Jay Slater Teen Missing In Tenerife #5

[Farmer Sam]

Waiting for someone to suggest that in the middle of the England game his name could be beamed across the pitch in a bid to make him stand up in the Playa bar he’s in (wearing a crafty disguise) as he won’t be able to resist seeing Bellingham standing next to his initials.

Behold the greatest ice cream ever created… Well top three anyway
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i love those didn’t they do a cow as well?!

 

[IdeletedbutI'mbackagain]

This can't be serious!?? The family are going to need that gofund me money to pay back all the wasted use of resources if so

 

[Cady1954]

That is a fair weather cumulus cloud and is around 1500 feet above ground level, heaven is a lot higher up (according to the Bible)
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Unfortunately non of us Tattlers are ever going to find out due the past few days shenaningans

 

[Ziggzaggz]

So he has been spotted watching TV? Freed himself from the cactus?

 

[SnoopySnooper86]

Why’s there so many Facebook groups, which is the one with this “Darren” character you’ve all been mentioning.

 

[raspberryjuice]

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Apologies if this has already been posted.... cokemon

How many people are wandering around the Tenerife mountains that they’re finding all these people to rescue?!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

News flash the hiker they rescued didn’t need rescuing

Brit hiker ‘rescued’ by Jay Slater search team insists he DIDN’T need saving

A BRITISH hiker found by cops searching for Jay Slater in Tenerife has insisted he “did not need rescuing”. David Larkin, 51, was picked up by search crews scouring a desolate park clos…

www.thesun.co.uk

This gets more mental by the day. How do you get rescued by accident? Surely you just say “nah I’m alright thank you, just having a rest”. Who’s leading the rescue team Alan Partridge?

 

[casperon]

I’ve asked my mum to check in her local Tesco for him, fingers crossed

 

[Mrs Fluff]

How many people are wandering around the Tenerife mountains that they’re finding all these people to rescue?!

Or imagine you're trekking around minding your own business?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I… AM deceased

Bit like Jay .
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I think Cilla’s doonstairs

Oh great we’re all going to get to hell and be greeted with Surprise Surprise.

 

[LividLalji]

This euro thing is mad you’re telling me not one single person who has spotted him enjoying the football has said alright Jay lad you’ll never guess what? duck offffff

 

[topsy-turvy]

Behold the greatest ice cream ever created… Well top three anyway
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Was it you said ya can't get in UK? Try your local Chinese restaurants my kids used always get in them

 

[Leo100]

Tik tok always has so many lives of People discussing it , are they not bored now? I know it can seem hypocritical because I'm on this thread but it's different

 

[spaceraider69]

Waiting for someone to suggest that in the middle of the England game his name could be beamed across the pitch in a bid to make him stand up in the Playa bar he’s in (wearing a crafty disguise) as he won’t be able to resist seeing Bellingham standing next to his initials.

i love those didn’t they do a cow as well?!

Still get these in my local Indian restaurant. They have Barry the Elephant too which is my daughters favourite

 

[craftingfroze]

“If you understand what im saying”

He’s jumped on the lets slag the spanish police who dont speak english bus

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

i love those didn’t they do a cow as well?!

Yeah I think each flavour had a different character
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Was it you said ya can't get in UK? Try your local Chinese restaurants my kids used always get in them

Still get these in my local Indian restaurant. They have Barry the Elephant too which is my daughters favourite

Sod Jay. I’m starting a hunt for Punky .

 

[rubysdeadfly]

“If you understand what im saying”

He’s jumped on the lets slag the spanish police who dont speak english bus

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he might wanna take those glasses off if he's in the dark x

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

“If you understand what im saying”

He’s jumped on the lets slag the spanish police who dont speak english bus

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Was he talking about Debbie in that last paragraph?

 

[craftingfroze]

Ffs these twats have no understanding of the meaning of urgency! Come on now ‍🫠

 

[lilykestrel]

Wonder if it's that lad whose photograph was circulating on the groups the other day just trying to enjoy his holiday and catch up on the footy