Or....."just put the phone away Joanne this is a private family gathering, we'll put some pics on the gram tomorrow for our own friends and family to see" .....
"excuse me, this is my job, I'm here in a professional capacity!"
"Yes dear, about that..."
"How fecking dare you...you disgusting in-duh-vud-ual, this is bullying!!!!!!! Feck this you're all ganging up on me!!!! I'm being attacked!! I'm calling the gaurds!!!!! Hello 999 I've just witnessed a murder, my family don't understand me, I'm alone! Its me who has been murdered!" Phone line goes dead.