Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

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Sweatybetty

The bean has fucked up all the mermaid dusts the oil has gone all weird so she’s gonna refund women and send her the manky ones for free
 
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monga

She's refunding Adele for the carpet freshener that turned orange ( faulty oil ) and interacted with the other ingredients , but sending her the freshener free , told her to let her know how it goes ...what if it ruins her carpet
 
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lexiloo

Sweatybetty said:
The bean has fucked up all the mermaid dusts the oil has gone all weird so she’s gonna refund women and send her the manky ones for free
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What a pair of pillocks he wants to be a pilot yet can't get the ratio of oil to bicarb right? I've found him a plane he can fly.....

 
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monga

Jeez the bean said he wished he’d payed more attention to languages when he was at school
 
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monga

What are these supposed to be



Giving off because she’s not allowed to make the wax resemble anything edible, imagine if her nephew consumed one of those thinking it was a cupcake

Said if she gets a big enough unit she’ll do sweets as well, we know where most of them would end up
 
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doctordoctor

‘This is Captain Daftboy speaking…em……welcome……eh…em on board em…flight 236 to…em…like….eh Spain……flying with us today is Senior cabin crew Jane, that’s eh……the big fat bird sitting on the two seats at the front..…eh she can’t get down the aisle so just queue up………em……and she’ll dish out the spag bol………if she hasn’t necked it all herself…’
 
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doctordoctor

Charlie is wearing his ‘all the places I’ll never get to see because Jane is too ankshuss t-shirt’

They look as if they’re playing with their ‘My Big Chemistry Set’ she got for her birfday
 
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Jo-nos

I did and was ready to comment well I do know you can turn them off Jane, but didn’t want to get blocked
 
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monga

Pennywise unmasked

Can you believe it’s been nearly a year

 
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