Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

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Thank you so much!

Of course we are wanting a wee sausage, not sure when to get it - my heart is saying right now, my head is saying wait until spring as noone wants to be potty training in winter!

Re. weight loss - I did the 1:1 diet (formerly known as Cambridge diet) mainly because nothing else works and it was my last resort before surgery I have medical issues that make weight loss difficult for me. It isn’t for the faint of heart, it’s really really tough. Lots of people asked me if I would recommend it and honestly unless it is your last resort then I wouldn’t. Basically I was a hermit for the first month as I didn’t want to fall off the wagon lol. Now I just eat much smaller portions and do exercise to maintain.

So that this post isn’t off topic haha,Jane deffo doesn’t have the motivation for the 1:1 diet she would falter within the first 6 hours and eat The Bean!
 
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I'm also re doing the 1-1 and a stone down again. Lost 2 stone last time. Can only do it now as mostly wfh and my wedding next year. It def isn't for the faint hearted there are some v difficult days but it feels amazing once you're into it
 
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Awh sausage dogs are sooo cute yeah you definitely have amazing will power doing the Cambridge diet. I bought a months worth of exante products (cheaper Cambridge alternative) online and lasted a week! So for you to have that mindset and willpower on Cambridge is fab! Bet your other half is so proud of you too.

Jane would have a Cambridge pwwooduct in the afternoon (when she wakes up) followed by 5000 calories and she'd think that was being on plan

Oh I hope chins and Charlie don't get a sausage dog. Fat fucker would probably think she could batter it and eat it!
 
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She's either in a cake coma or the jabs knocked her for 6
You just know she’ll have a good 3 days of “oh I felt terrible after my jab” “my arm hurts sooooo much I could’nt even pour my wax”
 
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The bean will be massaging her hoofs and attending to her every whim

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Some burn in those bombs
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She’s even got a burning song to accompany it
 
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Spotted another company selling these and don’t they look so much better than Janes

1) Its blood red not pink
2) It’s clearly marked shower gel with ingredients
3) It’s not covered in ugly stickers to hide that it says for drinking

I don’t understand how Jane has any customers considering other companies do it all so much better.
 

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Just had a thought , maybe she's had a visit from her landlord
 
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Everyone does it better than her
 
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That’s some hairdresser can change you into a completely new person



 
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#blondegirl what is she 14 ?
Fuck me she does fancy herself I’d be utterly embarrassed and ashamed wouldn’t be taking selfies that look absolutely nothing like me she’s got more front then Eastbourne
 
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#blondegirl what is she 14 ?
Fuck me she does fancy herself I’d be utterly embarrassed and ashamed wouldn’t be taking selfies that look absolutely nothing like me she’s got more front then Eastbourne


Its the #Selflove that cracks me up … Yes love we know you love yourself you narcissistic cat fishing twat.
 
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You,ve done amazing on your weight loss. This is a pic of mine, not Dachshund’s though
 

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You,ve done amazing on your weight loss. This is a pic of mine, not Dachshund’s though
Thank you lovely! Aw what cuties 🥹 I totally have puppy fever instead of the baby fever that everyone expects me to have at the age of 32
 
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Thank you lovely! Aw what cuties 🥹 I totally have puppy fever instead of the baby fever that everyone expects me to have at the age of 32
They are gorgeous companions, they are both on the bed with me now. Been asleep most of the day, that’s what I’m doing at the minute sleeping during the day and awake most of the night, nightmare. Been catching up on here in fits and starts , see she never got a puppy then, just as well really, I don’t think they could have afforded the upkeep
 
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Lovely to see you on here and your two little companions are just gorgeous dogs are like therapy for alot of people
x
 
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