Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

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The truth is that Youtube is too much like hard work, involving a camera, editing software then uploading. It's easier to do a maximum of three-minute quickie on TT, just using the phone, bish bash bosh done, just like that, no effort!
I was thinking the same, TT will be ideal for her as not much effort required. She‘s still giving info out about their private lives but thinks she’s so private now 🤦🏻‍♀️😂.
 
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She never knows how clothes should fit! It’s too tight Jane! Here a handy hint, dress for the body you have, not the body you wish you had!
 
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She said when she sits down with it on or her puffa coat she can hear the air being squeezed out of it ,wonder why 😂
 
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She said when she sits down with it on or her puffa coat she can hear the air being squeezed out of it ,wonder why 😂
No, that's the noise Charlie makes every time she presents him with another list of demands...Sorry, I mean manifestashun mood board.
 
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She is trying to actually look “stylish” after living in Charlie’s T-shirts and pyjamas has she hit 30 and realised she doesn’t have to dress like a scruffy twit?

She has no style and she’s buying stuff she has obviously seen other people wear she will get a shacket next and look like a lumber Jack
 
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She clearly reads here! JANE, THAT COAT DOESN’T FIT YOU!! JUST BEACAUSE YOU GOT IT PARTIALLY ZIPPED UP, DOESN‘T MEAN IT FITS YOU!!!!
 
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That coat looks like she’s wearing a massive sock 😂 and that embarrassing statement 😳 the only reason she’s not on camera because she feels far too uncomfortable with the 7 stone gain 🙄 and she’s a lazy duck she couldn’t even be bothered to uploads the members vids but still charged of course 😜

Hope she gets the wet look leggings 😂😂
And what 30 year old is so eager to leave reviews 🥴
 
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That coat looks like she’s wearing a massive sock 😂 and that embarrassing statement 😳 the only reason she’s not on camera because she feels far too uncomfortable with the 7 stone gain 🙄 and she’s a lazy duck she couldn’t even be bothered to uploads the members vids but still charged of course 😜

Hope she gets the wet look leggings 😂😂
And what 30 year old is so eager to leave reviews 🥴
And the lip fillers 😂...Tan will do them for half price with a free chemical peel thrown in
 
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And the lip fillers 😂
Didn't she say she would have them but they're really expensive? They're hardly high end plastic surgery. Clearly not living the luksherry life she's trying to make out if she can't afford a few hundred quid for lip fillers. She probably only wants them because she thinks they will help her inhale her food quicker.
 
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She’s say everything is expensive then goes on to try and sell a pound shop sponge for £6 she would never ever pay the prices she charges
 
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Didn't she say she would have them but they're really expensive? They're hardly high end plastic surgery. Clearly not living the luksherry life she's trying to make out if she can't afford a few hundred quid for lip fillers. She probably only wants them because she thinks they will help her inhale her food quicker.
I’ve never heard her say it tbh just going on what the newbie said 😂
 
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She did say once I’m sure that she would love bigger lips but wouldn’t pay for it , well you never know if she has a reaction to the 9th covid jab she might get new lips for free 🤪

 
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The bean was made for these
Mock-ups 😂
 
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The bean was made for these
Mock-ups 😂
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That picture of Charlie gives me the creeps, he looks like he's just got home from six hours on a railway station platform in his anorak and with his Roy Cropper shopping bag where he tugged his willy through a whole in his pocket every time a train set off
 
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So tight

She had gone for covid jab they keep txting her and the only reason she can think of is her BMI I doctor surgery want to check why as she is under 50

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Her dust had reacted to the fragrance oils

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Calpol Reed diffuser 🤢🤢
 
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