Jessiika Wilson #4 no one wants to look after my kids, selling my dirty clothes to the highest bid

[RawandReal]

I love how she says going into Bloom today.. like it’s a legitimate place, not her shed

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

Jessiika Wilson #5 Home fit for a funeral, fitting given Bloom is dead.. kids still need attention, spend less time filtering your head

 

[emmygluewho]

The shed is dead, Bloom is hanging on by a thread, the inbreds have created a funeral home instead.

 

[fakefriendsonthegram]

This whole Gold Coast trip triggers me.
Why? Because me and my husband work our asses off to provide a happy, joyful life for our kids. We actually love our kids and spend all of our time devoted to them when not working a real job! We NEVER get the opportunity to go for weekends away, especially to the Marriott! It seems being a useless wife, woeful birth giver (she is no mother) pays off big time. I lose all of my respect to brands that give her anything. She doesn't deserve a thing. There are actual amazing mums on IG who pour their whole heart and soul into parenting, providing and being a good human - why aren't they getting these free hotel stays? They deserve them. Jessiiiika is a piece of shit human.

 

[SmallDickEnergy]

New thread:

Funeral home vibes and anal bead knives, solo parenting for once - can Jessii survive?

 

[GeorgieBox]

$2-3K to bag and paint the whole outside of the house? Paint prices have skyrocketed even just last week I bought a tin and it was ten percent more expensive than when I bought the same paint two weeks ago.

With two incomes that aren't steady if I were her I'd be saving for when they have less income coming in.

The fact she just based this on someone else's estimation from their own house is an actual joke. How she limped to adulthood is astounding to me.

 

[Shazza Snarki]

This week Cotton on Kids is sooo expensive. Last week she was more than happy to take their money to shill their clothes to her followers though.
The light isn't too bright with this one.

 

[GemmaBish]

I simply do not understand their cash flow. She easily spends between $500-$1000 on clothes and beauty each week, their mortgage would be around $3000 p/m, plus electricity, phones, cars, petrol, groceries, school fees etc. Their expenses + spending collectively seem to be upward of $7000 per month. The only way I think they’re doing it is that they got business credit cards with huge limits when they got their home loan, and rack everything up on those, knowing that when Bloom drops their stock they make their big money, pay off the card/s and start spending again. Phil doesn’t even have a fucking website for his business, so he’d hardly be raking it in, and how much could Messy Jessy genuinely be getting per sponsored post & with Mikhaylyhailia taking her cut?

All it’s going to take is for sales of this next round of albums to be underwhelming, and they’ll be in strife. Thankfully, the cost of living is fiiiiiine and interest rates aren’t going up or anything. People are definitely in the mood for mindless spending on pointless photo albums. *sarcasm*

yeah you cant start a fire in your storage shed 2 months in a row

 

[villanellebaby]

Lol went to see if those albums were live yet and this Is on her website.
Much attention to detail, much professional bizzzzness woman.

 

[greacea]

I’ve found myself watching her stories less and less. Seeing her absolute disregard for her kids and her “business” is just draining.
I run a business. It’s new and it’s grown so quickly!

I spend my days at my computer and I’m in between work and kids when the kids get home from school. I parent neurodivergent children whilst being neurodivergent myself. It’s hard. I get it.

I’m about to enter my busiest time of year for my business. I’m run down (possibly getting sick), it’s school holidays, my husband is away for work (no we didn’t tag along!) and my kids are home. I’d love to be at a day spa but my kids and my clients are counting on me to be there for them right now. Hopefully I can get a good sleep tonight so I can feel better tomorrow.

How this moron gets by doing the bare minimum is beyond me, and is so frustrating! How on Earth can anyone find this woman likeable or inspirational?!!

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

Why does this filthy, oily gronk always talk about having all 3 kids “by herself” like it’s some kind of weird anomaly??! THEY ARE YOUR KIDS AND YOU ARE THEIR MUM AND LOOKING AFTER THEM ON YOUR OWN IS CALLED PARENTING.

And yes, caps because I yelled that. She is the worst.

