Jamie Genevieve #7 Husbands a bum but she's finally a mum!

[Binx]

Jack standing on a box here?

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his fuccking barnet

 

[FineLine]

What was his hairline like before? I feel like he’s been wearing a tammy for years!

 

[Teawithnosugar]

What was his hairline like before? I feel like he’s been wearing a tammy for years!

He had that awful hairstyle where all the hair is combed to the front and then wore a beanie hat everywhere he'd go for like a year. Definitely sus. Hair transplant ad incoming.

 

[Rambo011]

I actually cant stand the pair of them set of absolute bampots

 

[sophie1106]

Can’t help but cringe when Jack makes these weirdo videos like the recent “you feel like home” one on TikTok.

It’s giving “I made you another mixtape” like ponytail Derek in TPOBAW. Very specific reference but it’s what I thought of ick

 

[Teawithnosugar]

Someone’s been reading Tattle second time this week she’s mentioned Sainsbury’s

 

[itsalwaysthequietones]

Irrationally irritated by her spraying all this suncream inside the car, it will have gone everywhere??

 

[petalpetal5381]

Irrationally irritated by her spraying all this suncream inside the car, it will have gone everywhere??

Same! I was hoping her baby isn’t in the car with her too as won’t be good for their little lungs!

 

[Punchface]

Irrationally irritated by her spraying all this suncream inside the car, it will have gone everywhere??

Her windscreen and windows will be sure to suffer, why on earth would it cross your mind to do it in a car?!

 

[Teawithnosugar]

Just the thought of my car interior getting all sticky from an SPF spray makes me unwell

 

[Scotsgirl26]

I knew as soon as I saw it that she was coming back to link it "everyone's asking" here's my code!

 

[Ari-55]

Just the thought of my car interior getting all sticky from an SPF spray makes me unwell

She probably goes to a valet to do her car interiors so makes no difference to her really

 

[basicbatch]

I get the feeling this is a precursor to a pregnancy announcement

A few people said this in the comments on the post and I really don’t understand why that was people’s first thought? The caption on the photo was something like ‘Just us three’ which doesn’t really suggest that another is on the way.
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I don’t know why it irked me, the Fife Arms thing. It is so discreet and un-celeb/influencer (I live near it and it’s just a local hotel here, albeit an expensive one). I wonder if they would even have got PR or reduced rates. Hope they don’t make it tacky and start inviting influencers to stay! The Fife Arms certainly doesn’t need the exposure.

We’ve looked at staying over there before but it’s just too expensive. If you google fife arms celebrities you’ll see that it’s had a good few celebrities stay there, very well known ones, not influencers and instagrammers. The hotel has a good reputation amongst the A-listers, it definitely doesn’t need to start paying people to go and stay there.

 

[FineLine]

We’ve looked at staying over there before but it’s just too expensive. If you google fife arms celebrities you’ll see that it’s had a good few celebrities stay there, very well known ones, not influencers and instagrammers. The hotel has a good reputation amongst the A-listers, it definitely doesn’t need to start paying people to go and stay there.

Yep, lots of A listers have stayed there. We see their cars and security around the place. Living in the area you get used to seeing the Royal family etc so it’s not that big a deal when celebs are about.

 

[Lurker2867]

I don’t have kids so maybe it’s just me but I find beige/neutral coloured bouncy castles and ball pits so weird? Where’s all the bright and fun colours, feels so odd for a 1 year olds birthday

 

[Teawithnosugar]

I don’t have kids so maybe it’s just me but I find beige/neutral coloured bouncy castles and ball pits so weird? Where’s all the bright and fun colours, feels so odd for a 1 year olds birthday

Because then it wouldn't be instagram worthy, hello!?

 

[FineLine]

I actually was surprised how non-aesthetic the party looked! No cohesive theme as far as a I could see - not that there needs to be. I expected the whole thing to be beige as duck. God knows how much she spent though!

 

[sleepingskies]

Wine, has she stopped breastfeeding?

 

[basicbatch]

Wine, has she stopped breastfeeding?

Think she stopped ages ago when she went back to work

 

[Ollersett]

Wine, has she stopped breastfeeding?

You can drink wine and breastfeed. But yes, I think she has stopped.