Jodie Marsh #6 Back on the telly with Mabel & Parge, Jodie's getting cancelled cos she loves Farage

[Patty247]

They say you can tell if someone is good at sex by how they dance.

That’s me fucked then

 

[Sriracha_on_everything]

They say you can tell if someone is good at sex by how they dance.

She said that about Katie Price!

She was the Primark of Jordan copycats. Her whole thing was she was the natural (no implants etc) version of Katie Price though god knows why you’d want to compete with that car crash - literally or figuratively.
The belt bra was probably her only memorable thing in the press, obviously the blog was epic but didn’t get as much traction in the press. Bit sad all round really.

The natural boobs were her USP but then she got implants. It's no wonder she was so bitter towards Pricey
because the S** turned down Jodie at first. She only got on page 3 because she was in the Daily Express after the reality show then when she started shagging celebrities the s** became interested. She wasn't even a proper glamour model, just a model due to her notoriety.

 

[blanketchongo]

What’s happened to Billy then? Do we have any update?

1st ever post alert.. he came up in linkedin as a sound engineer touting for work in sarrfend. Sorry haven’t learnt screenshooting

 

[Patty247]

I’m going in, wish me luck

 

[Very traditional]

I’m going in, wish me luck

I left my copy in the hotel library in Kos when I finished it, I like to think there’s someone out there now reading it, chuckling to themselves on their lounger while they sip a cocktail!

 

[Patty247]

I left my copy in the hotel library in Kos when I finished it, I like to think there’s someone out there now reading it, chuckling to themselves on their lounger while they sip a cocktail!

Literally 10 pages in and I’m gobsmacked

 

[Diddikins]

@Patty247 you’re gonna love it! It’s a revelation

 

[Sriracha_on_everything]

No way on Gods earth that galloping weapon was a pole/lap dancer!

Those girls have rhythm and sexiness and strength.

Absolute tool of the highest order!

No grace whatsoever, like an ungainly bloke dancing. How did she win a celebrity talent show by dancing?

 

[Bonbon76]

Shouldn't there be a gap on your face between your top lip and your nose?

 

[Miffy29]

Wtf is that hat

 

[Norfolking Good]

All the Z listers are wearing them for their hen dos but in white. Tacky as hell just like her!

 

[Blowup80]

Shouldn't there be a gap on your face between your top lip and your nose?

Stick her on a window she won't move .

 

[Patty247]

Claire is back! #besties4evaaaaa

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I see her dad was there too on the best night out evaaaaa of course.

 

[Vanillapumpkin]

Claire is back! #besties4evaaaaa

What the hell is she wearing

 

[Sriracha_on_everything]

I’m going in, wish me luck

Do you have the hardback? I've got the paperback, no photos unfortunately.

 

[TwistedSister24]

Oh first site of the new enclosure did she get given that with the other two meerkats do you think?

 

[Patty247]

Do you have the hardback? I've got the paperback, no photos unfortunately.

Yup! The photos are something else

 

[Pocuspeg]

I'm at the part of the book where she's an amaaaaaaaazing lap dancer and the girls are soooooo jealous of her being Pete's fave

 

[Diddikins]

I'm at the part of the book where she's an amaaaaaaaazing lap dancer and the girls are soooooo jealous of her being Pete's fave

Which pretty much sets the tone for the rest of the book and her life. She’s amazing and everyone is jellus.