Jay Slater Teen Missing In Tenerife #4

[LByrne74]

It's just such a pity that Jay wasn't around 20 years older because then the search party could all yell "Hi-de-Hi!" and wait for the faint but inevitable "Ho-de-Ho!" in the distance...

 

[IllBredHen]

I just have a funny feeling if he's found alive it's gonna be a star in their eyes moment.
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be..

..Cilla Black "surprise, surprise"

 

[whisperchat]

Or… tonight Matthew I’m going to be… 30k better off

 

[Rolandtherat]

What do ye call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant

 

[Wee Toots]

They always ask "Who is Jay?" and "Where is Jay?" but never "How is Jay?"

Maybe that's the problem, he's in a wee huff puff like his Mammy saying people don't support him, and never ask how he is.

 

[blonde_ambition_]

These are getting more out of hand

 

[Wee Toots]

Or… tonight Matthew I’m going to be… 30k better off

Tonight Matthew I'll not have to lay another brick for a full year

 

[Alansbigplate]

What do ye call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant

Fuckin hell that took me four goes

 

[Rolandtherat]

Fuckin hell that took me four goes

Aye my jokes are shite but I do amuse myself

 

[Rosa34]

https://tattle.life/threads/jay-slater-teen-missing-in-tenerife-5.45777/ new thread. Close this one please

 

[Alansbigplate]

Aye my jokes are shite but I do amuse myself

It was ower clever for me

 

[sandycat]

There was a Kinga in my daughters college class. If ye know ye know.

It's a Hungarian girl's name. Not joking.