The conversation probably went like this
'I'm so upset about it all Chaaaaaaaaaaarlie, haven't eaten hardly anything. Well, I had a little something, didn't I? I think so anyway it was waaaaaaaaay under my calories and I'd started my fast so I needed to eat'
'oh Jane, erm you should erm eat something, shall I get us a subway?'
'I'm not sure Chaaaaaaaaarlie, maybe a little bite to eat?'
'ok I'll grab you a salad erm or do you erm want a six inch subway melt'
'oh my IBS is really playing up and I'm so anxious' Peppa oops I mean Jane said 'make mine a 12 inch Charlie bean, it'll take my mind off it and it'll be fine, I'm always under my calories. Then we can play GIN rummy because I like GIN don't I Charlie'