Joel Wood

[Venom]

How about his latest reel “getting stuck with the wielding at the club” er mould, haven’t you gone on record multiple times saying you’ve never been to a club ? You tell so many lies you trip over yourself

 

[holden9]

Yas posting his own nudes or getting someone else to post them is not 'leaking' then, is it? Posting someones nudes without their consent is horrible and it shouldn't be confused with if someone were to instigate it themselves.

I'm afraid that I've always viewed your posts as a little suspicious as you seem to have so much information and gossip and act very thirstily towards Joel sometimes - I always had my suspicions that you must be someone who has some irl link to him for some reason.

Watch Yas' 30 minute IGTV rant if you want to puke. Dude has major issues! Yas and Joel definitely read Tattle and I wouldn't be surprised if one of them (or both) is here trying to control the narrative.

 

[JoelFizz]

Joel said Lucy could sleep in her bed while the plaster in her room dried. She jokingly said that "she won't live in sin!" and opted not to. I'm here like "Hun, I'm pretty sure there is zero chance he's going to end up inside you- no sin possible! "

Next video: "WHOOPS! LUCY'S PREGNANT!"

 

[JoelFizz]

@Greenlentils it's literally just rehashed buzzfeed crap, only a few were legitimate points a lot of it was just being offended for the sake of it I'm watching the home reno now, and so far he's left Lucy painting whilst he pouts in the camera, hey at least we get to see what carpet the South East London cave is gonna get

ETA

Tattlers... I don't even know what to make of that video, the carpet doesn't look good at all, it looks a lot like shag pile carpeting and just doesn't flow. Banging on and on about his lawnmower and 'feeling like an adult' because he's mowed the grass, grow the fuck up you cretin. Then saying he's gonna feel too busy once everything reopens, well all you do is talk bollocks into a camera so I'll play you the world's smallest violin. Then goes on about taking his "nudes" but then explains it's a shirtless photo, but we can expect another clickbait title (J&Lfan will be happy though no doubt ) Then beg, beg, begging about this bloody dog food, butternut mix or something I think it was called, makes out like it's a coincidence that they gifted him a load dog food bags and it just happens to Ava's favourite. Mouldy has even got his dog a code 'AVA 50' well. I've disliked the video anyway so I've done my part !

The "Oh I'm getting anxious because I'm gonna get busy!" bit made me snort. Busy walking around the streets of Wandsworth talking bollocks about how "Big things are going to be happening for Joel and Lia!" and, shock! horror! They don't happen because "Something terrible happened which we're not going to go into and we had to cancel the trip to America, where we were just going to do sod all anyway and barely vlog it! We're really sad! We'll do a livestream for you to give us money soon!"

He's also back at Orange Theory. So I expect more timelapses of him humping the floor in future videos (He's got J&LFan covered there! HA!) The dog food, I wouldn't be surprised if His Royal Mouldness was eating it all because his favourite YouTubers told him to and that's why Avur looks pissed off. She's got a cupboard under the stairs and barely any room to move downstairs because he's put a plastic sheet up because he's been "doing some scraping and the dust is falling down" Yeah you've been scraping, Joel! Scraping the bottom of the barrel for some content!

 

[emm]

But the thing about 'influencers' and internet personalities like him is that they project this idea of 'I worked so hard for what I have and if you work hard too, you can be like me' and it's actually really damaging because it's unattainable to most and skews the idea of what it is to 'work hard' - like, you could already be working 50+ hours a week at a normal job and might not feel like you're working hard enough because you haven't achieved the same as these people.

At the end of the day, 9 times out of 10 it isn't working any harder than other people. It's luck of the draw and/or a support system around them allowing them to pursue what others can't. Be it financial support or not.

Joel's family clearly support him to do what he does, no doubt financially, but also by providing the time and space and an unspoken safety net that he can go out and do what he does and keep trying until he gets what he wants. Most people can't do that because they need to just get a job and secure a sustainable income and don't have the option to trial-and-error their lives/careers.

exactly, almost all (if not all) "lifestyle" influencers are from well off families so that in the beginning (before stuff is gifted) they are able to show aspirational things like eating in nice restaurants/going on holiday etc

 

[JoelFizz]

They've also been accused of being racist:

YouTube stars Joel and Lia apologise and delete video discussing dangerous areas in London after they were accused of racism | London Evening Standard | Evening Standard

I forgot about this. Yeah, this is another reason their British audience has never materialised beyond a few. His Mouldship is always saying "Oh I get stopped by people who watch my videos a lot!"

