Jane Gammons #10 Janes livid cos bean fancies twins, bouncing on the ball to banish the chins

[Dolphingal]

Another food shop shes had her soap and glory shower gel a year ?????? Uses it as a perfume shower what the actual duck she’s getting weirder by the vid stuff she does make no sense at all ! Moaning about her £1 shampoo and conditioners saying they are crap but does not want to spend a lot prob still be cheaper then buying multiple crap ones women ! Just buy a decent shampoo it really ain’t that hard you moron ps check how tight the rings are at beginning of vid and she says she’s fussy with chicken ? Really she buys the cheapest nastiest meat I’ve ever seen

She's a F'Kin prick

Janes equivalent of lip fillers and a Range Rover is sucking on a glass and a Ford Ka

You mean a Robin Reliant... Wobbly, like her jaws

just remembered the cheese triangle......who the hell stirs a laughing cow cheese triangle.....the extra light version which is like pva glue into tomato soup?? can just imagine the floaters in that
normal people might add some chilli flakes or cajun spice for an extra flavour but oh no! lady ham hock has to stick plastic cheese into it, but she's fussy about chicken dont you know, so fussy she eats fridge raiders lol

Has she never heard of brie or roquefort?? Gammon Gourmet at its finest with dairylea triangles.... F'k me!!

 

[Marj24]

In fairness Jane's evening meal showed today was a step up from the Pukka pies and pizzas (even if she cooked enough for 3 or 4) She really should consider going back on the Slimming World plan. Would surely encourage more cooking from scratch. She could use what she's learned from the calorie counting for portion control and perhaps use a few sins for favourite sauces rather than sugary or salty snacks all the time. She would be able to include the occasional Magnum!

 

[monga]

In fairness Jane's evening meal showed today was a step up from the Pukka pies and pizzas (even if she cooked enough for 3 or 4) She really should consider going back on the Slimming World plan. Would surely encourage more cooking from scratch. She could use what she's learned from the calorie counting for portion control and perhaps use a few sins for favourite sauces rather than sugary or salty snacks all the time. She would be able to include the occasional Magnum!

Too much hard work for the lazy mare tbh

She's a F'Kin prick


You mean a Robin Reliant... Wobbly, like her jaws


Has she never heard of brie or roquefort?? Gammon Gourmet at its finest with dairylea triangles.... F'k me!!

A step up from the dunkers

 

[Dolphingal]

In fairness Jane's evening meal showed today was a step up from the Pukka pies and pizzas (even if she cooked enough for 3 or 4) She really should consider going back on the Slimming World plan. Would surely encourage more cooking from scratch. She could use what she's learned from the calorie counting for portion control and perhaps use a few sins for favourite sauces rather than sugary or salty snacks all the time. She would be able to include the occasional Magnum!

To calorie count, you need to have primary level Mathematics... Also, for it to work, you must also calculate macro's which is beyond comprehension for Trotter so... that equals FAIL

Trotters Tone Up video is up ladies!! Bring on your exercise balls and bounce to da beat......

 

[Lars Guinard]

To calorie count, you need to have primary level Mathematics... Also, for it to work, you must also calculate macro's which is beyond comprehension for Trotter so... that equals FAIL

It was written out on the packaging on the yellow sticker reduced meal from The Gym Kitchen. Jane still didn’t get macros.
Quick to tag them in your Instagram post but will not buy it full price...great support for start up businesses and small Instagram businesses is Jane!

 

[Marj24]

In fairness Jane's evening meal showed today was a step up from the Pukka pies and pizzas (even if she cooked enough for 3 or 4) She really should consider going back on the Slimming World plan. Would surely encourage more cooking from scratch. She could use what she's learned from the calorie counting for portion control and perhaps use a few sins for favourite sauces rather than sugary or salty snacks all the time. She would be able to include the occasional Magnum!

Just adding as I found Jane through watching Slimming World vloggers (she came up in my recommendations, my jaw dropped...). Many seem to be fixed on making food syn free and saving syns for crap. What is wrong with using a tablespoon of synned olive oil for four portions to make your food taste nicer! 1.5 syns per portion and also helps make you less likely to go back for seconds as not syn free? I can't lose weight without limiting my carbs so even if I had pizza (possible on SW with wholemeal tortilla wrap and HB cheese, I would never add potato wedges. That is just me but the crap Jane and Bean eat! FFS

 

[Marj24]

im only part way through but saw this comment and it made me chuckle

"Just found your channel. How many food shops do you do a week?"

Amazingly it is still there, Jane obviously doesn't do subtext!

 

[Disneylover]

Moaning her hair is greasy, it’ll be the shite you eat, Jane! Pukka pies, magnums, chocolate brioche....the list goes on lol
my hair felt greasy when I was eating crap over Christmas

 

[Justdishingthetea]

In fairness Jane's evening meal showed today was a step up from the Pukka pies and pizzas (even if she cooked enough for 3 or 4) She really should consider going back on the Slimming World plan. Would surely encourage more cooking from scratch. She could use what she's learned from the calorie counting for portion control and perhaps use a few sins for favourite sauces rather than sugary or salty snacks all the time. She would be able to include the occasional Magnum!

Again calorie counting to me is an excuse to eat a load of ccrap they ate so much healthier on sw

 

[Yashlions]

Only way she is gonna shed the pounds is with therapy she clearly has issues , and a personality transplant won’t go amiss either ! She’s getting above her station she’s quite delusional she’s gonna be spouting the same tit in 10 years time and will be even bigger trying to contort her body into size 12 charity shop buys

 

[Justdishingthetea]

Only way she is gonna shed the pounds is with therapy she clearly has issues , and a personality transplant won’t go amiss either ! She’s getting above her station she’s quite delusional she’s gonna be spouting the same tit in 10 years time and will be even bigger trying to contort her body into size 12 charity shop buys

I agree i think she does need some help in regards to food she clearly has some sort of food obsession

 

[Yashlions]

I agree i think she does need some help in regards to food she clearly has some sort of food obsession

It’s like the film fatal attraction but instead of some hot guy it’s burgers and pies

 

[Rosieposey]

A Traction

 

[Justdishingthetea]

A Traction

Shes just jumping on the bandwagon

 

[Rosieposey]

Trotter alert

 

[Yashlions]

Here you go guys Jane gammon stars in new fatal attraction remake ! Pie attraction

 

[Drxo1990]

Jesus she could give Fred Flintstone a run for his money,I've never seen broader feet

I would litterly pay £1000 to see her run, I'd loose half a stone in belly laughs so it'd be more than worth it

 

[monga]

I would litterly pay £1000 to see her run, I'd loose half a stone in belly laughs so it'd be more than worth it

I'm sure if you dangled some food in front of her she'd give it a good go!

 

[lexiloo]

I'm sure if you dangled some food in front of her she'd give it a good go!

a pukka pie dangling on string from a stick....run janey run

 

[monga]

a pukka pie dangling on string from a stick....run janey run

Forrest Flump!