I’m sure that’d be approaching 1000 calories, not counted I bet.
Jane Gammons #16 Fake anxiety is no more it’s back to Jane being a Bore
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No. It would be about 25 Calories on Janes calorie counting app.......
She might have shat herself on the way to the van
I didn't know she was only 6 years old
We have all been there as kids but can you imagine Jane's reaction to this.....
Jane "Chaarrliiiie I want an ice cream...."
Bean "there's choc ices in the freezer at home, have one of them when you get back"
Jane *starts to slam her back into the car seat and huff and puff* "but chaaarrlliiie i want an ice cream ohhh deeeaahhh"
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‘CHARLEE!!!!’ I want an ice creammmm!! said in her ‘I’ve just had my gallbladder removed’ voice......
Noooo she'll have loads spare
That's exactly how she came across,one minute she's his mother the nxt his child ! any wonder he's deeply dippy
She's back guyzz showing off her new office and water feature
she's so busy she's even forgetting to eat
but Charlie's not going by the size of his gutfor all those that she's blocked you even get to see her "happy place" at the end 
she's so busy she's even forgetting to eat but Charlie's not going by the size of his gutfor all those that she's blocked you even get to see her "happy place" at the end 
I watched some of her old vlogs earlier as they came on on auto play... bloody hell she was so different before she got married etc. She seems so bitter yet really cocky these days. She has always been a dick though and an old woman that's obvs. I didn't realise she "didn't drink" when she's been knocking the gins back before! She did well on SW too. Cal counting really doesn't work for her (understatement of the century) Is it me or has she always been a bit of a witch to Helen?? I sense an underlying jel witch vibe towards her 'pal'
Forgot to say whoever guessed there were 2 burgers on the bagel was spot on ! it was stacked that high even the MGM lion and Tan wouldn't have got their gob round it ,but not a problem for Jane I'm guessingShe's back guyzz showing off her new office and water feature
I noticed she had two burgers, can’t remember who called it though haha. That tea must have been around 800/900 calories.Forgot to say whoever guessed there were 2 burgers on the bagel was spot on ! it was stacked that high even the MGM lion and Tan wouldn't have got their gob round it ,but not a problem for Jane I'm guessing
Who is she trying to kid About forgetting to eat?! If she says “I’m so busy” once more
. She‘s absolutely buzzing because she‘s doing the perfume, oh sorry scents by Jane . What an absolute grabber she is, she’ll do anything to avoid getting a proper full time job. The way she’s going on about “her office” as well, bleeping hell she really does think she’s made it 
her weight loss is going so well and she'd been farrrsting for ages and not even thought about food....doesn't it show
I knew we’d get a screenshot from you Lexi, love ither weight loss is going so well and she'd been farrrsting for ages and not even thought about food....doesn't it show
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She'll be getting herself a brief case next to carry from the kitchen to the bedroom, oops I mean office
she's even calling it a "new job" she's delusional. Still eating processed rubbish too, lunch was a mac n cheese pasta pot and some crisps......then the fred flintstone sized burger......also she's got 100 members who pay her £1.99 a month each to watch tit content.......are there really 100 people stupid enough to do that??? seems soI noticed she had two burgers, can’t remember who called it though haha. That tea must have been around 800/900 calories.
Who is she trying to kid About forgetting to eat?! If she says “I’m so busy” once more
Her office 
where is she going to dry all 18 racks full of smelly damp clothing (for 2 people mind) now?
And she's full of tit she's lost any weight for years. When she was on sw she used to show her book to the camera as proof. Anyone can fake a weigh in a dark room.
where is she going to dry all 18 racks full of smelly damp clothing (for 2 people mind) now? And she's full of tit she's lost any weight for years. When she was on sw she used to show her book to the camera as proof. Anyone can fake a weigh in a dark room.
She said in her recent vlog Charlie wanted an allotment and didn't seem convinced about him having one. Maybe because she knows that if he had one he would lock himself in with a bottle of jam shed wine and hide from her
I get the jel witch vibe too, I've always thought something was off about that whole friendship, Jane is always getting in little snide comments and then giggling like it was just a joke, she tries to out do Helen, copies her at every opportunity and then claims to be best friends, I think they're both a pair of plums who deserve each other but I did chuckle that Helen seemed to be giving it back to Jane in the food swap vlog.....shade was thrown for sure
Thats £199 a month! She better be declaring that.
Does she really think her office is going to be a hive of admin, stacks of paperwork and her up until midnight mowed out with work balancing the books via and old fashioned purchase ledger book. Employ an office junior to do the brews, fetch the pies and do the stapeling oh wait...that will be beans job
God, she can't even be bothered to prepare a vegetable, let alone grow one!She said in her recent vlog Charlie wanted an allotment and didn't seem convinced about him having one. Maybe because she knows that if he had one he would lock himself in with a bottle of jam shed wine and hide from her
The way Jane said in the food tasting vlog that Helen was her best friend and then Helen says "some good friends of ours" not best but good friends.I get the jel witch vibe too, I've always thought something was off about that whole friendship, Jane is always getting in little snide comments and then giggling like it was just a joke, she tries to out do Helen, copies her at every opportunity and then claims to be best friends, I think they're both a pair of plums who deserve each other but I did chuckle that Helen seemed to be giving it back to Jane in the food swap vlog.....shade was thrown for sure
Would Jane not see her bridesmaids as best friends? They helped her celebrate an important day so would they be closer to her than Helen? Just my thoughts...
Well she does prepare Charlie for work and for nights out so I guess that counts as preparing a vegetable.....
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