…and just a reminder, daft boy is 31 and Janeykins is 29. Spoiler alert: that’s their ages, not their weight in stones, although you could be forgiven for thinking it is! It’s going to take a lot of that hair powder stiff now to cover Simple Simons bonce! He looks about 50, it’s obviously not his fault he’s bald, but the big paunch doesn’t help, and, a word to the wise Charlie, stop wearing leggings!! You are completely the wrong shape for them, or indeed any kind of young man’s clothing…you just look far too old!!