Jane Gammons #13 More dogger than vlogger, feeling the bloat & can't fasten her pink coat

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Amended to fit as there were way too many characters. Hope this is okay. Pretty sure it was the one with the most likes but the old thread ran to 58 pages so I may be wrong

Thanks to @Emperortooco for the new thread title.

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Emperortooco said:
New thread title suggestion : makes out she’s a vlogger , but maybe she’s a dogger, now she,s feeling the bloat, and can’t fasten her pink coat !
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monga

How thick is she not knowing the hand cream had cannabis oil in it ...the clue being in the name HEMP
 
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Spinidge

monga said:
How thick is she not knowing the hand cream had cannabis oil in it ...the clue being in the name HEMP
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She's unreal! Fancy getting in a tizzy over hemp hand cream. Does she think a big company like The Body Shop is illegally using cannabis in their products?! Watch out Jane using that stuff!! Whoop whoop it's the sound of da police!!
 
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burnbookregina

Omg seriously I've not been on here for months but had to come back after the revelation that hemp cream has cannabis in it...catch up Jane rest of us knew years ago
 
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monga

Spinidge said:
She's unreal! Fancy getting in a tizzy over hemp hand cream. Does she think a big company like The Body Shop is illegally using cannabis in their products?! Watch out Jane using that stuff!! Whoop whoop it's the sound of da police!!
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And we all know the the way to use cannabis is to rub it on your hands for maximum effect
 
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burnbookregina

Now we know why she always has the munchies...its the cannabis in the hand cream

DishtheDirt said:
Maybe that will explain why she always has the munchies
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Haha we said that at literally the same time...good minds think alike and all that

Ah I wish I hadn't taken a tattle break...looks like I've missed some real gold looking back through the threads
 
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Yashlions

Who’s up for two grown up babies tonight with pans on their heads having a party
 
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Spinidge

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God knows tonight's antics now they're on the weed
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That will depend on the status of her tonsils!! She was definitely setting the scene last night ready to self isolate!

Oh and I like the way Charlie said he was erm erm, busy erm at work erm doing erm bits for the NHS!! That's the NHS guys what a hero!! Give the man a sticker, erm!!
 
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monga

Spinidge said:
That will depend on the status of her tonsils!! She was definitely setting the scene last night ready to self isolate!
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She couldn't have much tonsil tissue left with all that scoffin !!

No stories from her today ?
 
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Spinidge

Or is it an ulcer??! She's so run down she doesn't know! Obviously in a right mood because she has to get up early when Charlie is working on the sofa!!
 
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monga

Spinidge said:
Or is it an ulcer??! She's so run down she doesn't know! Obviously in a right mood because she has to get up early when Charlie is working on the sofa!!
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If she's an ulcer on her tonsills the doctor would want to see her, as it could be potential for quinsy..
 
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