Jasmine Lipska

[SerenityPlays]

This is Jasmine’s thread, but Josh is in association with her, so will post here. Does anyone else not get the attached message at first glance? What is CBA?

Josh has really bad writing for social media posts. They tend to be lengthy and have run on sentences. For example, the 2nd sentence in the attached image. He’s cramming too much in 1 sentence. Can’t understand what he’s trying to say because his message is too long.

I can’t imagine someone seeing this post on social media and pinning or saving it. The message on it’s own doesn’t make sense. Lol

Also I just realized this, but I think Josh is short IRL. When I see pics of him and Jasmine together, he's barely inches taller than her. She's probably 5'3-5'5 ft. He might be like 5'6-5'9 ft. Nothing wrong with a short king, it's just interesting Jasmine's type is a shorter dude.

 

[hopahopa]

I remember a long time ago Jasmine used say in her channel filming from her bedroom at her parents house that she wouldn’t talk about topics that she can’t relate to or has no experience in and I thought that’s wise don’t go there.

Now look what I found this is all nonsense, Jasmine has no idea about what she’s talking about she did not grow up in a children’s home nor in a hostile and unwanted environment and nor did I to be honest, I know people who were born and raised in difficult conditions who are more balanced than her.

what on earth is this all about, did she plagiarise from somewhere?

This is Jasmine’s thread, but Josh is in association with her, so will post here. Does anyone else not get the attached message at first glance? What is CBA?

Josh has really bad writing for social media posts. They tend to be lengthy and have run on sentences. For example, the 2nd sentence in the attached image. He’s cramming too much in 1 sentence. Can’t understand what he’s trying to say because his message is too long.

I can’t imagine someone seeing this post on social media and pinning or saving it. The message on it’s own doesn’t make sense. Lol

Also I just realized this, but I think Josh is short IRL. When I see pics of him and Jasmine together, he's barely inches taller than her. She's probably 5'3-5'5 ft. He might be like 5'6-5'9 ft. Nothing wrong with a short king, it's just interesting Jasmine's type is a shorter dude.

Yes Jasmine once said her height and I believe she said 1,64 cm around 5’5 ft and I think he 5’9 I can’t recall exactly I know he’s not 6 ft or anything.
Yeah nothing wrong with his height but he wouldn’t go far as fashion model, fitness is a different story.
I think that her admiration for him is over broad.

 

[Jellyjam_]

This is Jasmine’s thread, but Josh is in association with her, so will post here. Does anyone else not get the attached message at first glance? What is CBA?

Josh has really bad writing for social media posts. They tend to be lengthy and have run on sentences. For example, the 2nd sentence in the attached image. He’s cramming too much in 1 sentence. Can’t understand what he’s trying to say because his message is too long.

I can’t imagine someone seeing this post on social media and pinning or saving it. The message on it’s own doesn’t make sense. Lol

Also I just realized this, but I think Josh is short IRL. When I see pics of him and Jasmine together, he's barely inches taller than her. She's probably 5'3-5'5 ft. He might be like 5'6-5'9 ft. Nothing wrong with a short king, it's just interesting Jasmine's type is a shorter dude.

Josh has a huge insecurity about his height. In their BTS dynamite workout video, people commented that he's way shorter than expected and he either replied really rudely or deleted the comments. I don't have the screenshots anymore I don't think.

I hate to brag but I scored very highly in English class and I'm pretty good at languages but reading their posts feels as if I'm having a stroke. It's like he doesn't finish his first sentence before starting another. I think his main objective is to tick all the boxes and cram as many buzzwords in as possible. There's also many spelling and grammar errors in both their posts. You'd think since this is their job, they'd pay more attention to these small details. So much for them being "hard working perfectionists" as they call themselves lol

Also, CBA is an acronym meaning "can't be arsed" it's British slang meaning "can't be bothered". Also, that post seriously doesn't make any sense and it's clear he only mentions "past lives" "manifestation" and all that nonsense to please Jasmine and her fanbase.

