Jane Gammons #12 I have a voice & a platform more like I have a pukka pie & a gym ball

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She said they still sat on watching (weirdos)but the couple just casually drove away..
The couple who were engaging in 'rumpy pumpy' (thanks Jane) were that weirded out by the Gammons that they drove off. They probably thought the sight of that carry on with an egg sarnie is putting us right off.
Also, who calls it 'courting' apart from nannas?

Lecturing on panic buying? Hmmh Do you remember the time Jane asked what to donate to a food bank and then we see no evidence or mention of it? I bet she will mention it now though! Hi Jane 😂
 
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I gotta say she is looking extremely portly in this live ! Don’t think the Mac Donald’s and chocolate slabs are helping 🧐 🤪
 
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The couple who were engaging in 'rumpy pumpy' (thanks Jane) were that weirded out by the Gammons that they drove off. They probably thought the sight of that carry on with an egg sarnie is putting us right off.
Also, who calls it 'courting' apart from nannas?

Lecturing on panic buying? Hmmh Do you remember the time Jane asked what to donate to a food bank and then we see no evidence or mention of it? I bet she will mention it now though! Hi Jane 😂
Well she was totally devouring it 😋the sweat was pouring off her frazzled brow 😥as she reached lower gently she reached for the Tesco bag slipped her hand inside her fingers began to caress the contents and slowly she removed the egg butty .Her lips were quivering with anticipation of the delights that awaited her 🤗and with one bite it was gone 😛😂I’m sure the young couple couldn’t get over mr and mrs blobby driving all the way up to Beachy Head to have food porn over an egg butty 🥪 there more life in the cemetery than there is in those two 😴
 
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Charlie put the kettle on, we'll all have...diabetes!
That slab cake with chocolate, buttons, marshmallows, 'arse rings'...would you eat that amount of biscuits and chocolate separately in one sitting? Yeah, them two probably would.

I do feel sorry for those having to cancel/postpone events and holidays. I feel for Charlie, he must be worried about his mum and grandparents.

Why does it always go back to food? Look at my stocked cupboards/I have stuff in the freezer/what are you having for dinner? The obsession with food is worrying.

It's ok though, just get jiggling...you don't even have to stand up, just get them cells going and we'll be ok. In between Jane's advice and Taaaarnya with her miracle hot chocolate...we have nothing to worry about guyyyyz!

Well she was totally devouring it 😋the sweat was pouring off her frazzled brow 😥as she reached lower gently she reached for the Tesco bag slipped her hand inside her fingers began to caress the contents and slowly she removed the egg butty .Her lips were quivering with anticipation of the delights that awaited her 🤗and with one bite it was gone 😛😂I’m sure the young couple couldn’t get over mr and mrs blobby driving all the way up to Beachy Head to have food porn over an egg butty 🥪 there more life in the cemetery than there is in those two 😴
Oh Jane is more Grills and Spoon then Mills and Boon 😉
My brother and his other half are a similar age to Jane and Charlie and they just do so much more. Posters have commented on here how they are a lot older and have a more active social life and hobbies than this pair. It is difficult for Charlie with his commute but nana naps, entering competitions and getting excited over wax melts...they even made Ibiza look soulless.
 
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Charlie put the kettle on, we'll all have...diabetes!
Why does it always go back to food? Look at my stocked cupboards/I have stuff in the freezer/what are you having for dinner? The obsession with food is worrying.
Yes! There is nothing else in her life, clearly.
 
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I got the sense she was more upset for herself than Charlie anyway. She's probably gutted she won't be able to take the credit for organising everything and will now miss out on planned content. I've seen more genuine articles in poundland than this berk.
 
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Also sounded like she’s used Charlie’s money to pay for his own party lol
 
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I got the sense she was more upset for herself than Charlie anyway. She's probably gutted she won't be able to take the credit for organising everything and will now miss out on planned content. I've seen more genuine articles in poundland than this berk.
Yes definitel, she was looking forward to Charlie and everyone else saying how wonderful she was etc etc, plus she’s probably devastated as there won’t be a buffet now 🤣

Also sounded like she’s used Charlie’s money to pay for his own party lol
Yes 😂
 
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I thought she was so focused now, er yeah Jane on McDonalds hun 🤣
Yeah focussed on getting back on track whilst shaking her noodle pot....very healthy Janeychins but they’re your calories you can spend them on artery clogging, processed shite if you want. Taking of which that slab of sugar and fat she’d so nicely packaged as a gift, they have the willpower of Imelda Marcos in a shoe shop, will have been vacuumed up by the pair of them by now, it must contain at least 5000 calories, what a deluded, thick and arrogant specimen she is but it’s ok she’s in calorie deficit and losing weight!
 
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Charlie put the kettle on, we'll all have...diabetes!
That slab cake with chocolate, buttons, marshmallows, 'arse rings'...would you eat that amount of biscuits and chocolate separately in one sitting? Yeah, them two probably would.

I do feel sorry for those having to cancel/postpone events and holidays. I feel for Charlie, he must be worried about his mum and grandparents.

Why does it always go back to food? Look at my stocked cupboards/I have stuff in the freezer/what are you having for dinner? The obsession with food is worrying.

It's ok though, just get jiggling...you don't even have to stand up, just get them cells going and we'll be ok. In between Jane's advice and Taaaarnya with her miracle hot chocolate...we have nothing to worry about guyyyyz!


Oh Jane is more Grills and Spoon then Mills and Boon 😉
My brother and his other half are a similar age to Jane and Charlie and they just do so much more. Posters have commented on here how they are a lot older and have a more active social life and hobbies than this pair. It is difficult for Charlie with his commute but nana naps, entering competitions and getting excited over wax melts...they even made Ibiza look soulless.
Mills and Boon more like Enid Blyton those two 🤭my MIL would put her to shame and she’s 80 😴
 
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Only Jane could try and replicate someone else's idea and make it look like a total dogs dinner! She cannot craft by her own admission so just don't go there then! There's not much talent needed for this but she failed at the first hurdle when she couldn't even swirl the chocolate together 🤣
Honestly, all that sweet stuff just thrown on top of all that melted chocolate, not even arranged nicely. Why bother doing it at all?
And then having unwrapped it and started eating it ( I bet it's all gone now! ) says she's giving it to someone...who? Charlie?
 
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Only Jane could try and replicate someone else's idea and make it look like a total dogs dinner! She cannot craft by her own admission so just don't go there then! There's not much talent needed for this but she failed at the first hurdle when she couldn't even swirl the chocolate together 🤣
Honestly, all that sweet stuff just thrown on top of all that melted chocolate, not even arranged nicely. Why bother doing it at all?
And then having unwrapped it and started eating it ( I bet it's all gone now! ) says she's giving it to someone...who? Charlie?
It was Charlie they were scoffing it in last nights live...
 
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It was Charlie they were scoffing it in last nights live...
Yes that's what I meant. She said she made it for someone...and then they were tucking in...clearly not gonna be wrapping it back up to gift it to someone🤣
 
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how obvious that she's bought subscribers and/or comments
sure tyler ;)

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I bloody hope they did scoff it themselves and she didn't give any away, imagine being the poor sod who got it then seeing her snout in it like this

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