Joe Wicks #9 For those who can’t see through his act, you can buy his Bodycoach app

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

I spoke too soon about him not getting the camera shoved in his face.....

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I spoke too soon about him not getting the camera shoved in his face.....

And the Marley perfoming monkey training begins...

 

[Chablis1]

And the Marley perfoming monkey training begins...

Poor little bugger.

 

[Bluesuede]

So it begins...

He is such an absolute cutie! I seriously thought that was an indie flashback... so alike! (I mean, I know how genetics work, but still )

 

[choccydigestive]

Whoever mentioned his dry scalp - I can’t stop seeing it in his stories now

 

[Sea]

Ok what's with the electric toothbrush and the baby? Why would any parent/adult with a brain think that's a safe or fun thing? Is it an insta trend like zelebs discovering boobs feed babies?

 

[Crumpet41]

So it begins...

Bug near with Indie - make a funny face Indie ( funny face not that funny) and also your child is not a performing monkey.

 

[Bluesuede]

Pillar of health joe is having a power nap at 2pm! Last time I did that I was 40 weeks pregnant. And I hate to tell you kiddo, 5 1/2 hours isn’t that odd with 2 little ones.

 

[keepyourpeace]

Pillar of health joe is having a power nap at 2pm! Last time I did that I was 40 weeks pregnant. And I hate to tell you kiddo, 5 1/2 hours isn’t that odd with 2 little ones.

But doesn't he know if he did a workout he'd feel better

 

[Bluesuede]

But doesn't he know if he did a workout he'd feel better

Right? Duh! Exhaustion, hunger, depression, AIDS, you name it. Half an hour in the gym and *poof* it’s gone! What a Wally. I thought everyone knew this!

 

[Colly Wobble]

But doesn't he know if he did a workout he'd feel better

I am slightly concerned that doing his own work outs is leaving him in such a state that he needs acupuncture, a sauna and and ice bath just to keep going.

 

[Bluesuede]

I am slightly concerned that doing his own work outs is leaving him in such a state that he needs acupuncture, a sauna and and ice bath just to keep going.

Exactly, but joe public (ha!) is meant to do what exactly? If he was training for some endurance event or something I’d get it ... but he’s just excercising for everyday health. (Nothing wrong with that) but maybe this is just a tiny hint that his way is too much

 

[mrtumble]

Ooh he's getting extravagant now - a sauna in the garden!

 

[Bluesuede]

Did I miss something? Did he do that really weird “cupping” thing on his back? “Yes please, I’d love some circular hickies on my back, make me look like Lego!”

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

The sauna in the garden is really relatable ... he’s climbed too high, too fast. Not bad for having crack head parents ey Joe, oh wait?!

 

[Bluesuede]

Did I miss something? Did he do that really weird “cupping” thing on his back? “Yes please, I’d love some circular hickies on my back, make me look like Lego!”

I might actually went back through his stories and missed the cupping one earlier on. That is way more naked than I ever wanted to see him.

Excuse me while I go wash eyes out with acid.

 

[Crumpet41]

The sauna in the garden is really relatable ... he’s climbed too high, too fast. Not bad for having crack head parents ey Joe, oh wait?!

Those two peices of equipment won’t be cheap either..

 

[Londonchick]

Awwww, only 5.5 hours sleep so he is having a nap.



Give me a bleeping break

 

[Heyholetsgo]

5.5 hours is a normal amount for a lot of us!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Is he still banging on about sleep????

Want a decent nights sleep? Don’t have two kids in two years (or better still, don’t have kids, they’re well known for their sleep stealing abilities!)