John Stones #22 We're ready, got our comfies on, just waiting for a glimpse of John

[cobette]

I’m not sure I can live through him leaving again when it eventually happens

The Chelsea business rumbled on for so long, he must have been so unsettled.

I had forgotten about that, wow, that was such a long time ago. Poor Bae.

You deserve this break wanker's retreat after the last week's you've had, and the fact that your RLF is at home nursing his poorly back.

I cannot wait for your next chapter!

I am having a lovely time, but also have the terrifying fact that I only have 4 days off before I go on holiday AND there's a CL game the day I go. Baby needs me, last week proved that. What are we going to do!?

I maintain there is nothing wrong with RLF's back.

We don't need legs, just vaginas

I think mine's broken now. The amount of money I have spent on toys when a £19.99 bullet is all I will ever need.

 

[Violetroselily]

The Chelsea business rumbled on for so long, he must have been so unsettled.



I cannot wait for your next chapter!

I am having a lovely time, but also have the terrifying fact that I only have 4 days off before I go on holiday AND there's a CL game the day I go. Baby needs me, last week proved that. What are we going to do!?

I maintain there is nothing wrong with RLF's back.



I think mine's broken now. The amount of money I have spent on toys when a £19.99 bullet is all I will ever need.

You'll want to mix it up a bit after a while. It will be like shagging someone else.

Has RLF been giving you baby updates?

 

[Starttheline]

My my my, I've just read it.

Also, Lane 7?! I was there recently and neither of them were there. I demand a refund.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

The Chelsea business rumbled on for so long, he must have been so unsettled.



I cannot wait for your next chapter!

I am having a lovely time, but also have the terrifying fact that I only have 4 days off before I go on holiday AND there's a CL game the day I go. Baby needs me, last week proved that. What are we going to do!?

I maintain there is nothing wrong with RLF's back.



I think mine's broken now. The amount of money I have spent on toys when a £19.99 bullet is all I will ever need.

Just like AG now

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I read the shower porn.

Now I can't breathe.

 

[cobette]

You'll want to mix it up a bit after a while. It will be like shagging someone else.

Has RLF been giving you baby updates?

I requested pics just for you but he's no photographer and likes the flash.

Spoiler

 

[LurkingAnnie]

My my my, I've just read it.

Also, Lane 7?! I was there recently and neither of them were there. I demand a refund.

I didn’t even realise Lane 7 was a brand - that’s how small town I am… I just thought there was only one in Newcastle

 

[Violetroselily]

I requested pics just for you but he's no photographer and likes the flash.

Spoiler

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Johncat looks extra plush with the flash. Jackcat definitley missing his mummy

 

[cobette]

Also this is very delayed reaction but the 4G is terrible in the Etihad.

@Violetroselily if I die without getting to lick coffee cream from bae's body, it will be a life half lived.

 

[Starttheline]

I didn’t even realise Lane 7 was a brand - that’s how small town I am… I just thought there was only one in Newcastle

I didn't know it was a brand until this moment. I went to the Manchester one. I hate bowling.

 

[Violetroselily]

Also this is very delayed reaction but the 4G is terrible in the Etihad.

@Violetroselily if I die without getting to lick coffee cream from bae's body, it will be a life half lived.

Do you have Cote up there? It's the french toast

 

[cobette]

I love bowling, and despite being completely and utterly hopeless at any and all sports. I'm not terrible at it.

Want bae to take me bowling then shag my afterwards. Quite an innocent evening really.

 

[Violetroselily]

I hate bowling because it chips my nails so I refuse to go anymore

 

[cobette]

Do you have Cote up there? It's the french toast

Not in my pathetic excuse for a city, potentially in Edinburgh or Glasgow but I don't remember ever seeing one.

What's BM saying about bae? I want to make the most of my last few hours of my retreat and I don't have time to read.

 

[Violetroselily]

Not in my pathetic excuse for a city, potentially in Edinburgh or Glasgow but I don't remember ever seeing one.

What's BM saying about bae? I want to make the most of my last few hours of my retreat and I don't have time to read.

I have just looked, there's one in Edinburgh, Glasgow or Newcastle.

On the whole very positive, saying he was the best defender and particularly good in the second half, can tell he is losing the rust

It's going to fall off if you keep playing with it

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I don't like bowling.

What I lack in accuracy, I make up for with my total inability to do anything with less than maximum aggression.

A common question I get asked when bowling: "have you had a tough day?"

 

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I have just looked, there's one in Edinburgh, Glasgow or Newcastle.

On the whole very positive, saying he was the best defender and particularly good in the second half, can tell he is losing the rust

It's going to fall off if you keep playing with it

I'm actually writing!

So happy for him. I was so proud of him in the first half, his head didn't go down at all. I was SO close to going to Wednesday's game. MIL was up for it but I thought I'd be pushing it working a 4 day week 3 weeks in the same month.

 

[Violetroselily]

I'm actually writing!

So happy for him. I was so proud of him in the first half, his head didn't go down at all. I was SO close to going to Wednesday's game. MIL was up for it but I thought I'd be pushing it working a 4 day week 3 weeks in the same month.

Here you go

Spoiler

I need to be on a train at like 7.30 tomorrow morning to go and see the little

 

[LurkingAnnie]

I'm actually writing!

So happy for him. I was so proud of him in the first half, his head didn't go down at all. I was SO close to going to Wednesday's game. MIL was up for it but I thought I'd be pushing it working a 4 day week 3 weeks in the same month.

Do it

 

[mimimithis]

I’m excited you’re going to post a Big Flirts tomorrow, I might re-read where we’re up to so far in anticipation.
Loved that little flirts… they’re so canny together. Love their bond.

read shower porn too… it’s official. Just told RLF I must have a walk in shower and no bath

Please do! I need to start putting my time line in order, I think, I keep reading back instead of writing, to check and double check.
I love their friendship, it's so adorable, they have each other's backs on and off of the pitch.

A walk in shower is the best you can do, with or without the prospect of having sex in it