Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

[lexiloo]

duck me that latest grid post of her new hair is scary, you could project a movie onto her forehead! who the hell is she kidding? she's more stretched than fopperholic and that's saying something!! What an utter nut job and who are the neddies believing it all?? it's like some sort of altered reality,
Good to see you back @Emperortooco your pooches are super cute

 

[Sweatybetty]

 

[monga]

She’s on, been feeling rough with her jab
and been to the doctors about her cough, they think it’s to do with her acid reflux, they’ve put a window in Berty

 

[lexiloo]

She’s on, been feeling rough with her jab
and been to the doctors about her cough, they think it’s to do with her acid reflux, they’ve put a window in Berty

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her top is filthy! what a minger

 

[Firebug]

She’s on, been feeling rough with her jab
and been to the doctors about her cough, they think it’s to do with her acid reflux, they’ve put a window in Berty

Cough likely coming from inhaling mica powder, she never wears a mask, measures or takes safety measures.

 

[Sweatybetty]

She’s giving advice on how to apply false eyelashes

Said she can’t give away her secret

Roots ? Not a very good colour

She thanked the person for sharing lol

Mince pie porn

 

[monga]

Cough likely coming from inhaling mica powder, she never wears a mask, measures or takes safety measures.

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That’s probably what it is she’s in such a small space with little ventilation

 

[Motherofpigs]

is she going bald?! Or is it just the filter making her hair look all fucked up. I do think she looks much better with shorter hair. It looks less scraggly.

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Everytime I see a photo of her I think it's been magically altered to make her look strangely bigger, then I quickly realised she must be having about 6 or 7 thousand calories along with 200 steps a day for her to gain so fast. It's absolutely shocking how much she's letting herself go (not that she was ever a supermodel like lol) her organs must be screaming for help!

 

[Emperortooco]

duck me that latest grid post of her new hair is scary, you could project a movie onto her forehead! who the hell is she kidding? she's more stretched than fopperholic and that's saying something!! What an utter nut job and who are the neddies believing it all?? it's like some sort of altered reality,
Good to see you back @Emperortooco your pooches are super cute

Thankyou, I saw the other comments from people and again thank you so much everyone, means a lot to me. Still struggling to grasp that I,ve got weeks left maybe few months tops. I think I’m at peace with it then hits me like a train. Apart from feeling bleeping shattered all the time and nauseous I’m not in the pain that I was but there again that’ll be the morphine, it’s mint ! Then there’s fat bleep moaning about feeling iffy from her jab. One thing tattlers I won’t let you down as I’ll haunt the bastard. Hope I’m making sense as Mr Tooco is typing this and I’m just rambling I can’t watch her as screens are knocking me sick so listening to the blob muttering about her favourite passion in life…. Food, bleeping chocolate, god I feel like hurling

 

[monga]

She’s like old Mother Hubbard

Thankyou, I saw the other comments from people and again thank you so much everyone, means a lot to me. Still struggling to grasp that I,ve got weeks left maybe few months tops. I think I’m at peace with it then hits me like a train. Apart from feeling bleeping shattered all the time and nauseous I’m not in the pain that I was but there again that’ll be the morphine, it’s mint ! Then there’s fat bleep moaning about feeling iffy from her jab. One thing tattlers I won’t let you down as I’ll haunt the bastard. Hope I’m making sense as Mr Tooco is typing this and I’m just rambling I can’t watch her as screens are knocking me sick so listening to the blob muttering about her favourite passion in life…. Food, bleeping chocolate, god I feel like hurling

Life is a witch at times, tit always happens to the best people, I’m sure your lovely mum will be guiding you every step of the way and you’ve got a great man by your side, you’ve took this illness by the horns and fought with such dignity , an inspiration to many, sending you lots of love and strength for a peaceful night and hope to speak again soon , one day at a time

 

[MUZICAL_THEATRE]

They are gorgeous companions, they are both on the bed with me now. Been asleep most of the day, that’s what I’m doing at the minute sleeping during the day and awake most of the night, nightmare. Been catching up on here in fits and starts , see she never got a puppy then, just as well really, I don’t think they could have afforded the upkeep

Good to hear from you, the dogs are gorgeous.

