Jessontheplussize #37 Sweaty meat all over the table, won't be long til the sofa's unstable

[Louby@21]

For all her strutting round in her underwear, dancing and gurning in front of her camera at home, she hasn’t really got any body positivity in real life situations has she. She’s the token plus size for in the style, sure it’s making her money but she’s just a cash cow for them.

I can imagine how awkward and out of place she felt at that party. True positivity about her body would have her strutting her stuff on the dance floor not giving a shit…..

 

[Diddikins]

Is it another pizza oven red faced tantrum?

Perhaps if she actually sat down and dealt with the problem or at least thought about it rather than filming herself and asking a load of randomers on the internet, she wouldn’t be in the position she is in.

And also another example of her wasting money on pointless crap but heaven forbid she has to spend money on getting someone out to fix her electrics that she actually needs. And yes she has the plan thingy, but if she’s that stressed and desperate, she’d just shut up and pay it. How do the two of them exist? Neither of them knew they had that policy until a stranger mentioned it.
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The cheeky cunt wanted them to beg her to stay with them or, more likely, give her a discount.

 

[AuntieSocial]

Just caught up with the latest colleksun. Reliably horrendous. I have no idea who is buying this overpriced tat. The straining buttons on the dresses and the ‘perfect fit’ coat which she can’t fasten up show just how deluded she is about her size. Unfastened coats are not a thing, nor are dresses you can’t sit down in. She’s a 28 and needs to own it.

 

[Flobadob]

Are we all ready for months of French Fancy orgasming again?

 

[Adaptablecoffee]

I just feel like there must be a better way to show leggings aren’t see through.

 

[uglybettybetty]

It’s hilarious how red in the face she’s gotten over this, she’s an adult toddler !! Surprised she hasn’t called her mam and asked for her help bloody idiot
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Wants to cancel the policy (that she didn't know she had) cos they won't pay for a non approved electrician to come out! She is a fucking spoilt brat!

She makes life so much harder for herself, she could’ve just waited for the approved electrician if she was that concerned about spending extra money, she’s thicker than pig shit

 

[KayTay]

Why?
No one forced her to become the token fatty

She could have kept her part time job and do Insta on the side. She’d would be equally as successful or perhaps even more so

Literally just said don't come at me haha. But I know how she must have felt - to be in a room surrounded by people like that. Yes she's brought it all on herself and could change a lot of things, has chosen to go down this path "career wise" (for want of a better phrase because that should never be called a career!). All I'm saying is I felt for her after seeing some of the videos floating about.

 

[ladygardener]

That coat looks Primark quality at an M&S price.

 

[uglybettybetty]

I always feel like she writes the questions herself, she always manages to include a sneaky aff link here and there. She’s so thick

 

[Chub rub 99]

I like the cream wrap dress. Don’t shoot me. However, on the try on she said she had a 20-22 on… now on the site, for that product, it says Jess wears a 26. This is dual sizing, so is she wearing a 26-28 or a 20-22, there’s more than a slight difference, like 4 sizes difference!

 

[traceymrsd]

So £50 for a dog coat for a dog that doesn't get walked other than to the car to go to grummars

 

[Sooz]

I was well impressed with them tights though. She was pulling them like a resistance band and they didn't rip!

 

[GiftedNotFree]

It’s good that she is leaving the house but the dear god, get a hobby, volunteer, spend some time actually outdoors like going for a walk/ visiting somewhere you’ve never gone before!

 

[Tiny-T]

She’ll spend a fortune on a kitchen and ruin it in true Jess fashion. Says she like light/bright kitchens then in the next breath I’m gonna have a black radiator and black appliances

 

[StrawberryLemonade]

Mad half hour after tea? No jess cos unlike you I've been up since I was woken up by a child jumping on my head about 6am, showered, walked the dog, fed and dressed 3 kids, took them to various school/nurseries/childminders, done 8.5hrs of manual work, come home whilst collecting 3 children from various places, done a wash load, hoovered, cleaned, cooked teas, got lunches ready for the next day, washed dishes, then finally sat down for a cuppa.
So no jess, I don't arse around after my tea.

 

[uglybettybetty]

She’s so deluded she’s attached to the idea that she’s a size 24, doesn’t want to admit she’s bigger because she is in denial… how body positive of her

this is what I fucking hate about the body pos crew on insta and elsewhere, they pretend to be confident and happy but yet aren’t very honest when it comes to it… Jess m’love you are a twat aren’t you

 

[Tiny-T]

I sympathise too. I have horrendous periods, and they utterly floor me at times.

Bet you still go to work, cook dinner, look after the kids, walk the dog and do the food shop. Jess will have lay watching the tele all week.

 

[Loobloo]

'size down for tighter or size up for oversized' you don't say!!!!

 

[Diddikins]

I can imagine how awkward and out of place she felt at that party. True positivity about her body would have her strutting her stuff on the dance floor not giving a shit…..

That’s how she was when I first started following her. I remember she was a bridesmaid and she put up videos of her dancing about and looking happy and confident.

It baffles me that she’ll wobble about in her underwear on Instagram but is too ashamed of her size anxious to walk down the street and post a letter fully clothed. I guess she doesn’t see people online that might be judging her.

 

[BunnyBoo0102]

I think there’s deffo something underlying going on.

we’ve all been saying for months she needs to get herself out of the rut she’s been in.