My bible/autoblagograhy has arrived……first two pages in….she is the 1980’s matilda reading at age 4 and teachers have told her mum off for teaching her to read…..that is their job and not ma marsh’s
She is the second coming as she should have really been born on Christmas Eve
no one in history can ever listen to silent night….. without crying about the birth of jodes
she was prescribed Valium age 3/4 because she is too intelligent and only needed 3/4 hours sleep
oh and although her brother is called Jordan….he was an accident and that’s how he shall now be referred to….
FACKING HELL!!!
2 pages in!