 

[lexiloo]

Thankyou, I saw the other comments from people and again thank you so much everyone, means a lot to me. Still struggling to grasp that I,ve got weeks left maybe few months tops. I think I’m at peace with it then hits me like a train. Apart from feeling bleeping shattered all the time and nauseous I’m not in the pain that I was but there again that’ll be the morphine, it’s mint ! Then there’s fat bleep moaning about feeling iffy from her jab. One thing tattlers I won’t let you down as I’ll haunt the bastard. Hope I’m making sense as Mr Tooco is typing this and I’m just rambling I can’t watch her as screens are knocking me sick so listening to the blob muttering about her favourite passion in life…. Food, bleeping chocolate, god I feel like hurling

You are bleeping fabulous as always, I know you don't want sympathy so I'll not send any but just know you've brightened this thread with the power of laughter, think monsters Inc when they swap screams for laughter and power a city, that's you, you're the sunshine, the solar power, the scare floors ultimate power.......and you always will be. Wherever you are you'll be here, remembered, reminisced about and written in tattle history as a bleeping legend, I wish id known you in real life to giggle until we needed tena ladies but our tattle history will keep me chuckling for ever my friend
PS Janes a fat head

 

[monga]

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

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Life is a witch at times, tit always happens to the best people, I’m sure your lovely mum will be guiding you every step of the way and you’ve got a great man by your side, you’ve took this illness by the horns and fought with such dignity , an inspiration to many, sending you lots of love and strength for a peaceful night and hope to speak again soon , one day at a time

You are bleeping fabulous as always, I know you don't want sympathy so I'll not send any but just know you've brightened this thread with the power of laughter, think monsters Inc when they swap screams for laughter and power a city, that's you, you're the sunshine, the solar power, the scare floors ultimate power.......and you always will be. Wherever you are you'll be here, remembered, reminisced about and written in tattle history as a bleeping legend, I wish id known you in real life to giggle until we needed tena ladies but our tattle history will keep me chuckling for ever my friend
PS Janes a fat head

Felt really tearful reading the messages you's have left for our badass legend and friend @Emperortooco

Everyones so lovely and thoughtful on this thread

That old mother Hubbard comment too howling!

 

[monga]

One's things for sure the cupboard would be bare in that gaff
The cameras shaking like an earthquakes hit when they jump round

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

You are bleeping fabulous as always, I know you don't want sympathy so I'll not send any but just know you've brightened this thread with the power of laughter, think monsters Inc when they swap screams for laughter and power a city, that's you, you're the sunshine, the solar power, the scare floors ultimate power.......and you always will be. Wherever you are you'll be here, remembered, reminisced about and written in tattle history as a bleeping legend, I wish id known you in real life to giggle until we needed tena ladies but our tattle history will keep me chuckling for ever my friend
PS Janes a fat head

I found these Jane threads slightly later than I would have like so missed a lot of the what went on at the time but have since read them and laughed my bloody head off… all the times Mrs Tooco has challenged the lard arse lazy cat fishing twit have been nothing but hysterical so I’ll second this Mrs Tooco you are a legend xx

 

[Sweatybetty]

It really is a good bunch on here def my kind of people

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

It really is a good bunch on here def my kind of people

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WTF are those monstrosity meant to be that last one looks positively toxic on every level I’d sooner bath in a tub of cat poo.

 

[Motherofpigs]

Oh jesus she is talking about getting lip fillers now that she’s 30 she wants to make an effort with her hair, wants to make an effort to lose weight aye okay Chins

Hi Jane! could she make it any more obvious she reads here ffs lol.