Jodie Marsh #21 Hear that honking? It's not a goose. It's lecherous Jodie on the loose.

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TheRealGretchen

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Watching that back for the laughs she’s gone from saying the police (the joke stupid imbeciles) have asked her to go in to give an interview to saying they’re coming to her house to arrest her. Which is it Jodie? Were you lying then or now?

Also don’t believe those dogs get walked. So Mark was obviously out stalking the neighbours.

This is better than any soap opera. And I haven’t had a TV for years.
 
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Lucyxxxx

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lovesthegossipmx said:
funny how we have been saying there is nothing between her and mark then the i love you
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thats worringly then as she will have seen the list there must be so many dead bodies
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Don't say it..

Just gonna bite my tongue..

Finding it hard to fight it..

Can't hold it in no more..

*BILLY BEGINS FURIOUSLY WANKING*
 
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Crumpet41

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The lemurs will be at the pub before we know it as well as taking selfies mauling the poor things .. this TikTok from nineteen 11 has really wound me up.
 
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ohcomeon99

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Lucyxxxx said:
Don't say it..

Just gonna bite my tongue..

Finding it hard to fight it..

Can't hold it in no more..

*BILLY BEGINS FURIOUSLY WANKING*
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I sometimes forget about that, I think because it was so mental, my mind just can’t cope. Even by her standards, calling someone a necrophiliac because they made a joke in a group chat is just insane. Only Jodie eh….

It’s just occurred to me - I can’t remember ANY of the blokes Jodie has ever been with speaking publicly about her, not even Fran and she was relentless about him. The only one I remember is that Dave Doyle who she was engaged to for 18 days who sold a story saying she didn’t wash and was a dirty witch and not the way she claimed to be, more like she lived in squalor and had veins with more vodka in than blood. It’s just strange isn’t it? She claims all these men are SO obsessed with her yet she has made a “career” off the back of them.

I felt really sorry for Billy, he never looked happy. She used him like an Elvis puppet and you never saw his friends and family, always heres. Love of her life, different etc etc to ponce and necrophiliac who she never liked anyway…it’s just the same thing over and over. I hope he’s happy now.

God bless Max Beesley though, he answered that journalist’s question about it with such Grace but showed what a psycho liar she was because I’m sure she described him as the love of her life whilst he had a very different view…..
 
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dingdang

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bluecups said:
Imagine being in the company of your father and cocklodger boyfriend and flashing your tits at octogenerians?
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if i did that infront of my dad (which i wouldn’t)
my dad would clip me round ear even in my 30s you know why??

cus he’s a good dad not one who pervs off his daughter while licking those cat teeth
 
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Crumpet41

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I can’t get my head around two vets and a council person not looking at the place and not thinking wtf - this person is incapable of looking after any animal .

The state of the fields , and the animals ( horses spring to mind) and they think that’s ok?

She might start the OF account back up again - with the one tit granny gang ( minus Claire who has had a lucky escape ) to try and raise money.
 
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dingdang

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ohcomeon99 said:
I sometimes forget about that, I think because it was so mental, my mind just can’t cope. Even by her standards, calling someone a necrophiliac because they made a joke in a group chat is just insane. Only Jodie eh….

It’s just occurred to me - I can’t remember ANY of the blokes Jodie has ever been with speaking publicly about her, not even Fran and she was relentless about him. The only one I remember is that Dave Doyle who she was engaged to for 18 days who sold a story saying she didn’t wash and was a dirty witch and not the way she claimed to be, more like she lived in squalor and had veins with more vodka in than blood. It’s just strange isn’t it? She claims all these men are SO obsessed with her yet she has made a “career” off the back of them.

I felt really sorry for Billy, he never looked happy. She used him like an Elvis puppet and you never saw his friends and family, always heres. Love of her life, different etc etc to ponce and necrophiliac who she never liked anyway…it’s just the same thing over and over. I hope he’s happy now.

God bless Max Beesley though, he answered that journalist’s question about it with such Grace but showed what a psycho liar she was because I’m sure she described him as the love of her life whilst he had a very different view…..
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oh god the max beesley drama😂
“he was a good one , i shouldn’t have let him go”

Max beesley- “i think our recollections differ”
 
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ohcomeon99

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dingdang said:
if i did that infront of my dad (which i wouldn’t)
my dad would clip me round ear even in my 30s you know why??

cus he’s a good dad not one who pervs off his daughter while licking those cat teeth
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Only on a bleeping Jodie Marsh thread would someone have to explicitly state that they would not flash their tits at, or near, their dad 😂😂😂😂😂
 
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Original SoulMate Kyle

Original SoulMate Kyle

FFS, I go away to read a book so I'm not on my phone all night, and then Jodie flashes her saggy tits at her pensioner neighbours, gets a call from the rozzers accusing her of being a VJB, declares her love for the current Dave, and has somehow swindled a private owner into gifting her some lemurs.
Serves me right for logging off, clearly 😄
 
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ToadyHarsh

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I'm no legal expert and am willing to be corrected, but the intent of being naked on your own property is where the crime is, not just being naked itself. Like, if you're deliberately exposing yourself to someone then that's a crime no matter where it takes place, right? If not then everyone who wants to expose themselves to someone could claim it's not a crime if they're on their own property. What does your lawyer brain say about that Jodie?
 