Whatever you say, Your Mouldship!

He cried about someone in the US giving him a bitchy attitude in a store once because they said "Yeah, I've watched your videos. I know who you are." HAHA!

 

[Greenlentils]

Yeah, I'm American and watch Joel & Lia and find it mildly amusing and "cute." It's endearing but only in a superficial way. Mostly I watch it because Joel is physically gorgeous and the duo has somewhat of an endearing chemistry. It certainly don't consider it to be quality entertainment, though!

It baffles yet amazes me that people can even make a living with such mundane and uninteresting content. To be honest, that's part of my interest in them. They are such a small but very guilty pleasure of mine.

Mostly, I just want to watch their "careers" either take off or crash and burn. I'm surprised Lia didn't catch more flack from one of their latest videos in which she referred to Paris and other like places as a "shithole." I can't say I wholeheartedly disagree with that judgement, but I was surprised to hear her say it, nonetheless.

I can't wait for more relationship/men drama from Joel, and to see who is joint homeownership venture with Lucy unfolds. Perhaps he'll end up moving back in with his parents at some point like Lia had to! (Did we ever find out what happened there?)

I totally get this. I can only see that this is the reason that most people watch them. I always find it hilarious when the hype a J&L video and then it's just them both sat infront of a camera reading a buzzfeed article and being so narcissistic that they don't listen to what one another say

Apparently, the move back with her parents is to save money so they can buy their own home and their old landlord wanted to sell their last place so they had to leave? But she also goes on to say that their first 'investment property' is currently empty and awaiting tenants. It seems brainless that they would consider moving back with parents before temporarily moving into their empty investment property. Yes, they wouldn't be able to get the rent from it then but as 2 adults, surely it would be the better thing to forfeit the income for a few months for the sake of not having to move back with your parents? I definitely think it conveniently coincided with them perhaps wanting a break from one another.

 

[Venom]

Maybe when he was younger I could understand and maybe even sympathise, but as soon as they become remotely independant, most children of these kind of abusive, controlling parents break free and usually go on some kind of mental bender or something. The fact that mouldy Germa Colons over here hasn't even watched a comic book film speaks volumes about how much he lacks a personality.

The clusters of mould on his wall have more personality

 

[holden9]

I think we can all agree that the prime suspect of who is behind the "J&L Fan" account is Yas, right? The posting, then deleting it, stinks of him!

I'm not too sure anymore. That account posted a photo that I think would eliminate Yas as a suspect. His comment about Yas being "too sexy to not be offended" (LOL!) has always puzzled me though. And also the alleged leaked nudes and people seeing Yas leave Joel's place in the middle of the night are way too specific and sus.

 

[Greenlentils]

Does anyone remember ages ago in a vlog he went to north london somewhere (St. John's wood I think) for an 'appointment' but he never said what and said he would explain at some point. I assumed it was conversion therapy or something (because of his abundant, likely christianity induced self hatred and internalised homophobia) but maybe it was a sugar daddy meet up

 

[Greenlentils]

I’d love Joel to go on one of those 2000s-BBC-Three-style reality shows where the aloof middle-class himbo has to go and stay in a council flat for a week.

I can imagine him storming out and them filming him crying from a distance after she’s forced to eat Tesco Value Tinned Tomatoes on toast.

He would 100% do this! And then gloat at the end of the week that he's so happy to be going back to his NORMAL life where architect daddy just produces whatever waitrose food he wants at a moments notice.

No, he withdrew from the process once the judges realised ayvur has more talent

I heard that AYVURR has been scouted to play Harry in the upcoming HP theatre production. Joel is green with envy which is why we haven't seen Ayvurr much. He's been locking her in the cupboard more and more because he says she needs to get into character.

