Steal away xOh Monga can I please steal your screenshot (the top one) for my new avatar?
Steal away xOh Monga can I please steal your screenshot (the top one) for my new avatar?
That’s funnyI’m crying
Yea Jane you,ve got calorie counting down to a fine art…….fat bleep !
You have described my cousin to a tee !Why is she showing a MAC mascara on her stories when she happily looks like a complete slob all the time? you can put lipstick on a pig....it'll still be a pig and what a complete and utter state Charlie looks on those pics, has he no self respect? he looks like a fat nerd who lives in his parents attic at 50 and uses a wank sock in lieu of female company
oh my bleeping god has she eaten her neighbours????
Charlie clearly doesn’t get any action then, would need a winch to hoist those tree trunks !Not surprised she can’t lift her legs, they’re massive, must weigh a ton each one
He is a lovely bloke that has had a terrible year but she is the female version of Danny Malin - rate my takeaway, problem is she would neck it that quick she wouldn’t remember what it tasted like !
Did they comment or did she get blocked straight away?My daughter wrote that for me so I wouldn’t get blocked
bleeping hell she slimmed down alot in five minutes
Oh god i‘m pissing myselfit's like she's got stuck in a giant rubber ring and just thought oh well i'll keep it on, she looks like a weeble!
Katiesimbahill saying what we are all thinking
Jesus Christ
She needs to get back to Tesco to save her life she is killing herself that the dangerous levels of weight gain.Sweet Jesus! If she wasn’t such a bleep I’d feel sorry for her. She looks so bloated and puffy The worst thing she did was Jack in Tescos, at least she got some steps in!
Oh god i‘m pissing myself
The dark colour is what the carpet should look like but those two have pancaked the pile with the weight of themYuk! What’s all that black on the carpet? View attachment 1141408
Oops I’ve posted the same pic twice. End of the day and on knackered. Yea Doc just said to me he thinks it’s the original carpet. Blimey, I’ve never seen anything like it, they’ve trashed the carpet with their heavy weights.The dark colour is what the carpet should look like but those two have pancaked the pile with the weight of them