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bluecups

bluecups

ohcomeon99 said:
I sometimes forget about that, I think because it was so mental, my mind just can’t cope. Even by her standards, calling someone a necrophiliac because they made a joke in a group chat is just insane. Only Jodie eh….

It’s just occurred to me - I can’t remember ANY of the blokes Jodie has ever been with speaking publicly about her, not even Fran and she was relentless about him. The only one I remember is that Dave Doyle who she was engaged to for 18 days who sold a story saying she didn’t wash and was a dirty witch and not the way she claimed to be, more like she lived in squalor and had veins with more vodka in than blood. It’s just strange isn’t it? She claims all these men are SO obsessed with her yet she has made a “career” off the back of them.

I felt really sorry for Billy, he never looked happy. She used him like an Elvis puppet and you never saw his friends and family, always heres. Love of her life, different etc etc to ponce and necrophiliac who she never liked anyway…it’s just the same thing over and over. I hope he’s happy now.

God bless Max Beesley though, he answered that journalist’s question about it with such Grace but showed what a psycho liar she was because I’m sure she described him as the love of her life whilst he had a very different view…..
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Matt Peacock fought back. She sold a malicious story to the press about him saying that he was abusive, violent and threatened to kill her animals (anyone see a pattern here?) and he sued the media group.

It's an interesting read.

 
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Crumpet41

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bluecups said:
Matt Peacock fought back. She sold a malicious story to the press about him saying that he was abusive, violent and threatened to kill her animals (anyone see a pattern here?) and he sued the media group.

It's an interesting read.

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What I find interesting that she gave permission for the mirror to share that the original story was a crock of tit. Says it all really.
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bluecups said:
See also Frank Lampard. He complained to the Press Complaints Commission about an article where she said she had sex with him twice as teenagers and that she had kept pornographic polaroid photos of the encounters as evidence. She later admitted they never had any kind of sexual encounters and had made it up.

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JM is a serial Bullshit Blaster - how anyone believes this vile witch is beyond me.
 
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bluecups

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Max Beesley called her a "scenario" lmfao


This adroitness was tested most excruciatingly when he appeared in Jodie Marsh's autobiography, Keeping It Real: she called him "the love of my life" shortly followed by sentences including the words "dirty" and "grinding". A little embarrassing, no?

"Yeah, that was unfortunate," Beesley concedes, looking into his green tea and momentarily losing his silver-tongued composure. "With things like that, I think, um, I personally couldn't speak about something so personal -and certainly not write a book about it - but I don't judge people who do. But, you know, I was with her long before she was in any paper and it was a very brief..." he struggles to find a word for what Marsh describes as her "first love". He settles on "scenario". "I wish her all the best," he concludes, still not actually saying her name.

www.theguardian.com

Max Beesley. Renaissance man?

He played percussion for Stevie Wonder and got his big acting break as Tom Jones, yet Max Beesley was better known for whom he was dating than anything else. Then along came a role in a tough TV medical drama, he tells Hadley Freeman, and the one-time 'Mr Scary Spice' is now seen in a different...
www.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com
 
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Crumpet41

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bluecups said:
Max Beesley called her a "scenario" lmfao


This adroitness was tested most excruciatingly when he appeared in Jodie Marsh's autobiography, Keeping It Real: she called him "the love of my life" shortly followed by sentences including the words "dirty" and "grinding". A little embarrassing, no?

"Yeah, that was unfortunate," Beesley concedes, looking into his green tea and momentarily losing his silver-tongued composure. "With things like that, I think, um, I personally couldn't speak about something so personal -and certainly not write a book about it - but I don't judge people who do. But, you know, I was with her long before she was in any paper and it was a very brief..." he struggles to find a word for what Marsh describes as her "first love". He settles on "scenario". "I wish her all the best," he concludes, still not actually saying her name.

www.theguardian.com

Max Beesley. Renaissance man?

He played percussion for Stevie Wonder and got his big acting break as Tom Jones, yet Max Beesley was better known for whom he was dating than anything else. Then along came a role in a tough TV medical drama, he tells Hadley Freeman, and the one-time 'Mr Scary Spice' is now seen in a different...
www.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com
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In other words they had sex once - he realised what a scruffy mare she was and legged it pronto.
 
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ohcomeon99

ohcomeon99

bluecups said:
Matt Peacock fought back. She sold a malicious story to the press about him saying that he was abusive, violent and threatened to kill her animals (anyone see a pattern here?) and he sued the media group.

It's an interesting read.

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Oh thank you for this, must have missed this. For a so-called animal lover, why does she always end up with men who immediately want to murder her animals? As you said, patterns….

I have to laugh at animal lover Jodie’s brother and husband going to shoot animals. How does that fit Into her narrative?

I hope to God what she says happened didn’t because as much as I don’t like her, she doesn’t deserve that but it just doesn’t ring true in a lot of ways as is the case with most of her stories. Plus the fact that all her relationships suspiciously seem to end with the same accusations.

It’s the little details like her saying the newspaper article that her dad came round and threw Matt out when the court documents say Parge came round, told Matt he was scaring her and this apparent psycho just stopped immediately.

As for the Frank Lampard situation, only Jodie could think lying about keeping Polaroids from a teenage sexual encounter sounds like a good idea and not the inner workings of, ironically, a Nonce.
 
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