Jessontheplussize #42 Another kolleckshun with the best print evah, will Jess wear it? Nevah!

[SheLeft]

Steffi's collection still smacks of stuff you could buy at Peacocks or Bon Marche but it is definitely better than Jess's and it will sell better.

LOL at her latest video of her in the pool with the terrible thumbnail of her and Milli - please stop trying to make Milli a thing! She says: "Enjoy your holiday because you worked bloody hard to be there ". She certainly did not work hard to get any of her holidays, pull the other one!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Right I’m going to keep an eye out and see if she does wear this next month. I’ll put money on it she doesn’t

 

[SheLeft]

Who has time to? Most people who are eating pot noodles are eating them for convenience/quickness, not to let them “marinate” for half an hour.

I am surprised she didn't add a MEAT ROSE topper.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

There is no way anyone, let alone loads of people, have asked for links for this outfit. The whole thing is ill fitting and sorry she looks terrible in it. Fed up with her constant lies just as an excuse to do aff links. Since becoming a full time instacunt, sorry not full time, let’s be honest if she works 10 hours a week that’s a lot for her, she’s had a total personality transplant and not in a good way.

 

[Tiny-T]

Floating hammock...it's under the water! I'm dead
What do you know, it doesn't hold a 25 stone body. It's as if I'm psychic.

 

[instamumsaredaft]

Can she never let her mum have a holiday without gatecrashing it? Jesus

My thoughts exactly. Her poor mother

 

[Diddikins]

He looks like he’s just crawled out of bed in her latest story. Likely because he has probably just crawled out of bed.

And she’s posting the view AGAIN! Shes been to this hotel at least twice and posted pictures of the views then. GO OUT AND ACTUALLY SEE THE PLACES YOU’RE TAKING PICTURES OF YOU FUCKING LAZY SOW!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I’m amazed that ITS have let her basically promote her jewellery edit alongside her new collection. I reckon they’ve looked at the pictures and thought maybe people won’t notice how unsupportive the costumes are, cos the eyes are also drawn to that fucking starfish monstrosity round her neck.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

New thread. Title that had the most votes was by @Diddikins close second was @Looboo

Consider the thread title contenders a recap: more Mi Kolleckshuns of stuff she won’t actually wear, and she was at a destination wedding for her friend which had been combined with a iPhone ITS / Seventh Edit photoshoot?!

Siblings or dating…. You decide!

Don’t think there’s anything else tbh.

 

[Diddikins]

Good for them! I thought ASOS were going to do similar (although apparently things aren’t looking great for them at the moment), and if so, Jess and her aff links would be fucked!! Although she seems to use H&M a lot more now.

 

[traceymrsd]

After watching her with all that free stuff my finger went straight to Unfollow.

Yeah I get that she's become so grabby lately

 

[Hypnotizedchicken]

Why isn't she wearing any of these summer outfits on her holiday?

Or have I missed something?

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

Exactly…as if. That never happens on those summer flights to the sun anyway. It rarely happens on any flight but for it to ‘happen’ to two people who desperately need the extra room, pull the other one. They are buying 3 seats. Such bullshit.

 

[Loobloo]

Another reason why the south should be avoided at all costs

 

[Tiny-T]

Occasion wear collection, if you need something for a wedding. You mean like the wedding she was on holiday for and didn't wear her own collection? The majority of that collection isn't fit for a wedding or christening. That fucking ruffle red number, Jesus Christ it's what your granny used to buy from the market in the 90s to go to the social.

 

[Silentwhisper13]

In what world has he had his teeth done or cleaned or brushed??

 

[trine]

I know she’s always quiet after launch day but the fact she’s come on today and not even mentioned her collection speaks volumes. Instead she wants to show off her outfit of the day, which as usual she’s wearing nothing from any of her ITS collections Surely she can’t honestly think the trousers she is wearing, look good. It looks like she’s got a nappy on underneath them

Well that video is a first for me! Never seen someone’s fanny wobble and swing side to side in all my days

 

[Rvg]

Does anyone remember when she asked a Lidl worker if she could buy a whole tray of their frozen brownies

 

[Crazycatty]

A grazing table when it’s hot. I just can’t

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

That beef looks like old shoe leather I’d love to know just how many people are actually at her Aunties for lunch because that is an insane amount of food!