I find it astonishing that they've embarked on the refit project BEFORE THEY'VE BEEN ON HOLIDAY IN A VAN AND TRIED IT OUT TO SEE IF THEY LIKE IT!!!
Nessie will def vacate Loch Ness once those two join himMaybe she's going wild swimming whilst she's up there, never mind Nessie watch our for the gammon in her suite
Is she kidding? she wouldn't squeeze one buttock in that at the moment at her size, it's only just skimming the cooch on that slim model, her hanging ham is going to be on show for all to see
”hanging ham”. *crying*Is she kidding? she wouldn't squeeze one buttock in that at the moment at her size, it's only just skimming the cooch on that slim model, her hanging ham is going to be on show for all to see
She is the biggest buzz kill EVER. Like have some fun! Worried about her hair lol, if only she worried about everything else especially her BMIShe got a funky swimsuit off Amazon last time for that empty hotel they stayed in , he went in the pool
But she would not go in even tho it was empty (members vid) said she could not be bothered to get her hair wet
Exactly! Mind she probably needs a suite of suits to fit round her, built like a bleeping chieftan tank !Swim suite …Big enough to cover a suite of furniture.
I hope she doesn’t go swimming in a loch as she may be mistaken for the 2nd coming of Nessie !She got a funky swimsuit off Amazon last time for that empty hotel they stayed in , he went in the pool
But she would not go in even tho it was empty (members vid) said she could not be bothered to get her hair wet
It’s probably what he’s collected from his wank mags, imagine it to be more like a paste due to lack of firing ! Poor bastardHope that’s Gorrilla glue he’s using it’ll need to be pretty tough snd hard wearing
Well I’m sure those two by two planks of wood they’re gluing into the van will hold them nicely going by the state of the Next sofa after a few weeks of useExactly! Mind she probably needs a suite of suits to fit round her, built like a bleeping chieftan tank !
I hope she doesn’t go swimming in a loch as she may be mistaken for the 2nd coming of Nessie !
I’m sure he could hold up the Leaning Tower Of Pisa by this stageIt’s probably what he’s collected from his wank mags, imagine it to be more like a paste due to lack of firing ! Poor bastard
Getting at one with nature ! Well that’s a cert as she will be squatting and shitting in the bushes for sure, would hate to be downwind of it !Still 53 lucky dips left TikTok still haven’t approved them for the shop…stuff them she said
She’s giving off about TikTok allowing some people to call their games lucky dips and not others, she’s burnt out is looking forward to getting at one with nature View attachment 1532788
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She was banned for 10 mins for having her banner on show and directing business away from TikTok shop
She’ll hate every minute of it, she’s not an outdoorsy person as we well know, I think she’s imagining the Ritz on wheels.Getting at one with nature ! Well that’s a cert as she will be squatting and shitting in the bushes for sure, would hate to be downwind of it !
We did a lovely cruise around Loch Ness recently I've destroyed all my memories with my commentsNessie will def vacate Loch Ness once those two join him
Listen that van will only get one outing before it’s left to gather dust like the “little” sports carWell I’m sure those two by two planks of wood they’re gluing into the van will hold them nicely going by the state of the Next sofa after a few weeks of use
I’m sure he could hold up the Leaning Tower Of Pisa by this stage