 

[hopahopa]

Josh has a huge insecurity about his height. In their BTS dynamite workout video, people commented that he's way shorter than expected and he either replied really rudely or deleted the comments. I don't have the screenshots anymore I don't think.

I hate to brag but I scored very highly in English class and I'm pretty good at languages but reading their posts feels as if I'm having a stroke. It's like he doesn't finish his first sentence before starting another. I think his main objective is to tick all the boxes and cram as many buzzwords in as possible. There's also many spelling and grammar errors in both their posts. You'd think since this is their job, they'd pay more attention to these small details. So much for them being "hard working perfectionists" as they call themselves lol

Also, CBA is an acronym meaning "can't be arsed" it's British slang meaning "can't be bothered". Also, that post seriously doesn't make any sense and it's clear he only mentions "past lives" "manifestation" and all that nonsense to please Jasmine and her fanbase.

And speaking of “past lives” she believes that she lived in Bali in a past life.
I can have a strong affinity with a certain culture, country or whatever visit the place, have a wonderful time and what not but that doesn’t mean I lived there in a “past life” I am not saying I don’t believe in past lives I just think that she sugar coats things a lot.

 

[Innisfree]

What is this illness Josh keeps talking about? Does he have covid?
Wow jasmine is trying to sell her recent course as a retrospective thing now. Must be real desperate for money

 

[SerenityPlays]

What is this illness Josh keeps talking about? Does he have covid?
Wow jasmine is trying to sell her recent course as a retrospective thing now. Must be real desperate for money

Wouldn't be surprised if it's COVID. But also would be irresponsible if he tested positive and he's out and about. He should be quarantining if he has it to prevent infecting other people.

I think the illness is related to the rash on his face and body he mentioned before, if it's not COVID related. You can kind of see the rash on his neck in the first photo with the drink he's holding.

Jasmine is always desperate and obsessed with money. I think she mentioned one time she listens to money hypnosis audio.
This girl has no chill with trying to get her next buck and no friends because of it.

 

[foreverfernweh]

Jasmine is always desperate and obsessed with money. I think she mentioned one time she listens to money hypnosis audio.
This girl has no chill with trying to get her next buck and no friends because of it.

You'd think she grew up in absolute poverty without knowing when her next meal would be, the way she's obsessed with money

 

[foreverfernweh]

I bet she purposely posted this question herself and it's really talking about herself i.e. her family disapproves of her relationship with Josh lol

 

[Jellyjam_]

I bet she purposely posted this question herself and it's really talking about herself i.e. her family disapproves of her relationship with Josh lol

"Loving family who doesn't approve of your relationship" yep that's 100% Jasmine asking herself she's always throwing her family under the bus then backtracking saying she loves them. Not to mention the added heart for extra Jasmine flair.

"Be confident in what you believe is true about your relationship" oh my god she sounds like a stupid teenager trying to convince her parents that the bad boy she's dating is her perfect match. So full of delusion. If your family are sharing concerns, there's probably a reason why lol. If her family were toxic and abusive, it would make sense to ignore them but her family seem to be otherwise be loving and liberal despite what she says. At the end of the day it's Jasmine and Josh Vs the world. Love shouldn't be an uphill struggle trying to convince yourself and others you're in love, it should be natural. Of course, she won't learn this until it's too late

Wouldn't be surprised if it's COVID. But also would be irresponsible if he tested positive and he's out and about. He should be quarantining if he has it to prevent infecting other people.

I think the illness is related to the rash on his face and body he mentioned before, if it's not COVID related. You can kind of see the rash on his neck in the first photo with the drink he's holding.

Josh seems to be having a lot of health issues recently. In the Bali Villa Tour video he said he was suffering from debilitating headaches, random flashes of light and blurred vision. I wonder why Jasmine hasn't manifested her poor darling king husband's illnesses to go away?

