I think, for a brief time, she will start to "transition" (a la Jack Munroe) and start dressing in a masculine way, cut her hair etc, say she is taking hormones (whether or not she does) and within 6 months or so it will all be forgottenI'm amazed she hasn't waded in on the Hilaria situation. Cultural appropriation is perfect fodder for JJ.
What's our predictions for Jameela 2021?
I think there will be a big "unspecific health scare" at some point (obviously), lots of pictures from her "sick bed", tube up her nose. Never properly explained, but recovers after a week.
She will be the last person on earth to catch COVID before Herd immunity kicks in. Or she will be the first to contract a new virus, which she suggests we name after her.
She will start using the "They/Them" pro-nouns.
She will be fired from "The Misery Index", but will claim she quit due to the toxic masculinity and the fact she does not want to be associated with a show that promotes misery. She's purely "positivity" in 2021 (yeah, right).
Her book will be released and be a big hit. The book tour will be her undoing as one (or more) of the interviewers start to unpick her story and she'll trip up on the facts.
Shireen Jamil will write a tell all book too.
There will be ANOTHER bee incident. Maybe, whilst carrying more steaks out of a celeb party between her thighs, a bee flies up her skirt to nibble on the steaks, stings her bum. She falls, breaks her bum for the third time, smashes the tooth, but luckily has more eyelash clue to hand. She is concussed.
She will NOT appear in another acting role. Ever. Kristen Bell has made sure that never happens.
Any other 2021 predictions?
She won't comment about Hilaria because comparisons have already been made with her own batshit lies.I'm amazed she hasn't waded in on the Hilaria situation. Cultural appropriation is perfect fodder for JJ.
What's our predictions for Jameela 2021?
I think there will be a big "unspecific health scare" at some point (obviously), lots of pictures from her "sick bed", tube up her nose. Never properly explained, but recovers after a week.
She will be the last person on earth to catch COVID before Herd immunity kicks in. Or she will be the first to contract a new virus, which she suggests we name after her.
She will start using the "They/Them" pro-nouns.
She will be fired from "The Misery Index", but will claim she quit due to the toxic masculinity and the fact she does not want to be associated with a show that promotes misery. She's purely "positivity" in 2021 (yeah, right).
Her book will be released and be a big hit. The book tour will be her undoing as one (or more) of the interviewers start to unpick her story and she'll trip up on the facts.
Shireen Jamil will write a tell all book too.
There will be ANOTHER bee incident. Maybe, whilst carrying more steaks out of a celeb party between her thighs, a bee flies up her skirt to nibble on the steaks, stings her bum. She falls, breaks her bum for the third time, smashes the tooth, but luckily has more eyelash clue to hand. She is concussed.
She will NOT appear in another acting role. Ever. Kristen Bell has made sure that never happens.
Any other 2021 predictions?
It’s her new year duty don’t you know!To date, she's on twitter blathering on about the evils of diets!!!! LOL!!
Personally I think she’s spot on about the whole “new year, new you” thing, especially dangerous detox diets and the diet industry in general making money from the insecurities of people, especially women, that are created by the media holding up impossible standards of beauty in the first place.
BUT
Jameela herself is part of that media image. She is thin but regularly talks about the crap she eats, which either she doesn’t actually eat or eats extremely little of, just for show.
She is a naturally beautiful woman, and although I’m sure she’d deny it, everyone in Hollywood has some kind of tweaks to help them out - be it botox, teeth whitening, surgery, hair extensions, whatever. It cannot be denied that she is very photogenic, and doesn’t look at all out of place on a red carpet. It also cannot be denied that she has far more money and access to maintaining her beauty and body than the average woman.
SO SHE IS A FULLY PAID PART OF THE MACHINE THAT IS SELLING IMPOSSIBLE BEAUTY STANDARDS TO WOMEN!
She is the bleeping root of making women feel tit about themselves, posting poser selfies on Instagram and walking red carpets with professional hair & makeup. Taking part in photoshopped photoshots with perfect lighting. Talking about all the crap she eats but mysteriously maintaining her slim dress size, seemingly without any effort. 10 steaks my arse!
The diet industry may prey on people’s insecurities, but those insecurities wouldn’t exist without the media’s ridiculous representation of women, of which Jameela has been a part of for well over 10 years, in one form or another. She is not the bleeping crusader she thinks she is. She’s a Hollywood sheep who talks the talk but cannot grasp how she plays such a big part in the problems she’s constantly putting on blast.
duck OFF, JJ. I’ll listen to anti-diet culture speech from qualified people (dieticians, eating disorder experts, doctors, therapists) and from women who fall outside of the western media’s high standards of beauty, but not you.
This is what really grinds my gears. The Hilaria 'scandal' is SO widely publicised, and while it's ridiculous, makes her and her husband look stupid, and her career as mommy instagrammer will suffer, it is essentially harmless to others.I wish the expose of jameela would go as wide and open as it has for hilaria Baldwin.
In a way, she should count herself very lucky that Tracey did the expose on her before Hilaria because now it’s widespread news I bet she (Tracey) gained a lot more followers and the media will pick up on her future stories from now on.This is what really grinds my gears. The Hilaria 'scandal' is SO widely publicised, and while it's ridiculous, makes her and her husband look stupid, and her career as mommy instagrammer will suffer, it is essentially harmless to others.
Meanwhile JJ goes on and on and on about whatever most current trendy woke topic is, piles lies about and illness, has tons of people look up to her and somehow, offers advice as if she's a psychologist (with a disclaimer she isn't obv, but those are so common nowadays that who cares) and she doesn't get any serious backlash. Whyyy.