Jay Slater teen missing in Tenerife #3

[TheMan]

Hopefully the lad is okay hanging on that cactus.

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Just make sure it covers you for the sharks too.

And cacti.

 

[SforShortbread]

And cacti.

And eagles

 

[MrsPiggleWiggle]

I’m torn between wanting the GFM to hit 30k and seeing Jay(sus Christ) emerge from a cave all fine and well.

Or the GFM getting stuck at £29995 forever.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I have loads to tag you on twitter that making me roll around also trying to watch kev/taylor this is hard work

The struggle is real girl.

 

[Farmer Sam]

Blimey I go and watch Portugal v Turkey and there’s a whole new thread started

Waiting for the armchair detectives to suggest the Tenerife police check any clubs tonight as it’s like the weekend and Jays probably ravin’ with his cactus.

 

[Amoo]

My mum would just call me a nasty witch probably

 

[SforShortbread]

I'd like to dedicate this time while the thread is active to say thank you tattlers. My reaction score has gone up by 1000 while being on this thread. Xo

 

[Lolly71990]

This pair have been on live all day.
One is searching the mountains in Tenerife
And the woman is using her psychic powers to direct him to Jay with 2-3K people watching
Jesus, I cannot believe the human race at this point.

 

[cl16girlie]

This pair have been on live all day.
One is searching the mountains in Tenerife
And the woman is using her psychic powers to direct him to Jay with 2-3K people watching
Jesus, I cannot believe the human race at this point.

It's a Facebook detectives wet dream of a live then

 

[Justherefortittle]

OH is sharing more banter from the lads WhatsApp this evening
Said to me ‘here’s one for your wee gossip site’

 

[PrincessP]

I'm not completely up to date with this but how do we know that the neighbours eye witness acount is legit?

Well we dont, but the whole town being in on it seems abit far fetched in my opinion.

 

[whisperchat]

Leaving this here

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

This pair have been on live all day.
One is searching the mountains in Tenerife
And the woman is using her psychic powers to direct him to Jay with 2-3K people watching
Jesus, I cannot believe the human race at this point.

Bollocks I forgot to put my candle out on the step.

 

[SforShortbread]

Hear me out.. Has anybody tried to contact him using the ouija board?

 

[monga]

Possible sighting of him sitting on a bench looking worse for wear in the company of two men .

 

[frankieblu]

Who did this?

 

[Farmer Sam]

I’m off to IKEA tomorrow to get some cacti so I can put them on my front step and bang out some Aviici to see if he hears it across the oceans

 

[Dipdab]

This pair have been on live all day.
One is searching the mountains in Tenerife
And the woman is using her psychic powers to direct him to Jay with 2-3K people watching
Jesus, I cannot believe the human race at this point.

The real question here is what were all these people doing with their time before he went missing

 

[Warriorqueen]

Just going back to the previous thread…..do you think he took C.A.K.E