 

[Jellyjam_]

3. This just goes to show how ridiculously lazy she is. Making a reel or TikTok requires zero effort yet she can't even do the bare minimum to make her own audio. Just lip syncs to someone else's words or copies someone else's dances. Even Josh makes his own skits and videos (even though they're awful and cringe, at the very least they're original)

Haha omg she's definitely reading here! A few days ago I said this about how she doesn't even use her own audios for her reels, just relying on lip syncing to someone else's motivational words... Today she posts a new reel using her own voice for the first time! Too much of a coincidence in my opinion hey jasie dear, hope you're having fun lurking!!!

 

[SerenityPlays]

This was a weird video concept. Especially since Josh mentioned he’s having mental and physical health struggles. It’s as if Josh was releasing real pent up anger and sadness in the video. I wonder if Josh ever shows this type of anger and aggression towards Jasmine.

 

[gobblegobble95]

This was a weird video concept. Especially since Josh mentioned he’s having mental and physical health struggles. It’s as if Josh was releasing real pent up anger and sadness in the video. I wonder if Josh ever shows this type of anger and aggression towards Jasmine.

I find him really scary - he’s like a leech and he has jasmin fooled but he makes me feel so uncomfortable just looking at him!

 

[SerenityPlays]

This was a weird video concept. Especially since Josh mentioned he’s having mental and physical health struggles. It’s as if Josh was releasing real pent up anger and sadness in the video. I wonder if Josh ever shows this type of anger and aggression towards Jasmine.

Feel like this was a dig at Jasmine, since she fits the hustling soloprenuer persona. It’s going to continually get hard for Josh to balance his mental and physical health if his partner is the embodiment of hustle culture. Do you guys think Josh feels competitive or less than with Jasmine as a coach? Can’t imagine him being more successful in biz than her.

 

[Jellyjam_]

It’s as if Josh was releasing real pent up anger and sadness in the video.

As we all know, they don't like to speak directly about their problems, rather preferring to channel it through a self righteous caption or skit in order to turn it into a condescending lesson. This isn't any different. I think Josh is unfortunately really struggling at the moment and like you say, it seems a bit too specific and niche to just be a general life coach topic. He's been talking a lot about fears of being a parent too. I think Jasmine may be putting a lot of pressure on him behind the scenes. That's my theory though, who knows what's going on? They've been acting lovey dovey on each other's posts so who knows what's up with these weirdos lol

Feel like this was a dig at Jasmine, since she fits the hustling soloprenuer persona. It’s going to continually get hard for Josh to balance his mental and physical health if his partner is the embodiment of hustle culture. Do you guys think Josh feels competitive or less than with Jasmine as a coach? Can’t imagine him being more successful in biz than her.

"No job, relationship, hobby or hustle is worth your decline in mental health"

I agree. The mention of relationship in that quote seems to be deliberate and I think the fact Josh didn't mention Jasmine speaks volumes. Usually when Jasmine is talking about her struggles, she always mentions "her king" who helps her through tough times and how lucky she is to have Josh yet here, Josh doesn't mention anything about Jasmine helping him. It would've been in character for him to say "luckily I've got my beautiful wifey to help me through this tough time" but the fact he didn't mention her at all sparks concern.

Both of them love to convince themselves that Jasmine being the sole breadwinner is perfectly fine (which it is) but with their very traditional view on relationships (strong man, submissive woman) the fact Josh very clearly doesn't pull his weight financially seems to take a bigger toll on their relationship than they let on. Josh tries to seem as if he's the loving, supportive husband while his wifey is making money moves but it always seems like he's hijacking the moment, trying to turn it into a win for him (the retreat stuff for example) in order to compensate for this insecurity.

Jasmine obviously wants a strong king to look after her and Josh wants to be the dominant man and it seems that pent up subconscious resentment from the fact they can't fulfil each others dream is starting to come through. With that logic, Jasmine's recent posts about "not projecting your unrealistic hopes and desires onto your partner" suddenly makes more sense...

