Jessontheplussize #30 New address, admin stress, face is a mess, same old Jess

[Loubell83]

duck me, it gets worse

This outfit makes her look about 50 years old (and I’m still convinced most 50 year olds wouldn’t wear this)
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They are just awful. Absolutely awful. An insult to plus size clothing. No wonder she’s over egging the fake excitement as I think she knows this ‘collection’ won’t sell out. Just frumpy and unimaginable.

100%. none of her recent collections have sold out - in fact when I’ve looked a few days after launch all sizes are available.
I’ve only ever bought from ITS when things are heavily reduced and even then it’s still crap.
Think I’ve got one item of clothing that I actually wear from there (which wasn’t even from a Jess collection- and I’m a size 18/20!)

 

[Tiny-T]

Why is the same dress made over and over again. Do they think all us fat lasses want is a wrap dress or a bleeping maxi. Don’t forget it “nips you in at the waist”.

 

[Furnessian]

The maxis absolutely drown her and the wrap dresses are tit. And sleeves are fucked at the moment.

 

[Dont swipe up!]

What in the mrs doubtfire nanny tea cosy is this
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She looks like a 60 year old nanny

 

[Diddikins]

Before I look at any of it, did she:

Add a belt
Style it with dr martens/trainers/a Jean jacket.
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Also, the Homer mumu picture is used so often in the Jess threads

 

[Cb2020]

When I started following jess (probably about 5 years ago) she would have been seen dead in these tent shaped flowery monstrosities. Its the stereotypical fat girl clothes we had for years and I thought had been relegated to the likes of Evans.

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

If I had my own clothing collection you best believe I'd be wearing it 24/7. Not just a few times in the run up to it launching!

 

[Diddikins]

I dread to think what the rest of this collection is like because those dresses are awful. From the rail earlier, it looks like there’s at least one other garment in that horrible blue floral print.

 

[GossBoss]

Wtf! I'm 55 in August and *was* sz 20 until the last couple of years and now sz 12 ...
But, even then I'd *never* have worn these floral monstrosity outfits
Absolutely hideous

 

[Em_]

When I started following jess (probably about 5 years ago) she would have been seen dead in these tent shaped flowery monstrosities. Its the stereotypical fat girl clothes we had for years and I thought had been relegated to the likes of Evans.

Exactly, she'd never have worn anything from her collections and she wouldn't be living in a Nike Hoodie or Chelsea peers pyjamas. I don't think she really repeated outfits, I can't understand how she's completely lost her sense of style. I know she's a lot bigger now, but she could still wear nice outfits

 

[justlurking2345]

When I started following jess (probably about 5 years ago) she would have been seen dead in these tent shaped flowery monstrosities. Its the stereotypical fat girl clothes we had for years and I thought had been relegated to the likes of Evans.

Those dresses definitely would’ve been put in her disaster haul highlight a few years ago

 

[Diddikins]

Just looking at those prints again, she can’t really be that excited about them can she? She’s in her thirties - they are granny dresses. Although my mum was in her 70s when she died and she wouldn’t have worn either of those prints.

We’ll see how excited she really is about them. her birthday is coming up soon. If she does a search for a birthday dress again this year she clearly lying about loving these dresses.

 

[Sooz]

Old Jess would be appalled.

Oh and "cinch your waist in" really has to be relegated. She hasn't had a waist in years. She doesn't even have any rib space anymore.

She used to carry her weight lower down so could deploy a belt but now shes literally got no space left as she balloons out from her underwire. Where is a belt supposed to go???
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Jesus this material........I'd never go outside the door in that material, never ever.

 

[bobbybob6]

That is such a fake smile. So fake !

false smile like the false tan...my god that grates on me when she says false tan ‍

 

[Diddikins]

false smile like the false tan...my god that grates on me when she says false tan ‍

I thought it was just me and I was being irrational over her accent/dialect. I too hate false tan. It’s fake tan. False and fake are not the same thing.

 

[Weezaweeza]

I thought it was just me and I was being irrational over her accent/dialect. I too hate false tan. It’s fake tan. False and fake are not the same thing.

me too! I have NEVER heard anyone call it false tan other than Jess and I know it might be a thing, or a regional thing, but I hate it and the way she says mirrow

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

Old Jess would be appalled.

Oh and "cinch your waist in" really has to be relegated. She hasn't had a waist in years. She doesn't even have any rib space anymore.

She used to carry her weight lower down so could deploy a belt but now shes literally got no space left as she balloons out from her underwire. Where is a belt supposed to go???
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Jesus this material........I'd never go outside the door in that material, never ever.

Can't go near a naked flame whilst wearing that, you'd be up in smoke within seconds

 

[justlurking2345]

I thought it was just me and I was being irrational over her accent/dialect. I too hate false tan. It’s fake tan. False and fake are not the same thing.

Me too! I thought I was just being picky it infuriates me

 

[Crusty_punk]

I know we say it every week but that is an obscene amount of food for 4 people.

 

[Furnessian]

It’s not just the print but the cut and the material. All three are absolutely bleeping awful.