your resort booking. Covered all meals (even included 1 alcoholic drink per meal - mimosas at breakfast, cocktails for lunch and dinner) and 2 snacks a day. You could use this anywhere on site, even at Disney Springs where the restaurants are not all owned by Disney. Have eaten at STK there, can't wait to go back with baby.

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I cannot stress to you how amazing the dining plan was, and how much we'll miss it. Most nights we ate in a Signature and you're talking $300+ for your bill, and all we'd have to pay was the tip. In 2017, our food spend if we'd had to pay for it was over $3,300, Dining Plan cost us $1,300.

Only the Deluxe resorts are 'hotels' as we would think of them, i.e. enclosed corridors. The Values and Moderates are more along the lines of what we'd think motels to be like. There's a main building with all the facilities then several different blocks with rooms that open out to the outside. This is nowhere near as grim as it sounds, the resorts are beautiful, and walking to your car from your value room in seconds is SO much easier than trudging along endless corridors in Deluxes, walking through a busy lobby then a massive car park.

This one is a moderate.



The time to get to each park varies, and you have to take into account time to park if you're driving. My role of thumb is leave an hour before you need to be somewhere. Probably 10 minutes to get to a park then you have to park and take a tram to the main entrance. If you use Disney resort transportation (like we will be this year) the bus will drop you right at the entrance.

You can visit all the other hotels to eat or shop (you can't use the pools), and this is probably our favourite things to do. The last time we were there we randomly added an extra two days on to the beginning of the trip a few weeks before we went, we didn't have park tickets for the first day so we tried to visit every resort in one day, but didn't manage it!

To get from the airport to the hotel there was a free bus called the Magical Express, they've discontinued it now but the company who operated it have rebranded (and started charging), but it's the same service.

All on one site. Usually we don't leave site other than to go to Walmart/Target to stock up the fridge in the room, but this time I think we'll be using Uber to go out to eat a lot as the prizes onsite are just wild.

LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING THIS.

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You should be a Disney travel agent 🐭
 
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This gets me through the day right now… I can’t wait to get home and sit down to write, because I’ve had an idea I want to bring to paper.
I’ve been reading mine back in the last few days - I’ve finally made it work with the timeline, and I’ll only have to change a few tiny things to make it fit to what’s happened so far.

The new chapter of Big Flirts should be finished during the weekend, I’ll get Little Flirts out today, I have a bit of it written, but most is stored in my head or put down as quick notes. 🥰

Bae‘s given us such good material to work with in the past few days.
 
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Do you and RLF take it in turns to drink at weddings? What are you wearing?
Yeah normally! Although the last 2 weddings we have been to I’ve driven for both but when we got married earlier in the year he stayed sober for the little one so he kind of thinks it’s his turn 🤦🏻‍♀️ Although he went out last weekend and he can’t handle his drink so I may guilt him tonight and make him drive 🤣
I honestly have no clue … I have a pale blue dress but not sure on what the bridesmaids colours are and it’s very bridesmaids esc style dress … I have quite a few Shein dresses and skirts so it will probably be a rush around last minute making my office/dressing room a bomb site 🤣🤣
 
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I’ve been reading mine back in the last few days - I’ve finally made it work with the timeline, and I’ll only have to change a few tiny things to make it fit to what’s happened so far.

The new chapter of Big Flirts should be finished during the weekend, I’ll get Little Flirts out today, I have a bit of it written, but most is stored in my head or put down as quick notes. 🥰

Bae‘s given us such good material to work with in the past few days.
I cannot wait!

@LurkingAnnie and @lou_claire91 I am sorry I have not got to your updates yet. I am still lost in my own chapter. Hopefully today!

Smiley boy.

 
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Postie has got my new toy for delivery today though obviously I am not home...hoping he will leave it at the door again 😕
 
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I cannot wait!

@LurkingAnnie and @lou_claire91 I am sorry I have not got to your updates yet. I am still lost in my own chapter. Hopefully today!

Smiley boy.

I’m deleting anyway to start again

Will you be there for Thanksgiving? That's one of my bucket list things to be in the US for it. We've been early November quite a few times.




Sorry, I feel like I've just been propositioned by John Stones, feel a bit faint. This is such dirty talk.

The hotels are dotted around Disney property, and depending on which park they are closest to they are considered 'Magic Kingdom resort area' etc. Disney is 40 square miles so they are scattered over a huge area. There's three categories of hotels, Value, Moderate and Deluxe. The Deluxe hotels are closest to their resort area park and have better transport links. (i.e. Magic Kingdom resort area has monorail and boat services to the park.)

Yes, you can eat wherever you stay. Every resort has a food court, and the Moderate and Deluxes also have sit-down restaurants (sometimes more than one) and the Deluxe resorts also have high-end restaurants called Signatures. Pre-COVID there was the Disney Dining Plan, which you paid for alongside your resort booking. Covered all meals (even included 1 alcoholic drink per meal - mimosas at breakfast, cocktails for lunch and dinner) and 2 snacks a day. You could use this anywhere on site, even at Disney Springs where the restaurants are not all owned by Disney. Have eaten at STK there, can't wait to go back with baby.

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I cannot stress to you how amazing the dining plan was, and how much we'll miss it. Most nights we ate in a Signature and you're talking $300+ for your bill, and all we'd have to pay was the tip. In 2017, our food spend if we'd had to pay for it was over $3,300, Dining Plan cost us $1,300.

