Jodie Marsh #21 Hear that honking? It's not a goose. It's lecherous Jodie on the loose.

[bluecups]

People who hoard are replacing something that's missing in their life. Jodie's hoarding seemed to go up a notch after Marge died but she's always been like this. IMHO she's replacing genuine, happy interpersonal relationships with stuff and things. She's never really had enduring friendships her whole life (we all know that's because she's a horrible narc cunt who uses and discards people) but probably sees those people as disappointing her and letting her down in some way.

Two hundred Mac lipsticks aren't going to answer her back. Seventy pairs of wellies aren't going to sell a story to the tabloids. A hundred sparkly peaked caps aren't going to tire of her bullshit, leave and go on to have happy relationships.

The animal hoarding is on a different scale as they are sentient beings. She honestly believes they are her family and friends, she thinks she's "Mabel's mummy" FFS and that all these animals worship and adore her in a way no human ever has or will. There's also the added bonus that the animals cant just bugger off and leave so they are an entirely captive audience which is just how she likes it. Absolute control.

She lives in a ludicrous make-believe world, complete with sparkly dresses and home decor that a pre-teen child would love (the hideous pink diner filled with giant lollipops etc). Squealing with delight over Care Bear lamps. She's mentally stuck at a young age and if you don't want to play a role in her self-scripted fantasy world where she is the star then you can fuck off and be replaced.

A psychologist would have an absolute field day with her.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Jodie's stories in 50 seconds.

 

[simonsaysshutup]

Folks, I managed to hack into the neighbour’s “illegal” cameras.

Spoiler: Illegal photo

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

*wanks*

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Police are aware.

The police have been informed.

Give it a rest Jodes nobody is scared of the old bill

#22

Police are aware
#JusticeforClaire

 

[bluecups]

"I only flashed my boobs to prove the cameras were pointing at my properteeeeeee"

No, no you didn't. You did it because you're a childish, vulgar fat prick and thought it would be funny. Your made up reason for doing it in the first place is just your way off attempting damage limitation because plod have contacted you about indecently exposing yourself to pensioners.

Those poor neighbours, on top of solicitors fees, have now had to employ private security because of her intimidation tactics.

Making out the coppers will have enjoyed watching the footage too. I think the fuck not.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

*wanks*

 

[bluecups]

We've said it all along, Jodie wasn't mercilessly bullied in school.

She was unpopular, big difference.

She's still stuck at this teenage mental age. Jodie was an annoying horrible little cunt at school so nobody wanted to be her friend. Marge and Parge told her she was being bullied because people were jealous of her and wanted to be her because she lived in a mansion and was clever and beautiful. This stuck firmly in her brain so that even now, at the age of 45, she immediately asssumes that when she's a cunt and people criticise her that they are ugly vile jellus peasant bullies who wish they were her.

I can't imagine anyone I'd rather be less than Jodie Marsh. There is absolutely nothing about her life that I envy. Nothing. Not her various personality disorders, her lack of true friends, her fractured relationship with her brother, sister in law and nieces, her frankly repulsive appearance, her lack of personal hygiene, her entirely absent self-awareness, the incessant drama and friction wherever she goes, her inability to keep a man, her rasping voice, her ridiculous clothing collection that she'll never fit in again.

Why would anyone envy Jodie Marsh for anything?

 

[ToadyHarsh]

That's gotta be a thread suggestion Toady!

If you insist

Thread title suggestion:

Even her Rolex has left her

 

[bluecups]

Soooo she's been invited to attend an interview at the police station. I know from my misspent youth extensive legal knowledge that if she doesn't turn up, a warrant will be issued for her arrest. (note: I have never been arrested for flashing pensioners)

Calling the police imbeciles. Oh my.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

do we know if the one she fancies has a partner

Bradley's probably dating himself.

 

[GenetAlias]

Jesus you sent 6 pages and they want more,These big organisations dont seem to do much do they its a bloody disgrace you must be so fed up with all your time and effort

I had nothing else to do at the time. I was sat in a cold windy barn for 3 hours going through trail cam footage (that does make me Amish ) in the hope that my cat, missing for 18 months, may make an appearance while I was there. He finally did last Monday and is home , safe at last.

 

[bluecups]

Managed to hack the neighbours' security cameras and got a still of Jodie in the act.

@simonsaysshutup Only just saw your post...great minds think alike! BFFs!

