Wonder if that battered sausage will be used on her in the back of the van. Charlie could eat his way up her flaps, think I told you once I knew someone that used to do that with curly wurlys and mars bars, then her husband decided to stick an orange sparkle ice lolly up. The contact of that lolly on her inner flaps took the skin off, she was in agony for weeks. I sacked her in the end
she was bloody hopeless
Wish I was going to be around to see the completion of Berty, that’s one on my bucketlist not achieved
. Goodish day today , been awake full on since 5pm , fancied a curry , Mr Tooco went and got a takeaway, had 2 forkfuls then left it but have necked the bottle of Prosecco down, will no doubt suffer for it but what the fuck, I’m a rebel