It’s the belly button for me.
Surely that scar and the state of her belly button are not normal after this type of surgery!!?
Surely that scar and the state of her belly button are not normal after this type of surgery!!?
She just didn't look after it or do the maintenance after The Surgery!It’s the belly button for me.
Surely that scar and the state of her belly button are not normal after this type of surgery!!?
Also wipes sold specifically in the baby aisle when her kids aren't babies anymore?Dying at her doing an ad now for wipes! Using them for everything apparently…. So eco babe!! How does that zero brand feel about that? Oh that right, they don’t care
She needs them because 3 year old is still in nappies. While I understand some kids take a little longer than others, she has made no real attempt.Also wipes sold specifically in the baby aisle when her kids aren't babies anymore?
I understand people use baby wipes for other things and older kids sometimes it just seems like a weird choice to me.
I admit my house isn’t perfect all the time and my kids make a lot of mess and sometimes throw stuff on the floor including packets. I always ask them to pick them up and remind them rubbish goes in the bin etc etc but I would never film myself with rubbish on the floor in the background. It’s not relatable Jessie because most people don’t treat their house that they work hard to afford (not selling alibaba crap) like a rubbish tip! And we guide our children to also know that treating your house like a tip is not ok!!Is that a massive hole in the seat of the chair? I know the back of one was broken but hun if there’s a hole in the base chuck the seat? If you aren’t sure what ‘cute vibe’ chairs you want just pick up some of marketplace that are safe and your kids won’t fall through till you get some more.
But also, why does the kid have to eat breakfast between chairs upside down on the table! Put the down like normal people. We know you’re not sweeping or mopping the floors!Is that a massive hole in the seat of the chair? I know the back of one was broken but hun if there’s a hole in the base chuck the seat? If you aren’t sure what ‘cute vibe’ chairs you want just pick up some of marketplace that are safe and your kids won’t fall through till you get some more.
Some money came in gotta go spend it!Jess the Mess is slowly, but surely, coming back to us after the hilarious façade over the last few weeks. The greasy hair. Pizza for breakfast. The house looking like a tip. No milk. We knew you’d be back, darl!It must’ve been absolutely exhausting having to pretend to have your life together and actually loving all THREE of your kids. I’m predicting some kind of weird bum-dance/twerking by close of business today, to mark the official end of Jess 2.0.
And, ummmm, Bloom Store?! What Bloom Store??!
Pretty sure if you are still wearing a singlet top like that in June, you probably live in an area where you don’t need a fireplace in the first place. Wouldn’t they be better off putting a pool in?OR get the fuck off your phone talking to yourself!? We don't care about your fireplace!?
Pay attention to your child!?
That’s exactly what I was thinking!! It’s all about looks, aesthetics, and keeping up with the Joneses - is our Jess. So impractical. Also made me laugh “an electric fireplace suits us better”….because a regular wood fireplace would be too much work for our lazy sloth 🦥Pretty sure if you are still wearing a singlet top like that in June, you probably live in an area where you don’t need a fireplace in the first place. Wouldn’t they be better off putting a pool in?
for the sake of the safety of your children, Messiiiikkkka, please dont get a poolPretty sure if you are still wearing a singlet top like that in June, you probably live in an area where you don’t need a fireplace in the first place. Wouldn’t they be better off putting a pool in?
Although!? Could be another insurance job for them!?That’s exactly what I was thinking!! It’s all about looks, aesthetics, and keeping up with the Joneses - is our Jess. So impractical. Also made me laugh “an electric fireplace suits us better”….because a regular wood fireplace would be too much work for our lazy sloth 🦥
NO, they are too irresponsible for a pool. Those kids are barely supervised, a pool is the last thing they need. Don't forget swimming lessons are way too expensive for Jessiikkaa to afford.Pretty sure if you are still wearing a singlet top like that in June, you probably live in an area where you don’t need a fireplace in the first place. Wouldn’t they be better off putting a pool in?
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