 

[Raggamuffin]

Well looks like she has made a mint from the fb comments on her latest beg. Loved this comment though!!

 

[Diddikins]

The police? The police that can’t be trusted? The same police that she sent a massive email letter to them complaining. The police who are getting off over footage of her flashing her boobs and arse at her neighbours cctv? Those police?

 

[Lucyxxxx]

funny how we have been saying there is nothing between her and mark then the i love you
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thats worringly then as she will have seen the list there must be so many dead bodies

Don't say it..

Just gonna bite my tongue..

Finding it hard to fight it..

Can't hold it in no more..

*BILLY BEGINS FURIOUSLY WANKING*

 

[ohcomeon99]

Jesus wept Jodie's written a letter to the police began the letter with "Hi" I bet they're shitting themselves.

It is once again the COMPLETE lack of self awareness. Where to begin.
1. As you said, who starts it with Hi.
2. There is big difference between you claiming stalking and harassment (which I will come on to) and public indecency. I am not mad at the police for prioritising a sexual offence over “someone is looking into my garden” You gave your neighbours no privacy or respect and you are mad because they have security cameras up?
3. If you have evidence, as you say, of A senior officer (because OF COURSE they are senior) tell8’g you to stop being a drama queen when your life was truly at risk then show it Jodie because that is serious. I find it very very hard to believe this is true because no way she wouldn’t have used this before now.
4. As someone legally qualified, I’d just like to point out to Jodie that Indecent exposure is a sex offence. It doesn’t matter private or public land or we would have peados stood in their gardens whilst flashing at schools. She sought those cameras and angles out. Intent is also a huge factor in charges being brought and you’ve just publicly admitted purposely flashing your neighbours in order cause them stress you complete cretin
5. One of her main bugbears with Essex police in the past has been how they have the absolute audacity to arrest, interview and put her in a cell for harassing her ex husband. Which she admitted to doing. Outrageous isn’t it.
6. It’s never a great idea to threaten the police in the sense of “I’m gonna…” that’s also a criminal matter. She is so incredibly arrogant to believe that she is important enough for the police to single her out, that they have the time or inclination, or that she can somehow take them down.
7. Jodie, I am finding it very very hard to see how they are the harassers when they merely seem to have cameras on their property and are sending you legal letters. By your own admission, you have several videos, seem to constantly talk and obsess about them, have allowed yourself and others to intimidate them. This recent stunt is in a long line of aggressions against them and I wonder what sort of dossier they have you? It also SOUNDS as if whilst complaining they are filming you, you are also filming them, and on what sounds like either their property or public. Is that not exactly what you are complaining about? That is a legal matter too FYI

She is ridiculous. Apologies for the essay, there was a lot in there. And she either has no solicitor, a very shit one, or she is just doing a typical Jodie move of doing what she wants because any decent solicitor would tell her to stop all this nonsense, that legally this is all just bollocks and that she is just making matters worse for herself.

 

[ToadyHarsh]

i honestly can’t cope with that only fans… i showed my other half and well he just confirmed she isn’t human viagra..
and he was a jodie fan back when she was pretty

that’s the issue with jodie she thinks everyone is jealous or fancies her, i used to think she was so pretty and had a lovely figure she just spoiled herself by the way she acted/acts 20 years on.

and now well… time hasn’t been kind has it

Even her Rolex has left her.

 

[GenetAlias]

My Daily Mail comment that was deleted in a nano second!
This is hilarious! "Fripp's Farm Estate" is a cottage on a village green with a 3 acre paddock. She has 20 equines, pigs, cattle, goats, sheep, alpacas, llamas, emus, deer, poultry etc. in what was a large garden and is now a swamp. The BHS rule of thumb is one equine to an acre. Funny this article has just come up because I have just emailed the RSPCA and PETA.
Jodie stood on the village green at the weekend at the top of her neighbour's drive and exposed her very large backside by dropping her sweat pants and then one breast while her father looked on. He then proceeded to give a one fingered gesture. They seem like a very charming family. Jodie had similar disputes with the neighbours at her last property that also wasn't a farm. She still owns that 1 million pound property and it stands empty. She begs for money from people who can ill afford to give, yet leads a very lavish lifestyle herself. Certainly a better lifestyle than her animals. Her current house was 1.2 million.

 

[bluecups]

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This is how she see's herself

The reality.....
(sorry I'm not great at this editing lark haha)