Jane Gammons #16 Fake anxiety is no more it’s back to Jane being a Bore

[lexiloo]

thick as mince both of them, jane gave something a 4 out of 10 yet when charlie gives it a 3 she says ooh so low charlie? its one point above yours you dozy mare! Also to say she didn't like the "marshMELLOW" she was keen enough to finish his! and she was all over those lemon cakes like Chris ingham on a teenage girls insta!
who else hoped Helen had sent that laverbread on purpose, knowing it was rank

 

[monga]

diet going well for you eh Jane? makes sense now why she has the camera almost on mars when she films

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Biggest she's been I think, even her bingo wings are huge !

 

[Patsy]

it amazes me how she thinks all the processed food and sugar, sugar, sugar is healthy simply because its within her calorie allowance, her energy levels, skin and hair would be so much better if she made better choices, its like being on holiday, we all eat the food and treats because its there and we're on holiday and buffets are life etc but I for one always look forward to being in a normal eating routine again and start to crave healthier stuff towards the end of it, Jane and Charlie eat like that all the time! it makes me feel sick looking at what she ate in one day, she's an advert for type 2 diabetes!!!

Both her and Helen’s food shops are so highly processed. Whether they’re in her calories or not they are not healthy or fuel for the body. Consuming processed food to this level will mean they are always overweight.

 

[Sara_M]

She honestly thinks she's a celebrity!! The way she was talking about how "I'm going to be personally packaging them all, I'm going to include hand written notes" etc. She is absolutely deluded.

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

Didn’t realise wine was part of the live clean plan

She said Charlie’s using his calories on wine but I thought they were following the live clean plan not calorie counting these two make stuff up as they go.

 

[Cupoftea83]

Also why weigh in the pitch black?! Just have a light on and show your trotters on the scales for god sake! She was prob holding onto the sink to make the scales lighter

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

She does have an unhealthy obsession with food and seems to just be able to endlessly eat. In the last vlog she has her lunch at 3:30pm, also has the snack a bit later and then eats a full dinner with Charlie which must be at 6-6:30pm. I don’t understand how she was even close to hungry so soon. She does need help, something like Overeaters Anonymous.

I think its the faarrrsting. Can't do her any good skipping a meal. Anyone here ever skipped breakfast only to want to spend the rest of the day grazing?
She doesn't need to fast as she doesn't have IBS. What she thinks is IBS is just her bodies reaction to eating crap.

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

Janes home office.....what is she thinking the perfume business may one day expand and that room will be a call center of people taking orders for the perfumes? She would pay her staff in pukka pies. Charlie could answer the phones like helllooooo or jane could do her cringe helloowww.
To make it proper office like, stick a vending machine in there, one that vends pies and pre packed Asda salids.
When my sister did Avon she just had her laptop on her lap doing her ordering whilst watching corrie, the stock and orders were just in the spare room. No need for an office chins!

Also, I wonder if Jane has ever heard of a radar key? Since her IBS has been so bad over the years I'm suprised she hasn't got one.

 

[Disneylover]

So she’s lost 4lb after her first week back on calorie counting, you could tell she was absolutely gutted, she waffled on for ages before saying what she’d lost. She lost 11lb last time so she was defo expecting more. Charlie wasn’t following it properly for half the week and lost 6lb, he gets 2500 per day you could tell she wasn’t happy . Fucking hell I thought it was never going to end what she was eating throughout the day, she had loads of calories left so it was snack after snack

 

[doctordoctor]

She needs a dietitian to advise her properly, weigh her regularly and help her make good choices. Not that Jane would follow anyone’s advice......

 

[lexiloo]

she's totally using it as a reason to dodge fruit and any extra veg or salad, its just processed meals and stodgy snacks, no way will they lose weight on this and if they claim to then shame on them! I feel lethargic just looking at it all

 

[Camsen.townie]

She’s used the forgetting to eat nonsense before when she started this CC farce.....as if she’d forget to eat!!! It’s forgetting to stop that’s her problem! Jane does CC like ‘I’ve got 1700 calories, that’s the equivalent (or ‘equivelates’ ) of 5 Mars Bar ice creams.....so I’ll have 5 MB ice creams...well, it’s within my calories!’ Takes no account of the amount of fat/sugar/carbs/salt......they’re complete idiots! They truly have no idea....and yet it doesn’t stop them talking as if they’re diet gurus! They’re so thick they’re dangerous

What’s gets me is the so called ‘left over calories’ she will eat something just to use up her quota! Like it’s a target

 

[Rosap]

How long till Jane runs the pick a number for a £1 and win a bottle competition??

Even i didn't think it would be this quick.

She must be way off target to have to resort to this already

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

WTF is that live...?? It's just a extra chubby woman doing her house work. Maybe she's going to branch in house wife porn

Sex chats by Jane. Heavy breathing as she tries to hoover in a stained nightie.. SHEXY

Nah their porn would be the feeding and squishing kind. Charlie feeding her pukka pies and letting her squish him

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

View attachment 130045how about you make your own If you're gunna be picky...he sounds like a real ass with a comment like that

Oh fucking hell bean just eat them

how funny that one of the dresses said was massive on her every time she wore it last year now looks like a sausage skin on her!

she makes a complete tit of herself by dancing on camera in loads of layers of clothes because they refuse to pay to heat the flat and then moans when we take the piss....is there any wonder we do? she looks like a complete twat.....a very rotund twat!

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I was just confused why she kept the dress on. Wouldn't you just get changed??

 

[ChubClubThug]

It is shocking, she’s totally ruined herself she’s now a bitch! Yeah me too, she’s defo reading here. She then said she was doing really well at calorie counting!! Really hun?! She’s such a laughing stock

I know!!! Contradicts herself to try and get a sale. You can tell by her facial expressions and body language when she is lying she does a little smile and looks sideways. I don't think she could redeem herself now.

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

In my opinion she’s really hit a new low with this. If you report the Facebook raffle though I’m sure it will be removed. She must be desperate for money.

 

[lexiloo]

about time she got charlie boy a bra.....those chebs are heading south dude!

why did she sing the theme tune to fame when she got the wham bar out?? honestly that was terrible to watch and who are these people who "absolutely love the taste test videos" its cringe on overdrive.......more like muckbang or man V food......jane v food, in the battle of jane v food, jane won!

 

[lexiloo]

its the delusion of grandeur that gets me, she seems to think she's top of her game in the influencer stakes, she's cocky and not likeable at all, seems to think everyone wants to be her and adores what she does, only massive following she's got is her own arse!

 

[Disneylover]

Honestly some of the comments The vast majority of her viewers have to be Nanas. They think she’s great

They defo are, I’m sure of it. Women aged 50 plus for sure.

Imagine one of the neighbours complained to the landlord about the sound of the water fountain constantly dribbling, sounds like someones having a massive wee!

I’d love her to get new neighbours, a bunch of loud chavs with little shits for kids, they could jump over and piss in the water fountain . She moans about the old girl upstairs, so I’d love it if this happened!