Hope he plays! And plays well! And doesn't get injured!Hope he looks fit tonight
Triple yes, especially to that last bitHope he plays! And plays well! And doesn't get injured!
OUTRAGEOUS RUBEN IS SUCH A TART
Poor bae.He needs to play so that he remembers how to not be completely useless
This doesn't bode well for the orgy.Poor bae.
Someone on BM pointed out that it's potentially not a coincidence that he had his best season during COVID when there was no fans in the ground, and this has blown my mind. Shy boy has performance anxiety.
Because he has his man to protect him.This doesn't bode well for the orgy.
But the Euros were almost full capacity and he was ok there? Poor baby
Me neither, I've had a morning of unproductive stress and overthinking, and now I have calls all afternoon. Want to get back in bed and cry with bae.Because he has his man to protect him.
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It's lunchtime and I have achieved nothing with my day.
Yes, I read in bed last night and had to get the new toy out . I will re-read and comment at a later date.Me neither, I've had a morning of unproductive stress and overthinking, and now I have calls all afternoon. Want to get back in bed and cry with bae.
What are you supposed to be doing? Are bbs ok? Have you read the new @cornflower yet
How is the new toy?Yes, I read in bed last night and had to get the new toy out . I will re-read and comment at a later date.
Babies are fine. I'm not sure where Johncat is but Jackcat is here with me. We are watching Clocking Off on iPlayer because everything new looks shit.
I should be doing adult things, need to make a few calls regards mortgage renewal, and I really, really have to do our ESTAs. Although there's really no difference doing them three weeks or three hours before departure, if they get declined it's not like we'll get a Visa appointment now.
Looking about £35 a month dearer, which is nothing really and much better than I was expecting as we had a really good rate.How is the new toy?
I've just downloaded it incase she goes on a deleting spree again
How is your mortgage offer looking?
Ffs can they all stop being so good plsLooking about £35 a month dearer, which is nothing really and much better than I was expecting as we had a really good rate.
New toy iseven on the lowest setting.
The juxtaposition of this post
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What new toy?Yes, I read in bed last night and had to get the new toy out . I will re-read and comment at a later date.
Babies are fine. I'm not sure where Johncat is but Jackcat is here with me. We are watching Clocking Off on iPlayer because everything new looks shit.
I should be doing adult things, need to make a few calls regards mortgage renewal, and I really, really have to do our ESTAs. Although there's really no difference doing them three weeks or three hours before departure, if they get declined it's not like we'll get a Visa appointment now.
It's potentially in the 'too good' box. Will get back to you after my retreat.Sorry @cornflower I'm not chatting shit about you behind your back, but you are a flight risk and this is top tier wanking material we cannot lose
Ffs can they all stop being so good pls
We don't need your tax babe, you are enough.What new toy?
I hereby promise I won’t delete it, I make more of an idiot of myself doing that than I ever would by posting a proper gash fic with *shock horror* typos. I’ve got a pink opal stone in my bra today, I’m on a journey to becoming a better person
Can I join the unproductive but stressed out club plz. Tried to post a tax but it was a gif and apparently it’s ‘too big’ - fuck off x
Too good? Cripes. I'm tempted for the sake of £20 even though my current bullet is very good.It's potentially in the 'too good' box. Will get back to you after my retreat.
We don't need your tax babe, you are enough.
We were shopping for first toys for @2busyshopping34 and I had FOMO. I may also have been influenced by the threesome fic having previously written bullets off because mine was crap.
John is having a heart attack right now, this type of thing usually stays in the JG thread.
I want to look but I’m on the work wifi and I don’t think the NHS will be thrilled at me searching!!!It's potentially in the 'too good' box. Will get back to you after my retreat.
We don't need your tax babe, you are enough.
We were shopping for first toys for @2busyshopping34 and I had FOMO. I may also have been influenced by the threesome fic having previously written bullets off because mine was crap.
John is having a heart attack right now, this type of thing usually stays in the JG thread.
oh bab!!!!It's potentially in the 'too good' box. Will get back to you after my retreat.
We don't need your tax babe, you are enough.
We were shopping for first toys for @2busyshopping34 and I had FOMO. I may also have been influenced by the threesome fic having previously written bullets off because mine was crap.
John is having a heart attack right now, this type of thing usually stays in the JG thread.
‘Cripes’Too good? Cripes. I'm tempted for the sake of £20 even though my current bullet is very good.
Baby doesn't know where to look
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