*Jess still won’t admit she’s now bigger than a size 24 and goes to great lengths to confuse followers about what ‘true to size’ actually meansThanks to @Loobloo for the thread title
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If anyone wants to do a recap please do so.
*Jess as the title states, bought a hell of a lot of clothes from ASOS for her holiday, sent most of them back, but posted the aff links to them.
*Jess' best haul was the one Millie did imo.
*Jess has another collection coming out and this is the best one yet according to her.
*Jess and Millie are finally on holiday and haven't left the resort yet.
*Jess swapped pasta with Millie, but wouldn't swap dessert.
*Jess ordered a new black maxi skirt to replace the one that Poppy the twat never gave back.
I can't think of anything else.
Oh god I laughed out loud and scared myself at the Milli comment!*Jess still won’t admit she’s now bigger than a size 24 and goes to great lengths to confuse followers about what ‘true to size’ actually means
*Jess feels the need to make a massive point if she can squeeze herself into a large fitting size 22 or 24 and won’t miss an opportunity to show that an outfit could have been sized down by pulling at the tiniest bit of extra material
*A few tattlers have admitted to wanting to shag Millie
Nope because she gets her elderly grandparents to do that for her!I can see why if you’re working full time and have a million different things to juggle, then a beach holiday doing fuck all might be just what you need but for Jess? Nah. What does she need a rest from? Going to the post office with all her ASOS returns?
this is so true!I can see why if you’re working full time and have a million different things to juggle, then a beach holiday doing fuck all might be just what you need but for Jess? Nah. What does she need a rest from? Going to the post office with all her ASOS returns?
I agree but they seemed bored and like there’s something lacking. Maybe it’s because they usually don’t go on holiday just the 2 of them for as long? Not sureI've just done a 2 week holiday in the sun, all inclusive and it was amazing! Reading books on the beach/by the pool, enjoying the feeling of actual sun on my skin, few drinks, lovely food and quality time with my husband. Not really understanding the whole shock horroraround lack of sight seeing or day trips... some people just don't want to and it doesn't mean its a wasted holiday
Yeah to be fair this is why I said every one of us is different on this haha, I bet you and your hubby probably have really important jobs or something? Maybe I’m wrong there but I can definitely see why if you were run off your feet with your job why 2 weeks relaxing would seem like fun but Jess has already said how bored she is and I get the feeling something isn’t quite right with their relationship at the moment, she was NEVER on her phone this much on their last holiday, yes she showed the bikini dancing and the odd cocktail pic but she literally hasn’t put her phone downI've just done a 2 week holiday in the sun, all inclusive and it was amazing! Reading books on the beach/by the pool, enjoying the feeling of actual sun on my skin, few drinks, lovely food and quality time with my husband. Not really understanding the whole shock horroraround lack of sight seeing or day trips... some people just don't want to and it doesn't mean its a wasted holiday
Tbf, you assume right about our jobs, they're quite stressful and we have a degree of "responsibility" so time away to do F all is the one!!Yeah to be fair this is why I said every one of us is different on this haha, I bet you and your hubby probably have really important jobs or something? Maybe I’m wrong there but I can definitely see why if you were run off your feet with your job why 2 weeks relaxing would seem like fun but Jess has already said how bored she is and I get the feeling something isn’t quite right with their relationship at the moment, she was NEVER on her phone this much on their last holiday, yes she showed the bikini dancing and the odd cocktail pic but she literally hasn’t put her phone down
Tbh I have felt like Jess’ relationship with milli seemed dead from a while back, when they interact it doesn’t seem like two people who are married interact? They come across as roommates.. I doubt they have the liveliest sex life. Jess doesn’t seem to be able to move around much and so I doubt their sex life is good at the moment. When I was at my heaviest was also the time my sex drive was at its lowest. A combination of feeling insecure, getting so out of breath it felt like I was going to have a heart attack and also just not being able to feel “sexy” the weight that I was. I suspect this is the same thing Jess is going through. Their relationship has seemed quite different since her weight gain. I believe also her not working has put strain on their relationship. Also just want to say I in no way am saying fat people can’t have sex, just that when you are fatter it’s harder and if you are conscious of your size, it can be hard to let go and be sexual with your partner if you’re not feeling sexy yourself. Just wanted to put that out thereYeah to be fair this is why I said every one of us is different on this haha, I bet you and your hubby probably have really important jobs or something? Maybe I’m wrong there but I can definitely see why if you were run off your feet with your job why 2 weeks relaxing would seem like fun but Jess has already said how bored she is and I get the feeling something isn’t quite right with their relationship at the moment, she was NEVER on her phone this much on their last holiday, yes she showed the bikini dancing and the odd cocktail pic but she literally hasn’t put her phone down
It’s a slippery slope…In no way am I jumping on the “I’d shag Milli” train but he really looks like he’s lost a bit of weight.
I'll just say it's not for me, just lounging round a pool as it bores me, however if that's what theyI dont have a problem with them doing fuck all. But why fly 12 hours? Just seems odd.
Millie looks like Elon Musk
That’s killed me offIt’s a slippery slope…
One minute you’re acknowledging he may have lost some weight, and then before you know it you’re imagining him giving you a foot massage in one of his trendy ASOS haul outfits
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