Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

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lexiloo

Will it be bolognese or chilli she makes over a tealight for them to eat????
 
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Sweatybetty

Can just imagine what it’s gonna be like , they will be parked up in some local car park eating battered sausage then chins goes on to take massive dumps in the travel potty while he is still finalising where the kitchen and walk in wardrobe will go
 
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lexiloo

She'll add cheesy pictures captioned with thigs like cosy, van life and manifest your dreams

bet her new one will be #vanlifewife
 
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doctordoctor

oh I’d buy tickets to see these two lying in the back of that transit ban on a lilo! Yes! I can just imagine the hashtags #justustwo #makingmemories #soblessed #burstlilo #lastedfiveminutes #tooankshuss
 
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monga

Is he off work again ? Must be taking her parcels to the post office she said she couldn’t manage it
 
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kizzy

I'd give good money to see her trying to get up off a matress on the floor !
 
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doctordoctor

She’ll need hoisted in…has daft boy got the shopping list of all the food they’ll need to take for their one night away? Let me guess….mushrooms, peppers, mince, soreen loaf, choclit, chopping board, choclit, fridge raiders, choclit…..
 
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Sweatybetty

If she can’t sit at a desk for more then a few mins before she starts moaning about bad back how on earth is she gonna hoilday in the back of a small van , and sleep on a cheap mattress on the floor prob be the first and last time they use it .
 
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doctordoctor

Once you get a blow up mattress, a porta potti, a cool bag in the back of the transit, how are Pinky and Perky going to get in?
 
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Sweatybetty





Girl boss life ??? What getting the dopey hubby to do it all because you are lazy



Little gurn up by the bean
 
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mummy_3

God whenever I see Charlie "helping" I just think he looks so gormless and dopey. Didnt he used to mark out on a map where all the packages where going? Poor bugger having to work all day then help her out, she should be labelling her own packages not getting him to do it for her!
 
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Sweatybetty

She lays in till lunchtime every day and when she is live it’s bloody painful that’s why it’s all left for the evening when he gets home so he can do it all .
He really is a different kind of stupid

 
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