 

[HeyBub]

Hey darl, tell me how these were assumptions:
You waking up to Phil having sex with you
Kids slashing the trampoline with a knife
Goldie getting trapped inside the bed
Your exorbitant, selfish spending habits
You and Philth having a gross convo about a bunch of women at a work event
Whinging about the cost of a new school shirt
Whinging at the cost of swimming lessons
I dunno, doesn’t seem super assumptive to me when you’ve shared all this, plus more online
So on your little jaunt down to Melbs tomorrow, have a good think about what’s been said and maybe, just maybe you might actually use your tiny peanut brain for once and learn

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

Jess the Mess is slowly, but surely, coming back to us after the hilarious façade over the last few weeks. The greasy hair. Pizza for breakfast. The house looking like a tip. No milk. We knew you’d be back, darl! It must’ve been absolutely exhausting having to pretend to have your life together and actually loving all THREE of your kids. I’m predicting some kind of weird bum-dance/twerking by close of business today, to mark the official end of Jess 2.0.

And, ummmm, Bloom Store?! What Bloom Store??!

 

[fakefriendsonthegram]

Mikhailla needs her own thread altogether. I've said this for ages!! She is the puppeteer of all of these clowns and getting rich from them! I had to laugh at her attempt of being 'cool and funny' in her recent reel, she is not the kind of person at all She's stuck up and serious! Leave the stupid reels running around and dancing to Messiiii, at least she actually can dance -I'll give her that!

Someone asked who will be buying all 5 pastel album sets....that's easy - her bogan Burpengary/Outer north Brisbane single mums on cenno who need albums for their 5 kids Destinee, Justi$e, Talealah-Lee, Kaiyhden and Nevaeh. Those kind worship Jessiiii! They would fan girl on her at North Lakes or Burpengary Woolies.

 

[emmygluewho]

Is she going for job interviews while in Melbourne!? Have I missed something!?

Why the fuck is she dressing in Office clothes!? She looks like a dickhead.

Fashion is NOT your thing babes.

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

If anyone truly, genuinely feels drawn towards pastel coloured photo albums (?!!), Kikki K have these, which look far better quality and won’t smell like a smoky Burpengary shed when they arrive.

And for an extra $10, you can have them embossed with something far more personal than “forever and ever amen” or whatever the fuck those words are on the front of the Bloom “Store” albums…

I’m assuming these are priced at half the cost of what Je$$’ albums will be. Because nose jobs ain’t cheap, yo’.

 

[pixie spotty]

And more successful than the mum tum reno

and more successful than the VOWEL renewal

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

I simply do not understand their cash flow. She easily spends between $500-$1000 on clothes and beauty each week, their mortgage would be around $3000 p/m, plus electricity, phones, cars, petrol, groceries, school fees etc. Their expenses + spending collectively seem to be upward of $7000 per month. The only way I think they’re doing it is that they got business credit cards with huge limits when they got their home loan, and rack everything up on those, knowing that when Bloom drops their stock they make their big money, pay off the card/s and start spending again. Phil doesn’t even have a fucking website for his business, so he’d hardly be raking it in, and how much could Messy Jessy genuinely be getting per sponsored post & with Mikhaylyhailia taking her cut?

All it’s going to take is for sales of this next round of albums to be underwhelming, and they’ll be in strife. Thankfully, the cost of living is fiiiiiine and interest rates aren’t going up or anything. People are definitely in the mood for mindless spending on pointless photo albums. *sarcasm*

 

[omgpleasestop]

I am so sick of these pathetic excuses of parents.

My husband and I went away for our 10th wedding anniversary in 2010 for two nights. Aside from that we went away overnight 4 nights per year for 4 years only for business.

I got offered an all expenses paid trip to the US when my daughter was in kinder and I declined.

I’m not saying it’s not ok to spend time away from kids. We all need a recharge. I actually don’t like being away from my kids. By the time they have school and we have work and extra-curricular activities and factor in socialising with extended family and friends, we consider the time we do have together pretty precious.

Mess and Philth from Burp & Gary, cancel your “vowels” and start saving for their therapy, moron.

The boys are so cute! I’d much rather watch stories with them in it than Goldie how does she not realise having three kids and being a photographer means she could pump out so much content? She could actually try being relatable and showing Mum life for once

The only reason her boys are a bit of work is because their mother is a sloth and their father would rather shoot hoops or eye f*** himself in the mirror than call shots at home.

 

[dontmesswithmycandles]

The anal bead cutlery
I can’t. I cannot. I’m wheezing.