Only the Deluxe resorts are 'hotels' as we would think of them, i.e. enclosed corridors. The Values and Moderates are more along the lines of what we'd think motels to be like. There's a main building with all the facilities then several different blocks with rooms that open out to the outside. This is nowhere near as grim as it sounds, the resorts are beautiful, and walking to your car from your value room in seconds is SO much easier than trudging along endless corridors in Deluxes, walking through a busy lobby then a massive car park.

This one is a moderate.



The time to get to each park varies, and you have to take into account time to park if you're driving. My role of thumb is leave an hour before you need to be somewhere. Probably 10 minutes to get to a park then you have to park and take a tram to the main entrance. If you use Disney resort transportation (like we will be this year) the bus will drop you right at the entrance.

You can visit all the other hotels to eat or shop (you can't use the pools), and this is probably our favourite things to do. The last time we were there we randomly added an extra two days on to the beginning of the trip a few weeks before we went, we didn't have park tickets for the first day so we tried to visit every resort in one day, but didn't manage it!

To get from the airport to the hotel there was a free bus called the Magical Express, they've discontinued it now but the company who operated it have rebranded (and started charging), but it's the same service.

All on one site. Usually we don't leave site other than to go to Walmart/Target to stock up the fridge in the room, but this time I think we'll be using Uber to go out to eat a lot as the prizes onsite are just wild.

LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING THIS.

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Saved this to read when I’m not actually doing work…

Apparently there’s an expectation I do more than tattle today
 
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I’m deleting anyway to start again


Saved this to read when I’m not actually doing work…

Apparently there’s an expectation I do more than tattle today
That's a bit rude, it's Friday, should be a half day.

I actually have to do a tiny bit of work today too, and I cannot be arsed. It will probably take all of 15 minutes but I keep putting it off.
 
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That's a bit rude, it's Friday, should be a half day.

I actually have to do a tiny bit of work today too, and I cannot be arsed. It will probably take all of 15 minutes but I keep putting it off.
Just scoffing my lunch now… I’ve been shouted at by a patient too… they haven’t got the memo of it being funday friday
 
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Will you be there for Thanksgiving? That's one of my bucket list things to be in the US for it. We've been early November quite a few times.




Sorry, I feel like I've just been propositioned by John Stones, feel a bit faint. This is such dirty talk.

The hotels are dotted around Disney property, and depending on which park they are closest to they are considered 'Magic Kingdom resort area' etc. Disney is 40 square miles so they are scattered over a huge area. There's three categories of hotels, Value, Moderate and Deluxe. The Deluxe hotels are closest to their resort area park and have better transport links. (i.e. Magic Kingdom resort area has monorail and boat services to the park.)

Yes, you can eat wherever you stay. Every resort has a food court, and the Moderate and Deluxes also have sit-down restaurants (sometimes more than one) and the Deluxe resorts also have high-end restaurants called Signatures. Pre-COVID there was the Disney Dining Plan, which you paid for alongside your resort booking. Covered all meals (even included 1 alcoholic drink per meal - mimosas at breakfast, cocktails for lunch and dinner) and 2 snacks a day. You could use this anywhere on site, even at Disney Springs where the restaurants are not all owned by Disney. Have eaten at STK there, can't wait to go back with baby.

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I cannot stress to you how amazing the dining plan was, and how much we'll miss it. Most nights we ate in a Signature and you're talking $300+ for your bill, and all we'd have to pay was the tip. In 2017, our food spend if we'd had to pay for it was over $3,300, Dining Plan cost us $1,300.

Only the Deluxe resorts are 'hotels' as we would think of them, i.e. enclosed corridors. The Values and Moderates are more along the lines of what we'd think motels to be like. There's a main building with all the facilities then several different blocks with rooms that open out to the outside. This is nowhere near as grim as it sounds, the resorts are beautiful, and walking to your car from your value room in seconds is SO much easier than trudging along endless corridors in Deluxes, walking through a busy lobby then a massive car park.

This one is a moderate.



The time to get to each park varies, and you have to take into account time to park if you're driving. My role of thumb is leave an hour before you need to be somewhere. Probably 10 minutes to get to a park then you have to park and take a tram to the main entrance. If you use Disney resort transportation (like we will be this year) the bus will drop you right at the entrance.

You can visit all the other hotels to eat or shop (you can't use the pools), and this is probably our favourite things to do. The last time we were there we randomly added an extra two days on to the beginning of the trip a few weeks before we went, we didn't have park tickets for the first day so we tried to visit every resort in one day, but didn't manage it!

To get from the airport to the hotel there was a free bus called the Magical Express, they've discontinued it now but the company who operated it have rebranded (and started charging), but it's the same service.

All on one site. Usually we don't leave site other than to go to Walmart/Target to stock up the fridge in the room, but this time I think we'll be using Uber to go out to eat a lot as the prizes onsite are just wild.

LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING THIS.

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Thank you. My follow up questions:

Why do you not have a dining plan this time?
How far away are things like Target/outside world restaurants?
Do they have a doctor if you are poorly?
Which place are you staying in this time?
What are the best and worst things you have ever done there?
How does RLF do this with his nocturnal habits?
Do you cry when you get there?
 
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Thank you. My follow up questions:

Why do you not have a dining plan this time?
How far away are things like Target/outside world restaurants?
Do they have a doctor if you are poorly?
Which place are you staying in this time?
What are the best and worst things you have ever done there?
How does RLF do this with his nocturnal habits?
Do you cry when you get there?
I would like to know this too.

we’ve only ever stayed in Maingate/ Kissimmee and had a car. We’ve always done 3 weeks so 2 weeks Disney/Universal/Shopping and then a week somewhere like Tampa/ Clearwater/ Keys
 
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