He just loves to contradict himself.
I've created a little foodie.
He genuinely thinks everything that has gone well is directly due to him and his actions.
He makes no reference whatsoever to the fact that you can do absolutely everything "right" and it still might not work out.
Being calm might not equal a smooth birth.
Giving your kid certain foods might not equal a non-fussy eater.
Sometimes it's luck of the draw!