I went to hospital convinced I was suffering appendicitis or severe food poisoning.
Spent 2 hours in a&e (18 years ago) they did pregnancy tests, blood work.
Then I was in the cubicle waiting for a doctor to come back with results and I let out the biggest fart- my partner nearly wet himself.
I felt so much better.
I apologised and went home in shame.
It’s still a joke now anytime I think I might need the hospital - are you sure it’s not a fart.
Could be a broken arm and I’m still gonna get asked if I need to fart.