So she's an armchair detective with a string of failed businesses behind her. Someone get this woman on the next flight to Tenerife! Detective Lip Filler is on the caseI mean, come on! That's nearly Chief Inspector qualifications she's got!
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The 2 men returned to Britain pretty early last week hence my question who is interviewing them.
There's so much to unpack here. BE KIND, SHE SELLS ANYTHING SHE CAN FLOG.I mean, come on! That's nearly Chief Inspector qualifications she's got!
I managed to read the first half of thread one last night, you all had me howling
there's just one thing I need to know: did the Labrador with the excellent nose ever get their time to shine? Gutted if not.
When Jay last spoke to Lucy he told her he had cut his leg on a cactus, then some bright spark said what if the cactus was stuck to his leg or something along those lines, then the cactus jokes beganreally?!
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They were interviewed before they left Tenerife and had to stay an extra day because of it, according to early reports.
Thank you- it’s hard to keep up with the actual facts with all the bullshit
Can you ask if she watched Line of Duty? If she didn’t she’s not qualified enough imoI mean, come on! That's nearly Chief Inspector qualifications she's got!
Now Mark has touched down in Tenerife I expect him to have it solved when I return .
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I reckon Mark will have this boxed off and be home in time for the England game tonightNow Mark has touched down in Tenerife I expect him to have it solved when I return
Christ I couldn't face another 'Missing in Tenerife' thread. I keep going to the fridge for snacks (Im a fat twit) and there's another page and another conspiracy theory when I get back to my seat!I keep seeing random people on tiktok saying they're flying out to join the search. Excuse me Hun, what relevant skills do you have? Have you ever even hiked a mountain before? One of these morons is going to end up injured and/or dehydrated and a whole new search party will need to try and find them
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That would be a great time for him to reappear actually, while everyone is distracted by the England game. What they call in politics a great time to bury bad newsI reckon Mark will have this boxed off and be home in time for the England game tonight
I mean it’s like hun hustle bingo on her CV. We just need juice plus or FM fragrance for a full house.BTW I'm not mocking the young lady, good for her, its just the way I'd read it, for some reason wax melts made me hysterical, I think I need to step away for an hour
I think Im bloody Lucy at this point.
Tourists find luxury yacht and crew on top of sand dune on beach
The ship, believed to be a 17-metre Pershing sport yacht that carries a price tag of up to £300,000, could be seen tilted on the small hill while people climbed on board and perched on the bow.
Is this the Cactus Three's getaway boat?
Denise, Lucy and Jay were hoping to sail away at speed but like their story, they've gone and crashed it?
I think she needs investigated by HMRCI mean, come on! That's nearly Chief Inspector qualifications she's got!
I don't think that would have helped since it's 112 that are the common emergency number for all European countries except the UK.
Now the Polish, Russian, no Albanians are involved? Fucks sake
Chief Inspector… I hear there’s a recent Chief Constable opening in Northamptonshire she’s very qualified for…I mean, come on! That's nearly Chief Inspector qualifications she's got!
Loving the BBJ t-shirtHe's got experience running up mountains in Scotland at 1 in the morningSack that, I'd rather be lying in my pit.
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