Jane Gammons #34 she's more of a pukka pie than a super spy

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Emperortooco

Sweatybetty said:
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I can feel a rant !! I,ve got a life limiting disease and the past few days have been the best ever in my life, met my absolute hero and as for Mr Tooco, what a fucking guy !! Lewis didn’t create his hairstyle it was my gorgeous hubbie who had it first had the self same style when we first met in a night club several years ago and I thought he was lush then, still do, my hubbie is mixed race same as Lewis both from Caribbean backgrounds, I,ve caught Mr Tooco watching me over the weekend and the look on his face has just made me fall for him all over again,(not that I was never not into him) am being soppy now as we,ve had a serious “chat”not long ago and both of us were in tears as we don’t want our good times to end early and then I look at that picture of that selfish bitch who wouldn,t know what a good time was if it smacked her in the face with a kipper , was moaning about her self inflicted fucking ankle injury. Shame on you , you disgust me, such a hard life, flat out creating your next batch of mewts taking all of 2 hours spending the rest of your time stuffing your fucking cakehole and watching Netflix, sad life , sad twat !!! Sorry maybe a bit too much hospitality alcohol but she boils my piss and Mr Tooco’s
 
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Firebug

I just spat my tea! I had an aunt with thyroid and bulgy puffy eyes and she always claimed it was her thyroid not being fat!! I can see where you're coming from, maybe eventually weight not only goes to your ears but also your eyes!! I bet the blood issue is pre-diabetes then!
 
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monga

She said the blood tests are for her iron levels
 
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doctordoctor

monga said:
She said the blood tests are for her iron levels
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Probably because her diet/nutrition is so poor. I don’t think she has a thyroid problem, her eyes have always been like that. She is obese simply because she overeats. Now, whether she has binge eating disorder, or just greedy, but the fact is, it’s not ‘glandular’ it’s because she eats complete and utter junk and large portions of it!! Charlie is the same, it’s not his thyroid either, it’s sheer, utter boredom I think…they have nothing else in their lives except planning the next meal, KFC, McDonalds, pukka pies and mash, roast dinners etc. I honestly believe he’s depressed, his life is being bossed around by Jane, working, visiting HER family, and watching his wages haemorrhaging out the door on this ridiculous ‘buisness’ of hers (and supposedly his!) he’s a 31 year old man with a dead end life, a fat, bossy wife and he’s staring into the 50 odd years of this…
 
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Rosieposey

Looking at the state of them both another 50 years is ambitious
 
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lexiloo

it makes me feel crap and bloated just looking at what they eat, it reminds me of when you go on holiday and you go mad at the buffet and naughty stuff just because you can but quickly you feel urgh and get sick of it, I actually start to crave veg, salad, fish etc when i've over indulged for a few days like on hols or over xmas etc but that's their lives, day in, day out. Her hair, skin, nails, weight, fluid retention, blood pressure, liver function etc will all be suffering because she can't be bothered to make meals with fresh ingredients and would rather scoff crisps, cakes and ready meals instead.
 
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monga

It's a vicious circle for her ,eat crap ,feel like crap ,eat even more crap to give her a crappy high for 5 mins ,she should take inspiration from her earlier vids where her meals were varied and she had a lot more energy because of it ,quitting Tesco has been detrimental to both her health and purse ,but she doesn't see it .
 
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ChubClubThug

I watched the vlog where she goes to Patrick's wedding the other day. She and Helen were so jealous of him. Shows the measure of them because they were badly dressed and didn't know how to behave at such a function. Yet chins likes to think she's a cut above (mummy's cottage ) I am from South Wales and only a 20 min train ride away from Cardiff... such a shame they don't come to Wales anymore
 
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wellwellwellitsanotherad

Thinks she is cut above but is definitely not. The cottage probably belongs to her stepdad not her mums
 
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Disneylover

Why the hell didn’t they just get someone to do a house clearance, these two couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery ffs! God knows how Charlie copes at work, he’s seems to lack common sense. I bet they’re charging Mrs G from her pension for the cost of the van hire etc as well. How convenient for chins to have a ‘bad’ foot when she should be helping, she really is a lazy excuse of a wife

ChubClubThug said:
It's on one of her Xmas day vlogs where she picks her brother up. They go to her mother's house for the day and the pub
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I think I remember that one, I’m in shock that chins went to the pub!
 
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MUZICAL_THEATRE

Fat collecting in the tissues behind the eye can cause bulgy eyes. Like you said though she’s had bulgy eyes for years, but then she’s been obese for years too.

She may have Non Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease (NAFLD). A diet full of sugar can cause it. Will be interesting to see if she shares her blood results.
 
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