This is very off topic but Josh is doing the Nazi salute yet again! Come on seriously?! It was very deliberate too. Can someone tell him that there are other ways of showing the concept "controlling" wtf is up with this man...

 

[berrieswinecompany@gmail.]

They've been acting lovey dovey on each other's posts so who knows what's up with these weirdos lol

When they are all lovey dovey I feel like they are overcompensating because they're going through a rough patch. Just a pattern I've noticed. I wonder if they're going through it right now. His queenie jasie wasie won't be able to save him every time.

 

[Lovemeabitoftea]

When they are all lovey dovey I feel like they are overcompensating because they're going through a rough patch. Just a pattern I've noticed. I wonder if they're going through it right now. His queenie jasie wasie won't be able to save him every time.

They’ve made their relationship an integral part of their public ‘brand’ so they probably feel pressured to excessively post loved-up couple pics and shout about how happy and in love they are 24/7, despite whatever is going on behind the scenes.

IMO there’s a whole lot of projection going on and it’s just sad that they feel the need to commodify their marriage.

 

[Ladyhush38]

Ok, so Josh is modelling himself as a male version of Jasmine. He’s even using the same language and emoticons. Good luck with that!

 

[Jellyjam_]

Ok, so Josh is modelling himself as a male version of Jasmine. He’s even using the same language and emoticons. Good luck with that!

God can someone tell him doing all these cringe, over the top faces is not funny or cute and will not make him go viral (which is his main aim) Honestly drives me mad. The worst thing is, you can tell he really doesn't believe in Jasmine's nonsense but he knows it'll get views and clicks, I think he acts so stupid partly because he's snidely mocking the LoA stuff.

They're constantly talking about "not changing or compromising yourself for your partner" but that's exactly what they do! Jasmine with the sex talk and raunchy photoshoots despite being very uncomfortable whilst Josh has now backed himself into a corner preaching about things he has no clue about and doesn't believe in. So stupid

This recent caption is just so funny to me. Surely manifesting and dreaming of a boyfriend constantly and joining a dating app is the very definition of "chasing love"? "Your soulmate will arrive without the tricks and hacks" yeah tell that to your crazy, king obsessed wife mate

Nothing wrong with dating apps if that's your thing but if they'd met at work or through friends or a mutual hobby, that is not chasing love at all and is completely fluid and natural. They should stop pretending their love was "divine intervention" because it isn't and there's nothing wrong with that, but of course that doesn't fit their (or specifically Jasmine's) narrative

Also can someone translate the first paragraph? It literally is just a stream of consciousness I cannot decipher it at all. What does "outsied" even mean?

 

[foreverfernweh]

This recent caption is just so funny to me. Surely manifesting and dreaming of a boyfriend constantly and joining a dating app is the very definition of "chasing love"? "Your soulmate will arrive without the tricks and hacks" yeah tell that to your crazy, king obsessed wife mate

Nothing wrong with dating apps if that's your thing but if they'd met at work or through friends or a mutual hobby, that is not chasing love at all and is completely fluid and natural. They should stop pretending their love was "divine intervention" because it isn't and there's nothing wrong with that, but of course that doesn't fit their (or specifically Jasmine's) narrative

Also can someone translate the first paragraph? It literally is just a stream of consciousness I cannot decipher it at all. What does "outsied" even mean?

When is it ever gonna get to her thick head that she literally doesn't practice what she preaches? It's not rocket science to go on a dating app and swipe for the first loser to be your boyfriend compared to actually meeting naturally etc.

I think that's a typo for "outside"

Ok, so Josh is modelling himself as a male version of Jasmine. He’s even using the same language and emoticons. Good luck with that!

Eww

 

[Garlic_Bread]

“Take your time. There is no rush.” Finding each other, moving in, getting engaged and married within the year seemed rushed to me. I know couples who have similar timelines, but I guess cause Jasmine was so thirsty for love and attention it felt really inorganic and fast-tracked. Then the whole sex guru and relationship coach thing was born.