Great Cawwiss, you managed to shoe horn a dramatic
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hospital visit into your youtube downtime. For fucks sake, if you wanted a break you should have kept that boring little incident to yourself, or in the very least created a silly montage of ambulance, canular hospital bed etc to show us on your big return. Well having heard of other tatters experiences with trapped wind and having a little incident of my own while pregnant and out shopping in town, where I fainted and had an ambulance called. I can confirm trapped wind is a very real prospect for this silly witch. As for surgery, she probably was wearing her £10.00 leggings with £9.50 worth forcefully pulled up her crack causing a cork like effect for her gassy undercarriage. Doctors probably tried to pull them down, struggled a bit and started talking about surgical removal from her arse crack. Maybe once said leggings were eventually taken down, and she started crying and taking fugly pics of herself, her rear-end let out the trumpets of all trumpets. But could this pathetic, dramatic prat tell the truth to James and her family, let alone her army of thick followers. Oh noooooo, far too much leverage for sympathy and a reason to sit on her fat ass all day.