Jessontheplussize #37 Sweaty meat all over the table, won't be long til the sofa's unstable

[Loobloo]

Thread title: Broke wor lecktric, that was fun & games, joolree klekshuns out, just call me Wor-ren James!

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Thread title suggestion (although I like @Loobloo 's more ):

Treadmill's getting dusty, earrings will go rusty, we all reckon she smells a bit musty

 

[Adaptablecoffee]

What do you think of her child-free content? Half-assed comment for those who aren't child-free by choice

tbh there needs to be more of this on social media bc people like her (and me) are treated like we are the worst people in the world bc we don’t want children. It is a personal choice and the reasoning is nobody’s business. I appreciate the post but the timing is strange, like someone else said has she got no other content?

 

[Chip1984]

No word of a lie - my electrics have just gone off! I blame Jess; she's fucking jinxed me, the cunt!!

 

[Chub rub 99]

One morning she’s just going to say, “appy chews dee, if you’re wondering where wa dor see is, wa ate her for wa tea”

 

[Diddikins]

She looks like the picture of The Rock - only much rounder.

 

[Marge Bouvier]

i thought she was wearing a straw sun hat

 

[Loobloo]

I got a few pairs of yarrings from Seventh Edit and they just came in those little see through bags you get a gram of coke in and slung in an envelope. No fancy pouch for us mere mortals.
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Or that you get spare buttons on shirts in. I dunno what else those small bags are for?!

 

[Sooz]

I knew she reminded me of somebody......

 

[traceymrsd]

No word of a lie - my electrics have just gone off! I blame Jess; she's fucking jinxed me, the cunt!!

Oh no - have you done a poll the see what people you don't know think you should do

 

[Sozhun]

Twins…

 

[DizDog32]

Her arse in those leggings is giving

 

[GiftedNotFree]

She looks like Jim Royle!

It’s uncanny

 

[Ladybird1981]

Hello Long time lurker on this thread but this kitchen stuff has made me come out and post.

I’ve been in my house 4 years with a horrible 80’s granny kitchen that’s finally being replaced next week after lots of saving. She has a beautiful kitchen, a kitchen I would dream of having, that she must have liked when she bought the house, yet here she is about to spend at least £20k to have it all ripped out and replaced.

I like Jess but this has really changed my mind about her, yes she can spend her money how she likes, but it just feels so wasteful and unnecessary.

 

[Diddikins]

Who the fuck is asking when the party collection is coming?!

I’m guessing the same people who ask how tall she is (for reference) and what they should wear to a christening

 

[Skinny]

Am fiyfe fewt fiyfe forwa reference. A dont button up me coats becoz a lyke to leave them owpen. Me mam is the same. A don’t even button up darcey’s coat lyke. Yous can absalootley wear this coat to a funeral or a christinin. Anyway like it’s time forwa ad breek pets

 

[Mumofadinosaur]

The irony of going out of her way to say how hard they have worked on the fit of a coat, only for the coat to not actually fit her at all

 

[Mindy sparkle]

The stuff is all bought of Ali express for a few pound a lot of companies try to make out they have designed it when in fact just get them from there

 

[Diddikins]

Work those angles Jess

 

[Loobloo]

A grey sweatshirt with “BEVERLY HILLS” emblazoned across it. All the glamour of Rodeo Drive right there.

In some alternate universe, one of the Kardashians is walking around Beverley Hills with an overpriced sweatshirt on, emblazoned with 'HOUGHTON-LE-SPRING'
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One morning she’s just going to say, “appy chews dee, if you’re wondering where wa dor see is, wa ate her for wa tea”

Wa needed to bulk up wa Gousto box coz the meat porshuns are pyah shan, so pwah Dorrsey got hoyed in the pan