Jesus I thought all those facials were supposed to fix her zits. She's spottier than ever. Bad advertisement I'll be avoiding that treatment.Hey! Look! LOOK! *cackles*
I promote expensive skin treatments and then pretend a filter is what I really look like.
Fucking hell fire - just how many phones with filter are her when she usually takes photos? Her skin is wrote off. Can’t wait to see that minge in the calendar.Hey! Look! LOOK! *cackles*
I promote expensive skin treatments and then pretend a filter is what I really look like.
I mean even that's pushing it abit.She’s never going to understand that nobody wants to see her model, is she? I got praise and attention for doing a wee in my potty, I’m not still seeing in a potty, I’ve developed and grown.
Jode you were good looking for a bit in the 90s, give it a rest.
She needs to accept that career is deader than the latest love interest of Bi….I mean even that's pushing it abit.
I wish I could like this x eleventity million Billy, Claire, and Vicky
wasn’t it her that rimmed him?What decade does this mad bitch live in? I swear she is stuck in a time warp of the late 90s/early 00s where a naked calendar would be daring and of interest.
A hill I will absolutely die on when it comes to Jodie is that she hates women. Her internal misogyny is off the scale.
No one is arsed Jodie, and if a cheap stunt of flashing your labia had got the money and attention you constantly require, we wouldn’t be in the fucking mess of a death camp and you would still be getting rimmed by boy band members.
I think Marmy is killing us all today! Marmy can you do all twelve months. It could be a Perwelly calendar!I wish I could like this x eleventity million Billy, Claire, and Vicky🪦 If I die tonight Marmalade Atkins killed me
Who’s the lucky fella?
I apologise. How can I forget. I’m going to find the part of the book and post it.wasn’t it her that rimmed him?
Again making it sound like they live in the deepest darkest countryside. Its fucking 10 mins away from the high street.Page 3 starts with a brag about the house, how she was the smartest girl in the village, the very first best friend EVAH, ending with how she isn’t scared of anything.
We are only 3 pages in Mushers, I might have to figure out how to Wiki before long because it’s gold already, just complete Partridge
Best bumhole licker EVAH!A little snippet:
Considering Fran had been Westlife's minder for a short while and still claimed to be good friends with them, he didn't have a lot of good to say about Kian. After the row was over, he spent a good half-hour slagging him off to me: 'Of course, he couldn't fucking sing anyway! The rest of the band would cover him on stage. He was always out of tune. I'd stand in the wings with the sound guys wincing every time he opened his mouth. Even the rest of the band are embarrassed by his singing. On the records, his voice is always re-mastered!' Not particularly interested, I didn't bother giving a reply, but Fran continued to slate him. 'He's an arrogant little prick as well. No one likes him. He used to slag you off when he was seeing you. He told the whole tour bus that you licked his bumhole. It makes me feel fucking sick.'
Outraged by his comments, I bit my tongue and fumed silently. I knew that Kian had bragged to the other boys in the band and to his minder Paul that I had been dirty in bed. Paul told me on a drunken night out that Kian hadn't stopped talking about me. It didn't bother me that much. I tell the girls everything about a guy's performance, so I saw it as quite normal. Fran had to turn it all round though and try to make me feel cheap, he had a way of doing that like nobody else.
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