 

[holden9]

Yasin Dabhelia, get a life you weirdo.

 

[holden9]

There's no trace of Mouldy in the 4 poofs official website... not even in the About section. Interesting

Of course he doesn't make a peep in the podcast. He's a shitty story teller! And he really needs to quit it with the story times on his channel.

 

[Greenlentils]

Holy f*ck! I'm two minutes in speeding through this live stream and of course Mouldy loves a fellow British gay grifter called Michael Petherick and his YouTube channel Doing It Ourselves. Hey, Joel! Here's couple of facts about your beloved Michael:

1. I came to Tattle to expose Michael trying to score some dope on Grindr.
2. I discovered that Michael's current "boyfriend" is a gay escort.

You keep such great role models, Mouldy!

Jeez! They seem like two peas in a boring, privileged, white, middle class pod!

Omg @Jikki2 !! Thanks so much ! Seems mr whiter than white “I’m a prude” mouldy wood isn’t as innocent as what he makes out. Just to clarify this is just my opinion and Im happy to be wrong, but I’ve often thought he’s looked high on some of his videos !!!

Yeah I've thought that too with how slowly he speaks sometimes it is almost like he is slurring. Then I realise he's just dumb.

 

[LovingIt]

He said he was going to Barcelona with a male “friend”.

I wonder who that is…

I actually do not know who for sure, but I wonder if it's someone called Nabil, a very nice person and hopefully not Joel's next snack!

 

[RJF]

hmmm wonder who this is then ? because in the story earlier on one of the podcasts hosts said Joel was single ?, something doesn't add up

And he lives in Manchester and is from Newcastle. Two places that Joel seemingly has no connections to.
The only link is MyProtein - hasn’t Joel done ad posts for them?

 

[Jikki2]

Holy f*ck! I'm two minutes in speeding through this live stream and of course Mouldy loves a fellow British gay grifter called Michael Petherick and his YouTube channel Doing It Ourselves. Hey, Joel! Here's couple of facts about your beloved Michael:

1. I came to Tattle to expose Michael trying to score some dope on Grindr.
2. I discovered that Michael's current "boyfriend" is a gay escort.

You keep such great role models, Mouldy!

 

[Greenlentils]

Yeah, I highly suspect he made sure they were leaked. I'm sure he knows about it and enjoys the attention. Also, I meant physically attractive, certainly NOT the over-the-top personality and obnoxiousness. Yas seems more narcissistic, and Joel more histrionic.

I say Yas is more transparent because he is highly opinionated and doesn't seem to care as much about what's out there. Joel is cloying and attempts to present all "Look at me! I'm a cute little gay Chris-chun boy that has insecurities like the rest of you. Love me! Want me!" Yas is more spit-fire and and in-your-face.

Seriously, they make great research material on the pursuit of fame and its true nature.

For amusement's sake, here is what Joel looks like when about to be devoured by a bear! ...But I guess that does leaves Yas out of the question..

Yas posting his own nudes or getting someone else to post them is not 'leaking' then, is it? Posting someones nudes without their consent is horrible and it shouldn't be confused with if someone were to instigate it themselves.

I'm afraid that I've always viewed your posts as a little suspicious as you seem to have so much information and gossip and act very thirstily towards Joel sometimes - I always had my suspicions that you must be someone who has some irl link to him for some reason.

 

[Venom]

And he lives in Manchester and is from Newcastle. Two places that Joel seemingly has no connections to.
The only link is MyProtein - hasn’t Joel done ad posts for them?

Ohh, I'm surprised he's associating with a northerner ! he's far too stuck up for that !

 

[Venom]

It really annoys me that he leaves the door to Lucy's room open. The set up is terrible and if I were Lucy I would hate him having to walk through my room to be in the 'office' to film his silly little videos.

But to leave her room on display the whole time seems a bit disrespectful.

ETA: Lucy has really been taken for a mug. She's contributed to the purchase of the house (no doubt more than Joel I'd imagine) yet has absolutely no personal space there

So true I feel so sorry for Lucy, unlike mouldy she seems really genuine and a nice person and she’s just being used as a prop for his crap content