Joe Wicks #8 Never with the kids or wife, constantly living the single life.

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What a surprise, exercise is the answer to everything... AGAIN!
No it bloody isn't! When you're really depressed you don't want to do anything. It really is a struggle to even get out of bed. I say depression as he was talking about feeling depressed the other day and said how much exercise helped.
 
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Can you really preach how Covid restrictions are negatively affecting you when you have literally done anything and everything you have wanted to, have made a fortune and increased your profile tenfold due to it?
I completely understand that even if you've got loads of money etc your mental health can still suffer.

But I think its important to zoom out. Joe has been all over everywhere recently seemingly with no thought to covid restrictions.
He's been mixing with family and friends and strangers and not social distancing all over the shop.
Maybe now he feels he needs to take notice and might have to stay at home.
Is his family life really that bad?!
 
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It’s because of people just like him that we’re still in this tit show. He’s taken duck all notice of the restrictions and done what the hell he wants whenever he wants.
He’s 35 and sounds like a spoilt petulant teenager throwing a toddler tantrum.
 
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I hope he feels bad at his behaviour. I agree it’s people like him that is prolonging it. He’s away every other week.
 
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He isn’t depressed because of the COVID restrictions. He was able to use the lockdown to his advantage and ram his self proclaimed ‘nations PE teacher’ title down our throats, as a family they got to go to Mexico, he’s been able to purchase a £4m mansion, he’s been on numerous biking holidays, he got to have a 10 course tasting menu for his birthday, he got to live it up for a week with Soccer Aid in a fancy hotel, he’s had his family over most days and done whatever the hell he wants for most of 2020. He’s pissed off that Marley cries like a normal baby and didn’t follow the Wean in 15 rules to the letter, it’s obvious that he hates him and Rosie adores him like a normal mother, this probably causes arguments and he feels like Marley is ruining his saint like baby expert title! Try living in the real world Joe... people are losing their jobs, haven’t seen family members properly for months, can’t afford an Aldi shop never mind have a Masterchef finalist pop round to cook for them. Life’s tit right now Joe and a few burpees is not going to change that for a lot of people!
 
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That little speech made me laugh! He’s been living the highlife ffs!
 
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What a self absorbed little speech that was. I've not been on holiday during lockdown, only been out socially a couple of times and followed the guidelines while WFH full time. As others have said, he's been all over everywhere during lockdown. Eating and drinking everything he wants, gifted all kinds of things, moving to a new mansion and made a considerable sum with public adoration as the nations PE teacher. I was waiting for his 'exercise is a cure all' mantra and wasn't disappointed. Why then is he struggling with MH if he's exercising all the time like he says he is? Think he was trying to be relatable but totally missed the mark.
 
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A comedian couldn’t write what happened next.

Joe pleaded passionately with the nation not to let themselves feel down, to not veg out and do nothing and go for the chocolate but to commit to 30 mins of exercise and movement a day to improve their mental health. He then told us all he was going to exercise to get himself out of his rut and his moving IGTV was posted.

Switch to Joe’s stories and you’ll find that what Joe actually did next was sit at his dining table with a gift hamper and cracked into several cheeses, chutneys and crackers until it was gone midnight.
 
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What a complete knobjockey! How dare he complain when he has everything he could want, a lovely healthy family and was barely effected.
 
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I think this is a perfect example of be careful what you wish for! On paper, he’s got a millions in the bank, a beautiful family, a ‘model’ for a wife, two houses and the perfect life but in reality he’s sat on his own eating cheese at 1am, feeling depressed and looking miserable as sin. He seemed much happier when he was just another influencer skateboarding with his mates and living in a tiny flat!
 
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The Simple Politics instagram page mentioned him in their caption (it was a timeline of Covid restrictionists since first lockdown) they said they couldn’t fit Joe Wicks in. The amount of people tagging him in the comments 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
 
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Just seen a comment on an online newspaper that Joe cheats on Rosie. Has this been brought up on Tattle before? Also, has he been to the Cotswold recently without her? Someone from Cotswolds also commented on the same article that he has a large d!ck, just thought they were very strange comments to make.
What article was this on?
 
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I must've missed the day when Joe followed lockdown guidelines...... How has he the cheek to pretend he followed the rules and is feeling down just to promote himself
 
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So much whiplash. Bed at 9 was the answer, he’s aware of his social media addiction and excessive phone use after watching the Netflix doc, you need to eat good healthy food....how does all that fit with staying up scoffing cheese until 1am reading comments on Instagram?! I thought he was exhausted when he stayed up late because Marley woke him at 6 and made him grumpy and his eyes stung - but now he’s up late and he feels well rested?!
 
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He’s just looking for the next opportunity, so he can’t be the nations PE teacher this time because the kids are still in school, so now he’s reinventing himself as a mental health guru, he’s going to cure everyone’s lockdown blues with his daily exercise videos....all available on his money spinning you tube channel of course
 
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Hasn’t he just moved into a massive house, gone on how many bike trips to here there & everywhere, treats himself to expensive food etc. Then has the cheek to say he’s feeling down & depressed? Drop me out
 
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