and she's looking for a new chair for her birthday ,one that doesn't squeak...good luck with that one 
Such a flattering angle! Jeez, she looks rough. Why would you go for a drive at 10pm in the rain and fog, honestly these two are bleeping odd. They must have been to the drive thru. As for the pillow, it’s like something I’d buy my 89 year old great auntieI think it's going to end with a bang
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Not just rough…..dog roughSuch a flattering angle! Jeez, she looks rough. Why would you go for a drive at 10pm in the rain and fog, honestly these two are bleeping odd. They must have been to the drive thru. As for the pillow, it’s like something I’d buy my 89 year old great auntie
She looks like she's just being born in the second picture, just emerging from her mothers nether regions, welcome baby Jane !I think it's going to end with a bang
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Picture squeezing that head out you'd be walking like John Wayne forever
step away from the pies 
Same she motivates me to not end up like her haha.Quite shocking to see how pies and chocolate and deteriorate someone so quickly , it’s good tho she makes me eat better I’m too scared
she’s def left Tesco that was prob the only movement she had , I know the bean is a big boy now but he needs to say to her they both can’t can’t carry on like this what’s it gonna be like in another 6 months time 
she tells him she’s on the go all day and he’s scared to tell her some truths or he’s just really thick and believes it all 
Everytime her elbow bends her mouth opens , that's the only workout she's doingI would love to see an updated real women’s workout
she’s losing money for fun this one 
50 shades is done it’s old who cares, who’s chomping at the bit for wax of 50 shades no one it was years ago lollol me too. At least she attempted to back then, but now she’s bigger than ever.I would love to see an updated real women’s workout
She shits herself when she's nervous ,claims to have IBS but never complains of cramps /bloating and can consume £300 worth of food a week .She is a good example of how being hugely obese can age you considerably. People must assume she and Charlie are in their forties I would imagine (if she ever went out and met anyone, that is). On her way to being a shut-in now, no doubt about it. Sorry to ask but what does she proclaim to have wrong with her bowels?
