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24!! That’s the biggest Lorna’s brand goes up to, Jess said so herself! So rather than having some modicum of integrity and saying, “you aren’t size inclusive so I’m not advertising you to my followers”, she’s wedged herself into clearly too-tight clothes and is trying to convince us all to buy the shit she GOT FOR BLOODY FREE so that she can cash in from the aff links! Ya know, I’ve followed her for years and I swear at one point, she was so relatable and so honest. Even when she’d did paid partnerships, she’d still say if an item was shit. That’s one of the things I really liked about her. She was real. Someone you could imagine being friends with irl. Now I watch purely for entertainment purposes. It’s sad really. She’s lost herself in greed
justlurking2345
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The boulder, if you will
So she’s basically played dress up and pretended to do some work. When she says she’s “replying to emails” it literally takes seconds. How does she spend hours at a time doing it. You can be on annual leave for a fortnight, come back to hundreds of emails and blast them all off in a couple of hours. I think she likes to just make people think she’s busy. “Oh I went to costa today to do some work”. Fuck off jess you replied to a couple of emails then scrolled social media drinking a hot chocolate you massive twat. That’s what the rest of us call a day off.
I don't actually think she knows what *true to size* means .... she can't do 
I'm a 12 & if I can get in a 10 I'd say/assume it's a generous fit/cut , similarly if I need a 14 it's a small fit/cut ....
She just seems to think if something fits her, regardless of what size it is .... it's true to size.
Why can't she just own her actual size & advertise properly .... some of her dim followers must be so confused if they buy things & they're either huge or too small
I'm a 12 & if I can get in a 10 I'd say/assume it's a generous fit/cut , similarly if I need a 14 it's a small fit/cut ....
She just seems to think if something fits her, regardless of what size it is .... it's true to size.
Why can't she just own her actual size & advertise properly .... some of her dim followers must be so confused if they buy things & they're either huge or too small
She’s done zero research when buying that house and hasn’t looked at it properly. She’s been an absolute dummy and just thought it’s a pretty house I like it. She’s been there like what? 5/6 months? She’s on her 3rd leak, damp and old electrics. She’s spending a fortune on cosmetic shit. Surely the first thing you look to replace (if needed) are things like electrics, windows, door, roof. Not Jess. I need a Christmas tree, an outdoor kitchen, a dining table 
I struggle to agree with those of you who say she isn’t stupid.
I struggle to agree with those of you who say she isn’t stupid.
ladygardener
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Did she say she'd paid under £90 for that box of cosmetics (she doesn't need) like that's a bargain?!
Also, what shade is that foundation? Jaundice?
Also, what shade is that foundation? Jaundice?
traceymrsd
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Wants to cancel the policy (that she didn't know she had) cos they won't pay for a non approved electrician to come out! She is a fucking spoilt brat!
_blahblahblah_
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Britney hasn’t aged well.
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Lurkeryaar
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Doingitforthegramhuntake2
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With a slice missing before everyone has even sat downMikeesh
PrincessJeanie
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Does she not realise how ridiculous this sounds 
True to size but snug so you can go up a size if you want 
. Jess just accept you’re obviously not a size 26 and practice what you preach and get a larger size then 
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traceymrsd
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I don't know why but I feel that the "food poisoning" is her trying to avoid doing something or she is setting the scene to get out of something! She needs to find a purpose (& it won't be found in a £30 box of fondant fancies)