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If he has muscles and tattoos, a modicum of fame or success and big dick/top energy, Mouldy approves. Even if only on the inside.
Next slog will be "i think my dog is dying..."
But he'll say "Nooorrrr my title isn't clickbait! It was actually "I think my dog is dYinG for more BUTTerNut Box!!"
Next on '3 Poofs and a Joel'
Greenlentils
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The Q and A was painful to watch. The parts about Christianity absolutely sent me. Him saying he doesn't like to shout about it on his channel but just wants to show his faith through his lifestyle. What does he mean? If he was doing charity work and feeding the homeless I could see where he is coming from but someone who constantly begs for free crap, locks their dog in a tiny cupboard and constantly moans about the most minor inconveniences all whilst never showing any gratitude for what they have hardly screams 'christian' to me.
Not to even mention the wannabe sugar baby and clear hatred of black people, poor people and anyone less fortunate than him.
Not to even mention the wannabe sugar baby and clear hatred of black people, poor people and anyone less fortunate than him.
I know this is very late, but their friend is Christianne, aka 'Backpacking Bananas' who also has a thread on Tattle!
"Cheaper than a coffee and better too!"??
They must love drinking a cup of cold sick every month, because that's all his vlog is!
Greenlentils
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Just watched the latest video. A few thoughts:
He travels into central London just to sit in Green Park reading Men’s Health magazine? What in the pathetic attempt at Main Character vibes is this? He then walks back. Why not just walk around your own area? There’s loads of parks near him.
His swollen eye makes me very uncomfortable.
The topless shot in the garden eating a banana. Ew.
He’s only just got a bed in his room or ‘crack den’ as he calls it... and it looks cluttered already. What an awkward little house. I definitely don’t think they thought about what it would be like to actually live there, I think they rushed into it too fast.
He travels into central London just to sit in Green Park reading Men’s Health magazine? What in the pathetic attempt at Main Character vibes is this? He then walks back. Why not just walk around your own area? There’s loads of parks near him.
His swollen eye makes me very uncomfortable.
The topless shot in the garden eating a banana. Ew.
He’s only just got a bed in his room or ‘crack den’ as he calls it... and it looks cluttered already. What an awkward little house. I definitely don’t think they thought about what it would be like to actually live there, I think they rushed into it too fast.
WestieLover
New member
"Going to Londis for something to eat is peak Mould and Liar!"
Yes. Along with going to New York and renting an AirBnB in New Jersey. Whose idea was that? It would be like going to London and renting a house in Luton.
Thank you for your warm welcome, Venom. Looks like I have some catching up to do.
"I just watched Joel's latest video where he goes on a walk with his homophobic parents."
It wasn't just a walk, it was a two day trip. Where the fuck was Eva? Who goes on a two day walking holiday in the country and leaves their dog at home?
And talking of needing to catch up - where did his new bestie (with the teeth) from Orange Theory go? This I've been wondering for days.
Yes. Along with going to New York and renting an AirBnB in New Jersey. Whose idea was that? It would be like going to London and renting a house in Luton.
Thank you for your warm welcome, Venom. Looks like I have some catching up to do.
"I just watched Joel's latest video where he goes on a walk with his homophobic parents."
It wasn't just a walk, it was a two day trip. Where the fuck was Eva? Who goes on a two day walking holiday in the country and leaves their dog at home?
I loath those tight black tops he wears all the time. They're made of God knows what. He must sweat like a pig in them.
And talking of needing to catch up - where did his new bestie (with the teeth) from Orange Theory go? This I've been wondering for days.
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Greenlentils
VIP Member
Oh good lord. We need a nickname for Yas!
ETA:
Well, since he's still got the mould lord in his life, he's clearly:
Young
And
Stupid
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All that and he wouldn't have even had to imply that he's ever enjoyed gay sex or spiced things up in his life. Job done! Mummy and Daddy don't stop loving him, church doesn't call him a sinner, and he doesn't even need to be cleansed in the Blood of Jesus and reclaim his virginity again!
Greenlentils
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hahah oh wow I’m glad someone called him out. Firstly, that’s not how bubbles work as it was clearly 2 people coming over. Secondly, they decorated the house and were inside the house making cocktails and stuff and tbh I didn’t look that closely but it doesn’t seem like their grubby garden furniture moved and plus they only have 2 chairs outside. So who was sitting in Ava’s poo, Joel?The best is when he said something like "Don't worry guys I was in their support bubble last week and besides it was outdoors in our garden" on Twitter responding to someone bitching to him about it yesterday. I wish I screenshotted it because now it's all deleted!
I hope we can still call the next one @GreenlentilsOff topic but can I just say, we’re 4 pages ‘too a new thread !
Not like the other gays Still the best title!
It's not too odd to me when I consider that while he loves attention, it wouldn't give him the kind of attention he wants. It wouldn't be all about how amazing, attractive, and talented he is and would actually require some substance and authenticity, things he sorely lacks to a fault.
Also, let's be real. As if he was just approached to be on that show randomly..? No! Someone else submitted him for consideration, I'm sure. Sorry, but I would love to watch this loser get schooled on television for his behaviour by someone that knows him that well. Mould just knows better than to have a televised sit-down with Yas about their failed relationship!
Yea Joel isn't very smart.. Exhibit A:
"there's mold growing on one side of my wall, no big deal, my landlord doesn't need to know."
RJF
VIP Member
The selfie gives me this energy:
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